You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
sex, i want it, with her
Tadatadadadatadadadatadadadada...Hell March 1 from C&C:RA3 OST!..captcha cegotion... recognition... negotiation...Wtf?
>>463 i want it, with him, but he's upstairs playing magic the gathering with his friend, i hate nerds.
It's good to see some diversity on DQN. I support your homosexual orientation, >>465, and welcome you with open arms.
Yes! King Gainer is torrent finished!
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It's subbed in Italian.
>>467
i don't see a problem if you payme enough ;)
I'm supposed to be working.
As a troll, SlimVirgin of Wikipedia is my new target!
Aha, my captcha was funny
(・∀・) No, just this strange bottle with hard-to-make-out writing on it!
(・∀・) Medicinal C... Co... Cocai...
( ´ω`) You can't trick yourself out of this one, Junior. Keep on looking or I'll flush the key.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it rain over the ocean? I mean, the ocean can't get any wetter so why hog all the rain?
(・∀・) how is babby formed?
( ´ω`) Good! Go and give them to your mother. She's been a little frisky lately.
( ´ω`) Oh, yes. Have you found my Alzheimer's medication, Junior?
(・∀・) Grandpa, how many languages can you speak at once?
If ______ was/were legal, I'd ____________.
If stealing threads from other websites was legal, I'd steal a lot more cool threads and post them here.
If cross-pollinating the Elitist Superstructure with anything other than 2ch memes was legal, I'd release the emergency mittens.
If getting drunk and posting on 4ch was legal, i'd be doigdsngit right now.
Oh wait...
If punching people for no reason were legal, I'd probably be in the hospital right now.
if raping any girl on street was legal, i'd not fuck any of them afraid of becoming aids
If smoking didn't kill me, I'd still die a premature death.
If reincarnation were legal, I'd wait to find out more.
If human cloning were legal, I'd wait 18 years for genital transplants and proudly keep the old ones attached to me.
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i 乂-‐ −! i I have lots of friends.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
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== THE REI'S TRUTH ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
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i 乂-‐ −! i There are no such things as friends. There are only Friendship Groups and you're not in any of them.
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｀｀フ i´
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== DER REI'S KOMMISAR ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
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／l、 ＜ I'M THE NEW TABLE CAT
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i 乂-‐ −! i >>631 You pretty much ruined my entire thread
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
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== THE REI'S DINER ==
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My friendship group has a sexual mapping from G x G to G!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unfortunately though we all have herpes...
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/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | Because I care about you that much, Rei.
＼| ＼＿/ ／ Also, hope you enjoy your coldsores! I can’t get ’em, but you sure can
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== Marty's ==
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to deal with the mystery of how >>970 gets his weed without knowing any stoners IRL. Also, being a slave to the demon marihuana.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) At least three stoners on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty soap bar and grit weed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mother says I can't be in a cohort of stoners, so I must leave 4-ch ;_;
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks' newfound crippling addiction to Nutella.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The melodies that come out of Clonepa's butt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Clonepa
( ﾟ ωﾟ) Clonepa's plans to eventually take over every open thread in the Elitist Superstructure.
In many GUI environments, including Microsoft Windows and most desktop environments based on the X Window System, and in applications such as word processing software running in those environments, control-V can be used to paste text from the clipboard at the current cursor position. Control-V was one of a handful of keyboard sequences chosen by the program designers at Xerox PARC to control text editing. Presumably these particular keystrokes were chosen because of their location on a standard QWERTY keyboard, since the Z (undo), X (cut), C (copy), and V (paste) keys are located together at the left end of the bottom row of the standard QWERTY keyboard. The equivalent Mac OS key combination on Apple computers is Command-V.
来てくださった皆さん、ありがとうございます。遅刻したり、持ってきた本が少なすぎて、1時間足らずで完売してしまったり、いろいろ反省点はありましたが、楽しかったです。
同人誌を作り始めて15年目にして、始めて他の人が作った本を買うために館内をうろうろしてみました。まあ結局、たいして買い物はしなかったのですが、いろんな人がいろんな切り口で本やグッズを作っているのを見て、いろいろ刺激を受けました。
僕は本以外あまりつくってみたいと思ったことがないし、そもそもコミケでは販売の手間がかかる物は行列が長くなってしまうので売る事ができないのですが、コミティアだったらコミケほど慌ただしくないのでいろいろ実験できる気がします。
まあそんなこんなで、とにかくありがとうございました。
The Female:
Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.
Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
In 1977, Cinematronics created a stand-alone version of SpaceWar. I have one. It's the size of a large refrigerator and it occupies perhaps 20% of the space in my apartment. When a ship explodes, the window rattle.
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Fourthly, the claim that “all sex is surprise sex” panders to the gender aristocracy and bourgeois fake-feminism.
"War is war," argued the die-hards, "so why didn't we bomb Lusaka or do a 'dam-buster' on the Cahora Bassa dam and knock out Mozambique in one single blow?"
( ˃ ヮ˂) a world made of mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa would be off having sex with supermodels and beating up hooligans to keep his multi-million dollar empire of street crime afloat instead of making fun of Junior for our entertainment.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where the Funk never died!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And neither did Disco.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of cadillacs and dinosaurs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dinosaurs x cars porn already exists. I don´t want this to happen for real.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A dessert world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Vegetables would become the new treat.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A desert world!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some poor bastard would get "penis arm", while a lucky someone else gets "split head open and 1. consume human flesh with mighty jaws or 2. convert split sections into blade-like weaponry".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world where emo kids and fake nerds were all put in a neat rocket ship and blasted into the sun!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some people will want things that other people don't want anybody to have.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A world of free love!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) STDs potent enough to make your penis fall off.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finland!
Does the title really say that there is a monster at the end of this thread?
Oh no! I'm afraid of monsters.
Okay, I've got a plan. If no one posts in this thread, we'll never reach the monster. Got it? So whatever you do, don't post.
>>35, that sounds like something a MOLESTAR WOULD SAY!
YOU'RE THE MOLESTAR
Monstrosity of molesting THE MOLESTAR!
>>999 is the MOLE★STAR, a burning bright constellation of Talpidae.
>>999 does not want to hurt your feelings, but he cannot go on like this. He hopes that you and him can still be friends.
I hate getting that molestar in animal crossing, always getting angry because I didn't take the time to save...
An express train on the Tobu Tojo Line slammed into a minivehicle stopped on a grade crossing in Fujimi, Saitama Prefecture, police said Friday.
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─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜ SAITAMA！
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∩ ∧ ∧∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼ ∩∧ ∧∩＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ SAITAMA SAITAMA SAITAMA！
SAITAMA〜〜〜！ ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All the BEST news comes from Saitama!
http://www.japantoday.com/category/crime/view/ex-vice-health-minister-wife-found-dead
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─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜ WELFARE！
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼ ∩∧ ∧∩＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ SAITAMA SAITAMA WELFARE！
SAITAMA〜〜〜！ ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜
/ ／＼_」 / ／＼」
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/82982-saitama-seibu-lions-win-baseballs-war-of-the-lions-1-0
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／￣＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
─（ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ ）＜ やきゅう！
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∩ ∧ ∧∩ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼ ∩∧ ∧∩＼（ ﾟ∀ﾟ）＜ やきゅうやきゅうやきゅ！
やきゅう〜〜〜！ ＞（ ﾟ∀ﾟ ）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ｜ 〈 ｜ ｜
/ ／＼_」 / ／＼」
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( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( ・-・) What the hell kind of crapass song is that?
( ・ω・) How 'bout a classic then?
( ・ω・) I'm a big fat butt, I'm a big fat butt♪
( ・-・) It's "I'm a big fat butt".
( ・ω・) It's close to miiiiiiiidnight♪
( ・ω・) And something evil's lurking in your butt♪
