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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (986) 2: [Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (621) 3: world2ch.net (6) 4: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (827) 5: IS SANTA CLAUS "REAL"? (9) 6: ITT your last google search [PART V] (452) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (39) 8: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (869) 9: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (961) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (999) (350) 11: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (717) 12: [NEWS] ITT post DQN QUALITY news articles [MSM] (132) 13: ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight (41) 14: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (420) 15: [SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (36) 16: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (777) 17: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (739) 18: ( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (274) 19: SAoVQ Refugee thread (282) 20: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (856) 21: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (563) 22: [ITT] ITT we think of new sex positions [Deep Thought] (30) 23: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (622) 24: ITT we (10) 25: ITT we slap the previous poster (PART II) (13) 26: ( ゚ ヮ゚) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (652) 27: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (980) 28: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if it wasn't an anonymous board #2 (90) 29: [MAINSTREAM APPEAL] DQN Mad Lib [PART XI] (5) 30: shitty fucking poetry night (486) 31: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999) 32: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (394) 33: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (613) 34: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (101) 35: ITT your last *booru search [Tags] [Depravity] (59) 36: Post Flappy Things! (85) 37: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (500) 38: [British]Post British stereotypes[cruel] (124) 39: Necrobump this thread! (88) 40: [Countdown] Let's get >>999 on the 99999th day of this month! (2)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (986)

977 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 15:56

man of earwax
spitting image of earwax

978 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:14

>>971
BASED!

979 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 20:27

hitler was stupid as fuck for thinking blondes should date blondes
they look like siblings

980 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 00:30

Ancient Greeks were not atheists, did not believe their gods were "metaphors" as some claim, and took their religion seriously with laws and legal punishments enforcing proper religious behavior, but obviously would have also known that you can literally go climb Mt. Olympus and Zeus and Hera and the gang aren't actually up there. What was their actual conception of divinity and the supernatural like?

981 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 07:01

>>978
Based on what?

982 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 07:43

>>981
Excellent taste

983 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 11:50

SAoVQ's disappearance is tantamount to cultural arson. Please BOOSTIMIZE Punctual Gomez as soon as plausible, his time is yet again imminent.

984 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 09:48

My head hurts.

985 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 15:08

If you need me, I'll be in the back producing dishonorable art.

986 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:41

>>983
If Capey doesn't pull his shit together all the spammers are going to BOOSTIMIZE over to DQN...

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[Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (621)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11372 09:02

612 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11529 04:20

Cute miko girl flying with her jet pack spraying aerosolized anthrax with a special nozzle to create the illusion of beautiful intricate danmaku

613 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 00:07

Cute girl pouring polyester down your polyurethra

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 02:21

Cute girl crawling up your urethra

615 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 02:34

Cute girl getting her ham certs for the singular purpose of trying to say hi to the king of Jordan

616 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 21:53

Cute girl getting a recreational abortion.

617 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 11:46

Cute girl catfishing her internet husband so that at least she's the one doing it and not some other virtual 15 year old

618 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 21:06

Cute girl strongly considering stealing the Suika thread for DQN.

619 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 01:17

Cute girl stealing the money you put aside for rent and bills AGAIN. Seriously, why are you still with her?

620 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 09:47

Cute girl who cannot be expressed as the solution to a polynomial with rational coefficients.

621 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:27

Cute girl sleeping

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world2ch.net (6, permasaged)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 21:26

This is not quite the place for this thread but I figured DQN has smarter users than general (a compliment will catch 'em!). World2ch is reopened, "for real" this time, with better software, new admin, etc. world2ch is the stronghold of junkies and bottom feeders, so it could be right up your alley.

2 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 22:51

delete the pizza spam in your site

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 02:06

https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1722982072/
All the replies to this thread apply equally to yours (except >>8, which is the OP of that thread, who is probably also you, 自作自演ing)

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 17:20

Not interested

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:25

I'll give it a chance if it's a new admin

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 01:09

     | \
     |Д`)   This shitty thread is permasaged.
     |⊂     I can dance now!
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    RANTA TAN
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   RANTA TAN
         (  へ)    RANTA RANTA
          く       TAN

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   RANTA RANTA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  RANTA TAN
         (へ  )    RANTA TANTA
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[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (827)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

818 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11488 02:23

( ゚ -゚) Remembering Habermas is still alive.

819 Name: vc: spowtt : 1993-09-11496 16:35

( ゚ -゚) Someone made a lot of notes in the front of this book, but not the back.

820 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11503 12:00

( ゚ -゚) Biting myself while chewing gum.

821 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11503 15:14

( ゚ -゚) Wild animals are scared of me.

822 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 02:29

( ゚ -゚) going on hentai sites looking for 2D qts only to be graced 3DPD anal p0rnz banner ads

823 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 12:16

( ゚ -゚) I used to get billions through USAID and now I get nothing.

824 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 01:40

( ゚ -゚) Government corruption is under attack.

825 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 11:04

( ゚ -゚) Post-shit clarity

826 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 15:29

( ゚ -゚) My ex is dating the bitch she cheated on me with

827 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:08

( ゚ -゚) Desperately trying to increase activity on a chan I like, but unable to think of anything interesting to post.

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IS SANTA CLAUS "REAL"? (9)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 10:33

If my understanding of the occult is correct, rituals (including prayer, singing, cosplay, sacrifice etc) can all give power to an idea. Millions around the world actively believe in Santa and billions more have knowledge of him or participate in santa rituals.

Now, this was all just armchair philosophy. But, I went to the mall, and there really was a santa ! Now, if santa isn't real how did I meet him in such a public place? QED

2 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 14:43

Blows marijuana smoke on the screen

3 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 20:52

I can't even imagine how much of a schizophrenic you must be to just believe that literally fucking everyone is just "pretending" that Santa and the Christmas season is real.

4 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9972 21:03

I really hate how commericalized the holidays have become... There are still three months left, for crying out loud!

5 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:03

6 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9973 03:42

>>1

>cosplay

I understand what you mean but it would be hilarious if those convention geeks were really participating in a ritual and powering some evil force like in Halloween III

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-10452 01:17

>>5

>SANTA IS ETERNAL
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA LIVES IN THE NORTH
>Tradition holds that Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a place ABOVE the rest of us.
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNISCIENT
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNIPRESENT
>Santa must be omnipresent, because he has the ability to visit over a billion homes in a twenty-four hour period. That's over 1100 per second!
>[ . . . ]
>SANTA IS OMNIPOTENT
>He has the ability to carry presents for over a billion children.
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8 This post sucked.

9 Name: ssz!!(Admin) : 1993-09-11536 23:54

>By the way, 4-ch.net has a fantastic user experience! __

Thank you!!

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ITT your last google search [PART V] (452)

1 Name: (´<_`  ) : 1993-09-10928 21:47

anfauglith

443 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11504 04:48

do rabbits bite

444 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11504 11:18

mixing bio and non bio laundry detergent

445 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11508 11:28

cultural revolution irrigation projects

446 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11508 11:34

jaffle

447 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11520 09:45

why was the liu song dynasty so fucked up

448 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11520 16:34

nubby's number factory

449 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 00:36

computer virus spider stock image

450 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 13:16

Rhubarb coleslaw

451 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 09:52

smorgastarta

452 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 20:17

devrel

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (39)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 06:57

"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 09:20

I dont think ive ever watched a ytp i could describe as "avant-garde" until now

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 18:59

If I were a cereal rapist, I would force you to eat cereal against your will. I would make you eat it with no choice or option to refuse. I would not let you stop until the cereal box was empty.

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 19:49

A homosexual is a type of pervert who desires other men’s bodies which equals the desire to violate the psyche of other men and turn them into spiritual women. Disgusting.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 20:36

Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11532 07:06

So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:19

I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:44

As someone who went to Columbia University, all I’m getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesn’t work, the horror

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 02:10

手が大人の手なのが唯一残念だねえ

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 04:15

A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 19:52

I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (869)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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860 This post sucked.

861 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11376 16:39

Cast "Dominate Your Competitio"

862 This post sucked.

863 This post sucked.

864 This post sucked.

865 This post sucked.

866 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11504 17:43

Investigate why this particular thread has so many posts that sucked.

867 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11506 02:59

>>866
Establish a committee on establishing a committee tasked with investigating why so many posts sucked and hiring a team of investigators to find out why.

868 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11529 14:30

>>867
First we must establish a provisional committee to create a cost estimation of an investigation into the post suckage and create a bid proposal for independent sucky post investigation contractors.

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【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (961)

1 Name: Kuroda : 1993-09-7300 08:50

精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。

ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年41歳、身長160cm台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。

http://ameblo.jp/elvis-asuka/

Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.

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952 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11505 16:13

彼の迷言
出るところを出してやっても良いのだぞ!

俺を舐めるな!俺のを舐めろ!

証拠ならあります!オーラでわかるんです!

お前に出会ったことで人生が360度も変わった!

953 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11505 17:24

ఏమైనప్పటికీ, ఆ వ్యక్తి ఎల్విస్-అస్కాతో ఒప్పందం ఏమిటి?

954 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11507 17:45

実写版!
鬼畜戦隊 ゴーカンジャー
ゴーカンピンクの武器はローター

官能変態   バイブマン
お色気肢体  ムンムンジャー
無毛戦隊   パイパンジャー
チンカス戦隊 インモウジャー
無能戦隊   タカオウジャー
偽名変態   アスカマン
巨漢戦隊   ヒマンジャー
巨乳戦隊   ジーカッパー

シリーズ続編出演者募集中??
さあ今日から君は廃遊だぁ!

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955 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 18:13

స్పష్టంగా ఆమె తనని తానే నొక్కడానికి ప్రయత్నించి తన వెన్నునొప్పితో ఏడుస్తోంది.
Oh my G!

956 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 18:34

ブタゴリラは言いました
「俺とホモセックス出来るのかどうなんだ?」

958 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11524 13:55

そんなに相手に飢えてるならさ
レンタルニート
https://neet.co.jp/project/rental_neet

959 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11526 03:09

@mr. Japanese, could you revive Japanese internet culture, please? Japanese textboard influence was a good influence on the anonymous in general. These days anonymous has degraded to a level of a Black twitter memer or an average r*dditor (which is the same but different). I, myself, only remember how to type "YAMEROOOO" when someone rustles my colloquial jimmies, so to speak. The other day, I accidentally stumbled on "KITA" and "YATTA" and wept for at least half-hour. I long for the old days. I miss the old ways.

I apologize for my uninvited interruption.

960 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 03:16

[إِذَا زُلْ

كاتێك كە زەوی ئەهەژێت و ئەجووڵێت و ئەلەرزێت لەرزینێكی زۆر سەخت كە لە ژێرەوەی ئەهەژێت و ئەجووڵێت و ئەلەرزێت تا هەرچی لەسەرە هەمووی ئەشكێنێت .

961 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 18:19

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (999) (350)

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