GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
Your feeble minds may not want to confront the truths offered in this paper. You may instinctively consider it "bullshit," "racist," or even ""incoherent gibberish."" But we urge you to keep an open mind. The secrets contained in this paper have the potential to recalibrate your life, if not all of post-industrial society.
The first section (pages 4 through 309) details the efforts undertaken in order to achieve a high score in the popular video game for the PlayStation games console, Pepsiman.
The second is aimed at answering a question that has plagued physicists for decades: how come He-man don't want me, man?
There are also 19 scat jokes hidden on every page, try to find them all!
If you get bored, the back pages (appendix 3) contains a word search, dot-to-dot, and a completely accurate tax return to fill in
Please direct any questions, comments, or complaints to:
Aima Bigge Phatbutte, Esq.
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