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Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension
>the parliament votes to scrap DST
>Zelenskyy won't sign
then putin has already won :(
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The SEM picture shows the top layer of the skin, known as the epidermis. Its outermost layer is known as the stratum corneum, Latin for "horny layer."
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Vostok 1 was Gagarin's only spaceflight, but he served as the backup crew to Soyuz 1, which ended in a fatal crash, killing his friend and fellow cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov. Fearful that a high-level national hero might be killed, Soviet officials banned Gagarin from participating in further spaceflights. After completing training at the Zhukovsky Air Force Engineering Academy in February 1968, he was again allowed to fly regular aircraft. However, Gagarin died five weeks later, when the MiG-15 that he was piloting with flight instructor Vladimir Seryogin crashed near the town of Kirzhach.
(vc: wow)
>>559
There's a conspiracy theory that Gagarin committed suicide. He was badly effected by Komarov's death. The two were very close. Gagarin begged Komarov not to fly and even turned up to the launchpad in full flight gear to try and take his place. He would stay at mission control constantly calling Komarov to troubleshoot the many problems on Soyuz 1. Everyone knew it was a suicide mission but Mishin didn't have the guts to stand up to the party. Another theory is that Gargarin's flight instructor begun vomiting and having chest pains and Yuri opted to stay and try to save him rather than eject.
The first one (the ghistoricalh Arthur) is the possibly fictional 6th century Romano-British (aka gWelshh) King or war chief mentioned in some later chronicles, but not by the contemporary Gildas. This is a bit of a problem for the proponents of the thesis of the historical Arthur, because Gildas loved discussing the various Kings of Wales, usually rating them 1-star gwould not be ruled by againh but Gildas may have missed him or mentioned him under another name
Cute girl who cannot be stopped!
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/
Cute jihadi girl cutting off Cheneyfs dick and forcing him to eat it on camera before uploading the footage to bravemuslimBBS with a Haruhifs Martyrs Brigade watermark
Cute girl who you cannot tell is cute because she's shrouded head to toe to prevent your impure thoughts.
Cute girl who you can tell is cute despite her being shrouded head to toe, because finding someone cute is a completely pure and innocent thought.
A girl who has cute thoughts cannot ever be ugly. She can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if she has cute thoughts they will shine out of her face like sunbeams and she will always look lovely.
Cute girl with no legs and no arms and no head and no torso.
Cute girl letting you pet her bingus.
Cute girl letting you play her like the bongos.
Cute girl who is the first man in space
Cute girl blushing and holding hands with another cute girl in space.
Cute girl eating a licorice Nogger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_scavenging
>In 2009, Rift Valley Railways cited flying toilets thrown at the railway track in Kibera as the cause of a cargo train derailment in which two people were killed
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im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
That country is full of natural born killers fully longhoused
It's going to go poorly
And I guess Shadowfire was well-respected on the Spectrum scene. As someone who's familiar with a country in the grip of madness, and also as someone who's spent fifteen minutes trying to play one of those Dizzy games that Speccy enthusiasts seem to love, I think Thatcher-era Britons must just have been willing to put up with choices in games that offend our modern sensibilities. It does seem to have led to a lot of games that were, well, different.
ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently
COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch
COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ
COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue
Anime girls are so beautiful. Meanwhile in the real world we have liberals...
In any case I stand by my claim that lover for the Dizzy games is a sign of some deep trauma in the UK gaming scene. Zero tolerance for Dizzy.
Yeah I'd be much more likely to play a game called "Slug" than one called "Dragon." Suggests the designers are thinking outside the box a little bit.
I don't know about Dungeons and Slugs, but Slug Age, Slug Ball Z, Slug Slayer, even Bob's Slug Hunt... these sound intriguing.
want to see RPGs in more settings and genres. We've got more fantasy RPPs and a good number of science fiction RPGs.
What about a sports RPG, where you get special moves with refresh and whatnot. Heck, there are a ton of sports manga about this already.
A combat racing game that uses RPG attacks and spell-type effects.
A professional wrestling RPG that well, same thing as a normal RPG but with more sweaty half-naked men and smacktalk.
yup and sin is ontologically good too
they don't tell you but god is just wrong
I talk a lot of shit, but sometimes you gotta give credit where's credit is due: Shout out to Marxist-Leninists for Successfully developing Capitalism in Russia and China. 👍
Sometimes the Domestic Bourgeoisie, content with their small fortunes and lives of relative comfort and leisure, are unwilling or unable to do what's historically necessary to transition from Feudalism to Capitalism. Under such conditions of economic stagnation, only a Centralized State controlled by a Socialist Party armed with Marxist Theory, unhindered by bourgeois morality and so undismayed by the deaths of millions of people, are able to take on the historic task of developing the material conditions necessary to bring Capitalist Modernity into existence.
On behalf of the Billionaires in Russia and China, I thank you. 🙏
A few years ago when I was 26 years old ,I went into an antique shop to buy something on the way home after my jogging session . The man that owned the shop must have been 80 years old . He said I have more antiques in the back room . As he was about to close he said I could stay and browse . He then put the closed sign up on door and locked it . I admit I was a little nervous, but went through anyway . It was dingy low lighting ,but something came over me and I just felt horny I canft explain it . He sat in an old chair behind this massive victorian desk . I asked him if there was a toilet I could use . He directed me through this old curtain to the toilet . When I got back he was masterbating behind this desk . He said he was lonely and please not to tell anyone . I said no problem carry on . He said in return I could have anything I wanted free . I wanted to go to the toilet again .But this time he asked me to urinate into his mouth . My husband never ask me to do that and here this old guy is asking . Ok I agreed so he laid on his back I removed my pants and I sat on his face . As I stared pissing he was gulping it down like a dry dog . He thanked me and I collected a couple of items and left . I never told hubby or anyone . I never returned to the shop after that . I did think at the time poor old guy it wonft hurt me to assist him in his wanting this . So I did . Please donft judge me a bad person ,I honestly donft know why i did it .
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Take it home!
Optimizing bicycles for higher speed is lame. In order to ensure I'm getting proper training, I am welding my frame out of solid steel bars, and I am also replacing the ball bearings with plain ones (without lubrication).
OH and it's going to be pinku (that's Japanese for pink)
Oy vey, it's like another shota.
Kindness vs unkindness
Eat meat, be straight edge, be antipolitical, be a trपe Theravada Buddhist!
I wish yuri was real.
>>79
Theravada Buddhism is a lie. Shinto is the one true religion!
>>80
I've heard fake moon landing conspiracy theories before, so I suppose fake cosmonaut orbits aren't a stretch.
I'm basically a cat.
The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
You farted on my face while I was asleep. Now you must di.
rape.
>>779
I'm afraid the concept does not appeal to me.
Unless, perchance, a cute girl were to spontaneously gro a phallic appendage and become the perpetrator of such..
>>780
What if she were to spontaneously grow a third leg instead? Asking for a friend.
nigment must be some sort of dark pigment.
Your face looks like a dropped skone.
The Gay Police are here to dehet you.
I'm posting on 4 deash ch dot net slash dqn
Do you find my futhott? What about my other foot?
I've been trying to connect to the internet via aquatic mammals, but unfortunately the sealping is really high. :/
( GίDί) glowbots on social media are actively arguing that the aftermath of nuclear war is wildly exaggerated
( GίDί) They're trying to normalize nuclear war????
( GίDί) working on a private Google doc but you spot motion in the upper right corner
( GίDί) It wasn't a gain of function experiment. It was a loss of function experiment.
watched a soap opera, tv freezed at a frame of an old man staring straight into my soul for a really long time, the image burnt into the tv
( οΌοΎΠοΎ) minecraft alpha
( GίDί) Trump appointing a horse as consul
( GίDί) Current events reminding me that I live close enough to an important military base to probably get dusted with radioactive materials if it gets nuked, but at the same time far enough away to have no hope of being in the instant death zone.
In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
There was an extremely long, thin cave. Near the beginning there was a belly crawl and then a short sump, but after that it was just like one of those perfectly straight 1m x 2m Minecraft tunnels, with some speleothems on the walls and that was it. A guy was telling me about the time he tried just walking as far along the tunnel as possible to see how far it went, and his light broke/ran out of power/something like that when he was hours in, so he had to walk all the way back in complete darkness. He kind of started to lose his mind, especially when he got too tired and had to lie down to sleep, and woke up again completely disoriented still in this pitch black claustrophobic space. He made it out okay in the end though!
Dreamed about being an anime girl getting spitroasted.
Dreamed I was playing a Contra game, but not any of the specific real ones. The colors/details were more arcade or SNES level rather than NES. At one point there was an organic/body horror sort of level that seemed to dial up the grossness compared to the usual Contra presentation of those types of themes, and in general it seemed a little bloodier and gorier than the series usually is. One of the bosses was some sort of cyborg triceratops thing. Later there was more of a slick tech lab sort of level which I lost to the boss of, a blatant Terminator knockoff (huge buff Schwarzenegger-looking dude who showed more and more of a robotic endoskeleton as he took battle damage). He kind of would charge and bodyslam you and presumably you were meant to run under him and attack from the other side when he would jump but it seemed kind of unpredictable when he'd jump. The game over screen also dialed up the horror element with an implication that rather than just being killed outright the hero was captured and implanted with an alien parasite.
I was one of those 19th century doctors who'd treat puritanical Victorian women for "hysteria" by giving them an orgasm with one of those giant steam powered vibrators except I'd just eat them out instead
Pulled a random book of a shelf at a library. The title was "THE SEARCH FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE" written in one of those faux-Asian Roman letter fonts, and the cover illustration was in a traditional Japanese painting style, with a wandering ronin type figure on the right while on the left a Chinese dragon and an oni were blocking his path.
I dreamed of a silly anime fight between dave strider and caliborn from homestuck, beating the shit out of eachother as walking fortresses and attack drones fell out of the sky all to the sync of an epic dubstep score.
I was enlightened with the knowledge that even in dreams dubstep sucks ass.
I've been paranoid of computer viruses for quite some time, becoming constantly nervous at the possibility of a dastardly malware slowing down my puter, having me check task manager and running virus scans.
I had a dream that I sat at my computer, browsing the net and listening to music, my desk and screen looked authentic enough plus the lack of lucidity in a dream made it so that at the time it seemed real.
Then tabs started slowing and closing, my video player crashed then attempting to open it again yielded an error message regarding missing files, my desktop refreshed and icons were messed up, everythings continuously grinded to a halt followed by a window opening for "Windows Recovery Process", but then even at that point my cursor also slowed down, all text on the window got messed up, the picture on my screen started to look as if it was melting and melting and melting... and then I woke up.
It was easily one of the worst dreams I've had made worse by and possibly emanating from my intense need to piss (no more late night over-hydration, keep yourself safe from piss nightmares people), but it also scared the fear of viruses out of me because no matter what kind of bitcoin miner or whatever I put on my PC from browsing random sites or pirating games it was never going to be as fucking bad as this.
My dreams are significantly better than waking life.
I chronically oversleep to stretch out the dreams as long as possible and struggle to wake up knowing that nothing in my day will compare to dreaming.
Then when I finally get up, I spend days not sleeping to avoid getting crushed by glimpses of a happy life again.
Dreamed that my penis fell off and then a bunch of people broke into my house and I had to leave. I was upset because my penis was still in there, on the floor, and I needed it back so doctors could sew it back on.
anfauglith
mystery trombone sound effect with wood block echoes
jd vance boymoder
"setite"
sacabambaspis
fishualize
firefox is a piece of shit and locks up my computer
john lennon rape prevention glasses
in the midst of life we are in death
codeacademy
peepoople
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perhaps you don't care for mahjong, which also happens to be a machine translation torture test, but "chinpo wagiri" is fucking cringe genius