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1: [Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (623) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (989) 3: [SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (40) 4: SAOVQ false clone ran by Dutch freak pervert Capey Shut Down For Good! (7) 5: ( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (275) 6: [NEWS] ITT post DQN QUALITY news articles [MSM] (134) 7: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (40) 8: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (740) 9: SAoVQ Refugee thread (284) 10: [Part V] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (564) 11: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (778) 12: ITT your last google search [PART V] (453) 13: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (857) 14: world2ch.net (6) 15: [Misery] ( ß -ß) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (827) 16: IS SANTA CLAUS "REAL"? (9) 17: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (869) 18: y“ú–{‚̃Lƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ò’¹y²“¡F•v‚S‚PÎz (961) 19: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (999) (350) 20: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (717) 21: ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight (41) 22: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (420) 23: [ITT] ITT we think of new sex positions [Deep Thought] (30) 24: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (622) 25: ITT we (10) 26: ITT we slap the previous poster (PART II) (13) 27: ( ß ƒŽß) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (652) 28: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (980) 29: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if it wasn't an anonymous board #2 (90) 30: [MAINSTREAM APPEAL] DQN Mad Lib [PART XI] (5) 31: shitty fucking poetry night (486) 32: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 8] (999) 33: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (394) 34: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (613) 35: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (101) 36: ITT your last *booru search [Tags] [Depravity] (59) 37: Post Flappy Things! (85) 38: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (500) 39: [British]Post British stereotypes[cruel] (124) 40: Necrobump this thread! (88)

[Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (623)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11372 09:02

614 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 02:21

Cute girl crawling up your urethra

615 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 02:34

Cute girl getting her ham certs for the singular purpose of trying to say hi to the king of Jordan

616 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 21:53

Cute girl getting a recreational abortion.

617 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 11:46

Cute girl catfishing her internet husband so that at least she's the one doing it and not some other virtual 15 year old

618 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 21:06

Cute girl strongly considering stealing the Suika thread for DQN.

619 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11535 01:17

Cute girl stealing the money you put aside for rent and bills AGAIN. Seriously, why are you still with her?

620 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 09:47

Cute girl who cannot be expressed as the solution to a polynomial with rational coefficients.

621 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:27

Cute girl sleeping

622 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 10:39

Cute girl dreaming.

623 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11539 00:55

Cute girl who bends tha spoon wit her mind.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (989)

980 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 00:30

Ancient Greeks were not atheists, did not believe their gods were "metaphors" as some claim, and took their religion seriously with laws and legal punishments enforcing proper religious behavior, but obviously would have also known that you can literally go climb Mt. Olympus and Zeus and Hera and the gang aren't actually up there. What was their actual conception of divinity and the supernatural like?

981 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 07:01

>>978
Based on what?

982 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 07:43

>>981
Excellent taste

983 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 11:50

SAoVQ's disappearance is tantamount to cultural arson. Please BOOSTIMIZE Punctual Gomez as soon as plausible, his time is yet again imminent.

984 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 09:48

My head hurts.

985 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 15:08

If you need me, I'll be in the back producing dishonorable art.

986 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 23:41

>>983
If Capey doesn't pull his shit together all the spammers are going to BOOSTIMIZE over to DQN...

987 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 10:07

It doesn't get better than this.

988 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 23:56

When was the last time you saw waifuism (at least somewhat) seriously discussed?

989 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11539 00:09

Like 2018 or so. Haven't really paid atention.

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[SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (40)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11298 00:06

Pick her up with a large crane

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11503 19:55

Arrange her in a manner so that she glides blissfully through the air.

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 03:03

Walk up to her and murmer inaudible speech as your legs wobble like a baby deer, then apologize and run away.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 03:05

Walk up to her and murmer inaudible speech as your legs wobble like a baby deer, then apologize and quickly run away in shame.

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 12:16

First, you have to put all your points into Enchantment, then, equip the Crown of Domination from the Succubus Queen optional boss. Using the Confusion Powder (reward from the fairy hunting sidequest) you can lower her magic resistance just enough that a max level buffed Charm spell will affect her, temporarily adding her to your party. You can then use a warp crystal to teleport you both to the starting town and start the date event at the picnic spot next to the river -- obviously this is not dev intended, so unfortunately her dialogue just defaults to the generic town guard. If you're quick, you can get far enough into the dialogue tree to ask her to marry you before the spell wears off and she brutally eviscerates you and rips your soul out with her cursed demonic greatsword.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 11:47

Wear a short skirt and "accidentally" flash your panties at her when you bend over.

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 14:11

Stand directly perpendicular to her only centimeters away. Then you just ball your fists, get in her ear and tersely whisper "You think you're fucking better than me??? Huh???? HUH?????"

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 10:47

Tell her you like what she's done with her hair (note: double check that she isn't bald before trying this).

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 01:32

Let her walk ahead then close your eyes and reach out and gently tug on her coat.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 05:24

(in line at the post office) Baby I think that Most Wanted flyer is missing a
face... your's ;)

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 15:03

Remove all of the seats in the building. When she asks for something to sit on, casually suggest your face.

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SAOVQ false clone ran by Dutch freak pervert Capey Shut Down For Good! (7)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 19:25

For that delicious, sweet, unadulterated VIP quality postings...
My brothers and droogs and I resort to https://bbs.gikopoi.com

When disgusting colonizer, pig disgusting mutant Capey was informed
that his inferior CLOAN saovq service was BROAK he responded
AS FOLLOWS....

[02:36]xx: hey
[02:36]xx: SAOVQ domain expired FYI
[two Discord CALL requests follow]

[03:15]oprel: dont have time to respond now
[03:16]oprel: will block if you call once more
[03:16]xx: capey

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2 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 19:28

Reasons why Capey left the internet for good:

  1. bbs.gikopoi superior to bbs.postoffice (inferior CLOAN)
  2. wiki.gikopoi superior to wiki.postoffice (inferior CLOAN)
  3. booru.gikopoi superior to booru.postoffice (inferior CLOAN)
  4. events.gikopoi superior to events.postoffice (DOES NOT EXIST)

It is simply karma that superior Indonesian technology puts disgusting
Belanda parasitism to rest, for good. (for GOOD) alhamdullilah and
Eid Mubarak my Brothers in ISlam, Allahu Ackbar , Assalamu Allaikum

3 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 20:49

Wallalaikum salam my brother. May I be the first in this thread to wish you a
blessed Eid and congratulon

4 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 01:30

>>3
You are 17 hours 36 minutes and 12 seconds late

5 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 04:16

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

6 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 05:40

Someone needs to recreate the ice cream thread here, you know the one

7 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 11:16

IS TABITHA OKAY??????????

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( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (275)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

266 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11493 15:47

( L_½M) It is reasonable to pay $300/mo. only to be throttled to the 90s AOL experience. Don't you know starving kids in Africa don't have Internet?

267 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11493 20:28

( L_½M) I proudly voted to give Elon Musk full data about every detail of my life which he can now sell to the highest bidder. DEMOCRACY!

268 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11493 22:30

( L_½M) Another plane crash? How could this happen?

269 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11494 00:10

( L_½M) Well, Mr. Pope, if you're so right about Augustine then why are you sick?

270 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11511 01:48

( L_½M) Time to buy a $80,000 truck on a car loan at 300% interest and max out the credit cards. Thank Jeebus Ifm not Europoor.

271 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11511 02:40

( L_½M) im trying to get updates on whether world war 3 is on but all im seeing are fat JD vance memes

272 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11527 18:17

( L_½M) Free vaccines? No thanks. Ifd rather a dead child than an autist.

273 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11527 19:39

( L_½M) Medically necessary abortions? No thanks. I'd rather a dead mother and child than a dead child.

274 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11529 04:18

( L_½M) Disinfectant? No thanks. Microbes do not exist.

275 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 10:36

( L_½M) No Ifm not a med student. I buy medical books to look at legal pics of kidsf vaginas.

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[NEWS] ITT post DQN QUALITY news articles [MSM] (134)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11113 19:59

126 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11505 15:45

129 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 20:03

131 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11526 21:04

133 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 07:16

134 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 12:22

>>133

>But the problem is that he also allowed users to generate their own recipes with seemingly very few guardrails on what kind of recipes are and are not allowed,

What a big baby. It's "Woke" gone mad.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (40)

1 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 06:57

"I'm not gonna use the names of the actual drugs, but one makes you a tweaker, and one makes you a heroin addict." I find that line both unintentionally funny and incredibly horrifying.

31 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 18:59

If I were a cereal rapist, I would force you to eat cereal against your will. I would make you eat it with no choice or option to refuse. I would not let you stop until the cereal box was empty.

32 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 19:49

A homosexual is a type of pervert who desires other menfs bodies which equals the desire to violate the psyche of other men and turn them into spiritual women. Disgusting.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11531 20:36

Be happy, go Lucky,
Be happy, go Lucky Strike
Be happy, go Lucky,
Go Lucky Strike today!

34 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11532 07:06

So basically a Constitutional monarchy on the left nostril and a socialist communist goverment in the right with a wall, the bridge of my nose blocking them. Now these tiny people are small enough to make holes in my nose without me noticing meaning they wage a violent war causing nosebleeds whenever their is a battle. And to them a sneeze or blowing of my nose is a windstorm or a snort is a tornado, going under water is a flood, etc. Now these two nations have even started venturing outside the nose into the mouth, causing ulcers while mining for blood iron/blood fuel.

35 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:19

I think the biggest scandal with public television and Sesame Street is that after decades Oscar the Grouch is still living in a Garbage Can. No agency is helping to get him off the streets

36 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11533 17:44

As someone who went to Columbia University, all Ifm getting out of the comparison is apparently North Korea has rotating soft serve flavours in the dining hall. But sometimes the swirl setting doesnft work, the horror

37 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 02:10

Žè‚ª‘ål‚ÌŽè‚È‚Ì‚ª—BˆêŽc”O‚¾‚Ë‚¦

38 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11534 04:15

A chap who goes by the name of Peter Griffin one day decided to go down to the grocery store to buy bread and milk. However, his favorite celebrity, Zangief from Street Fighter was at the very same outlet. They then had a memorable fight that was described later as enjoyable.

39 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11536 19:52

I was going to put my emo picture here but my computer ate it. That made me sad, so I sat in the corner and cried.

40 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 23:55

Heinrich Himmler showed up and offered his services which Doenitz was like, "nah man were good", which then resulted in Himmler claiming he was entitled to some sort of role and Doenitz basically told him to fuck off

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DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (740)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 11:40

731 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11492 02:55

732 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11495 03:50

734 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11499 11:47

>>732 Some of her photos are quite cool~

735 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11509 23:59

736 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11512 05:11

737 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11513 10:56

739 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11530 03:42

740 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 23:15

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SAoVQ Refugee thread (284)

1 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-7998 04:45

We're locked out!

Smoochy-sama didn't pay his bills.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 16:10

The real question is how 4-ch stays up so consistently.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:07

>>275
The magic of mahjong money.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 19:35

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278 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 22:32

On the occasion of MAMA's modem dying again!

279 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11524 21:10

Take note that this time around we're not getting refugees, nor are we getting any announcements about it from capey. The sun sets.

280 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11527 23:55

age, is there a new URL? SAOVQ had pizza spam sitting for weeks same as the post office, both sites are ded now

281 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11528 04:02

282 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11532 00:17

Meanwhile, feel free to peruse the archive.

283 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 22:27

server still works apparently but DADDYCOOL isn't processing my payment... http://94.209.244.170/

284 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11538 12:24

>>282 Wow I can see myself from here O_O

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[Part V] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (564)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

555 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11517 18:26

Now you can't spend what you don't have, can you? So
you often have to leave that thing you want on the store
shelves and go home sad until you have saved eno-
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556 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11521 16:48

( LƒÖ`) Junior... you're finally becoming a man.

557 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 02:45

(E‚`E) Becoming a man sucks, Grandpa. It powerful sucks.

558 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 18:39

Tonight in the news. Childhood suicides are way up after
the Everybody Loves Clonepa show demonstrated how much
adulthood fails to live up t-
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559 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11522 21:54

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's life like after retirement? Does it get better?

560 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 17:52

( LƒÖ`) No. But there's good news. Eventually, you die.

561 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 22:17

(EÍE) And then you get reincarnated as a baby and don't have to be an adult anymore, right?

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11523 23:42

( LƒÖ`) Yes, after you have spent 3.39738624~10^18 years being roasted in the ovens of hell by Lord Yama to burn away the karma of your wrongdoings.

563 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11524 09:36

(EÍE) Whatever, at least Naraka doesn't have job applications or health insurance.

564 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11537 11:01

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