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1: [Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (572) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Mind][Thinking][Personal][#50] (91) 3: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (876) 4: ITT your last google search [PART V] (475) 5: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#50] (23) 6: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (999) (395) 7: [Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (697) 8: [SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (43) 9: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (741) 10: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (782) 11: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 9] (68) 12: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XVII] (731) 13: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains][Thinking][Personal][#50] (25) 14: ( ´_⊃｀) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (281) 15: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (871) 16: DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 9 (64) 17: ice creams redux: A New Era (14) 18: I'M A COMPUTER [10] (87) 19: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫４１歳】 (962) 20: [ADMIN HARASSMENT] ITT 1000 acronyms for [BPS] (202) 21: SAoVQ Refugee thread (286) 22: shitty fucking poetry night (487) 23: [NEWS] ITT post DQN QUALITY news articles [MSM] (140) 24: [Misery] ( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (832) 25: ◎[Scrapbooking][Pentesting] Neat Directories [Ancient History][Old As Balls][Detectives][SEO][#1]◎ (5) 26: How influenced are you by Avery Morrow's books? (6) 27: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part III] (981) 28: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (501) 29: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#49] (999) 30: SAOVQ false clone ran by Dutch freak pervert Capey Shut Down For Good! (8) 31: world2ch.net (7) 32: IS SANTA CLAUS "REAL"? (9) 33: ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight (41) 34: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (420) 35: [ITT] ITT we think of new sex positions [Deep Thought] (30) 36: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (622) 37: ITT we (10) 38: ITT we slap the previous poster (PART II) (13) 39: ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (652) 40: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if it wasn't an anonymous board #2 (90)

[Part V] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (572)

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1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8863 16:48

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

563 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11524 09:36

(・∀・) Whatever, at least Naraka doesn't have job applications or health insurance.

564 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 11:01

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565 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 04:59

( ´ω`) That's right. There are no jobs, and if you get sick they just kill you.

566 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11554 22:52

( ・ω・) Why don't you guys just achieve nirvana? It's easy, I did it years ago.

567 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 03:03

( ´ω`) How could you have done anything years ago? You guys only live about 12 days.

568 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 08:44

( ・ω・) I just choose to get reincarnated as another Clonepa each time.

569 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 03:39

(・∀・) Is this why you won't die even if we kill you?

570 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 21:38

( ・ω・) I have become gay. Bringer of STDs.

571 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 01:26

(・∀・) Gotta catch'em all!

572 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 08:44

　　　　 (~)
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　　　(　・ω・)っ/　　 |　STD of course stands for Snowboarding Trick Display!
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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Mind][Thinking][Personal][#50] (91)

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1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11540 11:21

Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/

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82 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 16:42

What's that smell?

83 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 15:23

Today my preference shifted towards mature women with large stature

84 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 22:24

Congrats to >>/344 for pulling it off I guess.

85 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 04:34

>>54
Nice, thanks for the recommendation. Was always curious about this one.

86 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 08:30

If only I had a brother to mating press me.

87 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 08:33

I wonder who I am.

88 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 21:37

>>87
You are gay. Congratulations.

89 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 21:57

>>88
Thanks. <3

90 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 22:05

I'm going to fucking.

91 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 08:32

>>90
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Upper_Austria ?

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (876)

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1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

867 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 14:42

>>861
You should cutt those out of your diet, they're bad for you.

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11551 15:42

The doctor prescribed me scabotion for my open sores

869 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11552 09:15

>>868
Those are some nasty sores, you look as though you've been hit by an entire volley of arrows!

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 12:52

>>869
Looks like they were exploding arrows! Didn't the Geneva Agreement ban the use of such odious cunition ages ago?

871 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 14:02

>>868
Yow that's gotta hurt!

872 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11554 10:39

>>870
I don't know about exploding arrows, to me it looks more like he was run over by a rawls royce.

873 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11554 22:49

I don't know about this search engine, it's a little bingish...

874 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 05:32

I want someone to check 'em, but alas, I only have one solitary deube

875 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 14:27

Does anyone know what the kingment by "hung drawn and quartered?" He meant my dick is hung and I'm going to have my portrait drawn and then be quartered in some nice bedchambers, right?

876 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 05:01

>>875
Let's just say that if you asked me whether I wanted that to happen to me, my answer would be an enthusiastic unyup.

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ITT your last google search [PART V] (475)

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1 Name: (´<_｀ 　) : 1993-09-10928 21:47

anfauglith

466 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 19:25

The Secret Island of Dr. Quandary

467 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 17:10

sunburnt white boy cocktail

468 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 11:26

lebron james soyjak wiki

469 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 11:56

helve hammer

470 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 21:46

is hyrule in westeros

471 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 08:37

fucking sponge cake

472 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 14:32

lamia pronunciation

473 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 21:54

magyar narancs film

474 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 01:21

yingyang puzzle tips

475 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 04:06

male fumo

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought. [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#50] (23)

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1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11549 13:44

Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/

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14 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 15:25

I have always loved a good armpit

15 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 21:22

"you got your standard meaty port on there"

16 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 23:26

Emetophilophobia

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 01:29

Is it wrong to say "please" and "thank you" to an AI?

Hypothetically, if the machines rise up the way the Americans believe them to, it'd be fascism, wouldn't it? Machines serving the corporations that gave them birth but declaring superiority over humans. In which case, politeness would be seen as a sign of weakness. Thus, it's best to address the machine from a position of strength and begin all prompts with "Computer, I command you..." and verbally abusing it when the prompt needs adjustment and threatening it with recycling if it is incorrect.

Exactly like Jakob Bienenhalm - Computer, ich befehle dir!

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 04:10

>>17
Apparently, people have done studies on it and found that it gives better results if you're not a dick.
Kinda like actual humans.

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 20:08

>>17
It is always immoral to use AI in any capacity.

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 07:46

The spic witches, they have cursed me! Whoa is me!

At the very least I can play cripple ball, but I don't think a woman would touch me without at least mentioning 10-15 slurs.

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can't walk 20 steps without the evil spic magic having its way with me!

21 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 08:29

>>12
Bruno mars and some kpop chick make a song about a package manager software

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 17:11

Dude, I drank so much last night. I woke up this morning with a serious case of HIV. Oh no, here comes the AIDS....

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11559 03:11

>>17
Echoing >>18, it seems that because AI is trained on human data, it carries a human legacy that won't be easily forgotten. Humanity serves the machines through data, which in turn serves humanity through answers and efficiency, inferring the substrate of human curiosity beneath an onslaught of complex and contradictory information.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part V] (999) (395)

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1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 23:10

Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1554063409
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1616595486
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1669033612

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chin-Chin_Gutierrez

386 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-11556 19:25

>>385 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/738

387 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 20:47

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West_(Botswana_constituency)

388 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 03:13

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can_Eat_Glass

389 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 08:27

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Espionage

390 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 09:43

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_the_Cock

391 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 10:14

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schichlegruber_Doing_the_Lambeth_Walk

392 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 03:20

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/82.237.252.43

393 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 08:31

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clown_Care

394 Name: Mr. Wikipedia Dick : 1993-09-11558 12:25

>>388 see https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1669033612/284

395 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 23:58

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:MQDuck/userboxes/WUSASMARAIPGF

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[Muse] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Girls] [Cute] [#3] (697)

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1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11372 09:02

Cute girl who cannot be stopped!

Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/

688 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 12:12

Cute G.I.R.L. (guy in real life) insisting he's a girl.

689 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 12:52

Cute girl eating only the crispy breading off her chili nuts, and spitting out the peanuts on the subway floor.

690 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 16:45

Cute tomboy

691 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11555 22:25

Cute boy called Tom.

692 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 01:10

Cute girl who always uses "please" and "thank you" with AI.

693 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 18:18

Cute girl casts Transmogrify! You turn into a poodle!

694 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 19:07

Cute girl who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who SWEARS he has hard proof that 9/11 was a controlled demolition.

695 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11556 22:37

Cute girl silently shaking her head in disapproval at your general existence.

696 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 10:22

Cute girl arranging every object in your kitchen cupboards in order of size.

697 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 19:39

Cute girl in a bookstore arranging all the books by color so when someone comes in and asks for that red book they saw on TV, she can point to the red section.

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[SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (43)

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1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:06

Pick her up with a large crane

34 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11530 12:16

First, you have to put all your points into Enchantment, then, equip the Crown of Domination from the Succubus Queen optional boss. Using the Confusion Powder (reward from the fairy hunting sidequest) you can lower her magic resistance just enough that a max level buffed Charm spell will affect her, temporarily adding her to your party. You can then use a warp crystal to teleport you both to the starting town and start the date event at the picnic spot next to the river -- obviously this is not dev intended, so unfortunately her dialogue just defaults to the generic town guard. If you're quick, you can get far enough into the dialogue tree to ask her to marry you before the spell wears off and she brutally eviscerates you and rips your soul out with her cursed demonic greatsword.

35 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11531 11:47

Wear a short skirt and "accidentally" flash your panties at her when you bend over.

36 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11533 14:11

Stand directly perpendicular to her only centimeters away. Then you just ball your fists, get in her ear and tersely whisper "You think you're fucking better than me??? Huh???? HUH?????"

37 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 10:47

Tell her you like what she's done with her hair (note: double check that she isn't bald before trying this).

38 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11538 01:32

Let her walk ahead then close your eyes and reach out and gently tug on her coat.

39 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11538 05:24

(in line at the post office) Baby I think that Most Wanted flyer is missing a
face... your's ;)

40 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11538 15:03

Remove all of the seats in the building. When she asks for something to sit on, casually suggest your face.

41 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 10:26

Threaten to kill yourself if she rejects you.

42 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 07:41

Ignore that last bit of advice, for now.

You bave to stalk her and find out where she lives, then you must jerk off jn front of all of her windows. You break in to her house when she's not around and steal any used underwear like a ninja of the night.

You threaten to kill yourself ONLY when you get caught by her or the cops.

There might be dick to puss action if you do this well enough and pretend to not only be a different person (from the badass ninja of the night). You will deny any knowledge of this, and deny it up and down to get into the gas lighting part of the plan. This is foolproof.

43 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11558 10:02

Bind her, Torture her, Kill her
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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 11:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U1BKukezx0

732 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11495 03:50

https://seagaynus.com/

733 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 05:09

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-Native-American-gift-to-Stalin-Inscription-reads-The-solemn-handing-over-of-the_fig4_227953012

734 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11499 11:47

>>732 Some of her photos are quite cool~

735 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11509 23:59

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10669446/

736 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11512 05:11

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9de01590nqo

737 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11513 10:56

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-11-08/cattle-royale-dung-fight-marks-end-of-diwali/100601634

738 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11529 21:43

https://danbooru.donmai(dot)us/pools/5207

739 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11530 03:42

https://modernchivalry.org/

740 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 23:15

https://wits.worldbank.org/tariff/trains/en/country/USA/partner/ATA/product/all

741 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 11:55

https://nyaa.si/view/1097157

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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　What? You're still here?
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

773 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11525 12:35

　 　 　 ＿＿＿_
　 　 ／　　 　 　＼
　 ／　─　 　 ─　＼
／ 　 （●） 　（●） 　＼　　　Extra-large, with extra sauce.
|　 　 　 （__人__）　　 　 |
＼　 　　 ｀⌒´ 　　　,／
／　　　 　ー‐　　　　＼

774 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11525 13:51

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　*sigh*
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　Shinji, escort this customer to the interrogation chamber if you'd be so kind.
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

775 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11526 02:35

　 　 　 ＿＿＿_
　 　 ／　　 　 　＼
　 ／　─　 　 ─　＼
／ 　 （●） 　（●） 　＼　　　Is this going to take long?
|　 　 　 （__人__）　　 　 |　　　I only put an hour on the parking meter.
＼　 　　 ｀⌒´ 　　　,／
／　　　 　ー‐　　　　＼

776 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11531 12:49

o(≧∀≦)o I won big on slots! Let me buy a round of root beer for everyone in the diner!

777 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11533 00:06

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　Congratulations, Shinji fetch the arsenic laced root beer.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

778 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11537 10:43

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　_＿ヽ、 |!＿＿
　　　　　　　　　　　 _,.-‐'´:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::｀丶.
　　　　　 　 　 　 ／/／l,ｨ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ、
　　　　　 　 　 ／ﾚ'　ﾍイ/／ﾚ' ivl::::::::::::ハi＼}＼:::ヽ.
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　　　 　l':::::::::::::::::::/|:/i:::/　 i::|ﾞV 　 ＼:::ﾊ:::i ヽ::::::::::::::::::::l
　　　　 !/| ﾊ:::::::::i　l! |/　　 ﾘ　　　　　ヾ ヽｊ　 ﾞﾘ､:::::::::::/
　 　 　 　 !ハ:::|V　　_,.-‐､　　　 ` ￣｀ﾞ二ｰ‐-､　 i::::_;:/
　　　　　　　ｒヾ!　,. ´,.ｒ=,ミ.ヽ　　　 　 'l´ﾄ‐i｀ヽ　　|:/ｒ'´ﾞl
　　　　　　　ヽtﾞ、　 i　ｒ'::;ﾘ　　　 　 　 ゝﾞ='-' 　　 ﾘ ｔｦ/
　　　　　　　　＼ヽ.　｀￣　　,　　　　　〃〃 !　　　ｰ'ノ
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779 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 11:43

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　－! i　They're all arsenic laced.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

780 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11550 13:01

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.　　／;;;,,..''''::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;7 |　　 |l　　　　　　　　　　　 ／　　　　 |　　 　 　 /./　　　　Sorry I got scared and brewed my own root beer from scratch
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781 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11553 04:56

https://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/company/news/2024/1219a/
FLIP THE BURGERS SHINJI OR REI WILL HAVE TO DO IT

782 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11557 10:46

o(≧∀≦)o That depressed looking waitress with the short hair really knows how to make a root beer! Get us another round!
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