[COUNTDOWN] >>900 ON THE 9000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8749 06:33


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"OVER 9000" MEMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD.

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 05:44

I wonder what Tony Hawk does these days. Is the skating fad over by now?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8949 08:09

If you post,
You can earn $9,000 too.
http://4-ch.net/dqn

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 14:29

FIFTY DAYS!! FIFTY DAYS!! IT IS TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS!!

DAY 9000 IS COMING! DAY 9000 IS ALMOST HERE!! AND CROSS THE LINE THE EXODUS WILL BE UPON US!!

FIFTY DAYS!! FIFTY DAYS!! IT IS TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS!!

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 14:35

>>348
My, Earth really is full of things.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 21:03

stop it, you butt.

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 21:04

are there furry stand up comedians?

captcha: yaff

note: I don't really want to know, so post about something else instead please thanks in advance

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8950 23:16

>>354
Bitch who said it was yours??

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 02:28

>>357
Learn to comma, you commie!

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 08:56

Commanism

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 13:35

Will Aniki rise again on day 9000?

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 15:16

Rest in peace, sweet Aniki

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 17:26

>>356
I couldn't find any.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8951 22:30

don't know why I bothered, but I'm glad I did

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 17:20

ten posts a g'day

365 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8952 17:54

Governed by the laws of nature

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:12

Initial D Best Natural Selection

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:26

fuck russia

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 18:46

the sky is so blue and beautiful, why is it still like 8 degrees outside

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8952 20:15

Chokehold

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 03:04

>>369
it's so cold because there's no clouds to trap the heat in, usually it's colder on days when there are no clouds in the sky

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 08:56

fuck usa

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 14:14

The cold must cease, it is damned spring-September.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 16:56

>>371
leave Tewi out of this

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 17:03

useless bunnies only good for cuddling

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 18:35

Dojin depictions of Reisen tend to be pretty hawt.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 20:06

>>370
Those bastard clouds, oppressing the infrared like that. Let My Kinetic Energy Go!

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 11:20

watch this space

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 11:46

walk this way

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 12:48

I am feeling fat and sassy

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 13:45

repent sinners

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 14:44

I remember me and my cousin stumbled across Rejected one night and when he was old enough for it he got a tattoo of it. I guess he really liked that short.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 15:36

the more you stare into the light the better it is

383 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8955 17:31

Mary Ellen needs a ride. We're going by her place.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:57

>>381
Having a spoon that's too big is more relatable than it might seem at first.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 20:05

Is he a banana?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 21:25

pulling the threads of fate

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 22:06

the bathroom is full, guess I might as well take out the recycling while I wait

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 22:10

>>384
How relatable is this: wanting a spoon, but being forced to choose between washing a big spoon or using a little spoon?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 23:52

>>388
painfully

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 02:10

Do you ever butter your toast with a fork rather than clean a knife?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 03:05

I just rub the entire stick over the toast

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 03:19

I butter the pan by unwrapping one end of the stick and using it like a crayon.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 11:05

i just take a bite of bread and chase it with a sip of molten butter

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 14:07

it's spooky when dogs have nightmares

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 14:15

it's spooky when dogs have nightmares

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 17:12

it's spooky when I accidentally double post and don't remember it

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 17:46

A choir sings from a score inscribed on a pair of buttocks,[43] part of a group that has been described as the "Musicians' Hell".[47]

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8956 20:49

Who gets their butter in a stick? It's more like a brick

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 00:21

I successfully applied percussive maintenance to reseat my 2012 MBP's internal battery. Eat your heart out, iFixit!

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 03:45

>>399 so you smacked it back into place?

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 05:02

>>400 in the manner of esteemed Italian engineer Arthur Fonzarelli, ayyyyy

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 09:37

2011-2012 was peak laptop. They will never be as good, ever again

Sent from my iPad

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8957 23:44

I should have read the textbook a long time ago, much easier to understand than the prof

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 04:09

Hello I'm here because I remember that /prog/ stayed here for a while after progriders went down could you please tell me where they're posting now if possible thank you

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 04:34

>>404
goatfinfer.ga

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 05:42

we're going to make it!

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 11:11

why am I arguing on the internet
it's like it's 2009 and I'm dumb again

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 12:33

>>407 A good thing to remember when any debate begins online.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:25

>>408
You're wrong and I hate you!!

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8958 21:43

>>409
You are a big fat butt and I want you to shut up!

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 02:38

just dooooo eeeeet

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 04:18

transmission what are you doing
I have the files right here, I know they're the right files because I just got them directly from the original source five minutes ago, how can you not see them COME ON THEY ARE RIGHT THERE RECOGNIZE THEM AND START SEEDING ALREADY
all I want to do is revive a couple of dead torrents and this is the kind of treatment I get, what's a DQN gotta do these days for a little good karma

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 09:52

Jordan Pee 🅱️eterson

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 15:14

Kermit the 🅱️rog

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 15:16

>>412 Check your filenames. Check your download directory. Ensure that they are actually the same files. Choose the option to verify local files, then start it.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8959 20:18

>>415
did all that, it worked for some other stuff just before. usually transmission picks it up right away if it's in the directory, in this case it didn't, and tried to overwrite one of the files with the 400kb of data that is out there. best I can figure is they repacked it sometime in the last 5 years or so and now the hashes don't match, and since they're monolithic rars instead of individual files any change nukes the whole thing. I guess I could just create fresh torrents with the new files though.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8960 16:35

My animu collection/stockpile continues to grow. I now have about twice as much unwatched as watched. My rate of consumption does not justify this.

At least hard drives are cheap and small.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 03:31

>>413
>>414

i remember why i dont visit dqn anymore

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 04:40

。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 I regret to inform you that Prof. Hawking will not be attending this matsuri.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 05:34

>>418
yet here we are

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8961 08:49

>>418 Have a bit of self-respect and capitalise the "I" when you talk about yourself

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 08:53

nouns are adjectives when we use them to describe what something is made of

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 08:41

IT'S

BEEN

someBODY

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 13:25

What's the word again, for when redundant aspects of physical things are kept in digital versions, for a nicer user experience or familiarity or something? Things like, using wooden-style interfaces for software synths, or digital calendars using pages for months, or using an animated page-turning interface for .pdfs.

I'm sure I learned the word here a while ago but I've forgotten.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 15:19

why is a french guy teaching english to a japanese girl

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 17:53

>>424
“Skeuomorphism”

>>422
Less commonly, adjectives are nouns when the thing they describe is implicit, like environmental conditions (“the cold”). Verbs can also be nouns to refer to the act of performing that action (though “a walk”, not “walking”).

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 18:14

stop posting you fucks we're gonna hit 900 too early

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:09

>>426
"Gerund"

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 20:57

>>427 no I wanna post then I post you shut up

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8963 21:00

>>426
I was just thinking the other day how British it is to "have a <verb>", where essentially any intransitive verb is acceptable versus a more limited subset in many other places.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 05:09

>>430 I don't think that's especially British, we use it in America too. Have a drink, have a smoke, have a nap. To me the bigger British English vs American English difference is the tendency to use 'have' vs 'do' as an auxiliary verb. Eg "I haven't got any"(quintessential UK) vs "I don't have any"(quintessential US).

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 07:23

Dear $POO_FACE,

You seem to be confused about what communication is appropriate in our relationship.

If it's important, by all means ping me. If it isn't important, I invite you to bugger the whole nine yards off.

For reference, your current count of important messages is as follows: 0

With utmost respect,
$DQN

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 08:01

Also the way "have a <verb>" is used is similar to the diminutive form from some other languages, adding a bit of cheekiness and the implication that the verb in question will be finished quickly and not have too much effort put into it.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 16:15

>>428
That's why I said the whole

>though “a walk”, not “walking”

thing, to distinguish the concept I was mentioning from gerunds.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 17:16

>>434
So like, a verbal noun?

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 19:03

I never really noticed it said "Jimmy The Ass Carter" on this old sticker that came with the house.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8964 20:16

>>426 And a skeuomorph, thanks!

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8966 12:46

>>436
Your house came with a sticker? Lucky...

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8967 19:36

What kind of house even comes with a sticker?

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8969 07:31

>>439
a cool one

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8969 18:26

>>439
A webcomic melodrama popular on tumpler

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 01:07

Dr. House uses walking stick

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 14:50

So do I.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 14:58

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 16:21

>>443 Are you some kind of stick connoisseur?

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 16:31

>>445
Nope, just have an ankle I've sprained one time too many.

As sticks go, I prefer the hook style wooden ones to those pansy ass aluminum ones with their rubber coated handles for whiny babies.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8970 17:02

>>446 For my birthday one year my granny gave me a walking stick, and the knob screws off to reveal a long glass tube full of whisky with two tiny little metal cups.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8971 09:25

Now I wonder if there's one that does double duty as a hidden hooch vessel and a firearm.

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8972 07:54

Sister Act 3: Tiny Disk Invasion

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