https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Guido_Reni_-_Polyphemus_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg
if i had a micropenis i'd eat odysseus and his sailors too
>>503
Have you never had your penis shrivel up in cold or due to stress? Running around naked in a chilly breeze and getting blinded out of blue could do this to a man.
>>505
I can confirm this. I was cold once and my penis is still small.
>>506
To properly verify the full sequence of events, we need you to put your eye out with a wooden stake and report whether your penis is still small after that, too.
>>508
Just looked that up myself. At first I was mildly expecting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_notation , but it became clear I was dealing with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_doofus really fast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_chord
(Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabolus_in_musica, which sounds cooler but doesn't link directly to the relevant page.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_minusculus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_pygmaeus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_celebicus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_duplicatus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_flavidus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_multicolor
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Phallus_impudicus
>>534
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_Wikipaedia
I like this one better
>At least 20,000 articles were created by an American teenager who is not fluent in the Scots language, writing without using genuine Scots idioms or grammatical structure and assumed to be using an online English-Scots dictionary to crudely translate English Wikipedia article segments.
I knew it! A lot of it did just seem like badly written phonetical spellings of a Scottish accent on English words, rather than the spelling of Scots words. Help ma boab! I'm interested in these situations where a poor representation by someone very under-informed is widely broadcast, so a lot of people get a false impression
Reminds me of http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/352
> I'm interested in these situations where a poor representation by someone very under-informed is widely broadcast, so a lot of people get a false impression.
It goes further than that. Various big data/machine learning things have imported the Scots wikipedia uncritically as a text corpus, meaning they're all fucked by the bad input (and ironically have further fucked up the Scots wikipedia, in an endless feedback loop, when imitators of the dastardly admin used online "Scots translators" to create more funny pages.) Basically every computational thing related to Scots is now impossible to trust, as well as possibly some other shit like academic papers that used the data.
One of the reddit posts described this person as "having done more damage to the Scots language than any other individual in history," and they may be right, though they are competing with some English kings who tried very hard indeed.
>discredited idea
Nazis, "Nooo, we aren't gay!" Gays, "Nooo, we aren't nazis!"
Sometimes it's best to say in a closet.
> This article needs attention from an expert in philosophy.
Yeah I think we could all use some of that
>>557
Not him - and I disagree with his know-all showing off - but any mention of 196 makes me orgasm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Golod (even better in Russian)
>>561
That's a more palatable way of looking at it than someone smugly scolding people for posting stuff that's been posted in the past I suppose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missingness
>>563 Any perceived smugness or scolding tone in those posts is on your end, with the smug exception of >>558
Spirit of Safety I, (built by American Blimp Corporation) registered as G-TLEL and owned and operated by Lightship Europe Limited, (but operating in Goodyear livery), caught fire while on landing approach to the Reichelsheim Airport and crashed on June 12, 2011, near Reichelsheim, Hesse, Germany. The pilot, Michael Nerandzic, flew the airship low enough that passengers could jump to the ground, and all three did indeed leap to safety. Nerandzic then, while still able to maintain some control on the burning blimp, climbed away so that fire or wreckage would not hit the escapees; soon after, Nerandzic died in the blimp's fiery wreck.[29][39]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_castle
>>568
paul
get the whip
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/52-hertz_whale
>>525
Lil B is in the quotation of definition 1
>>573 He's in >>529 but not >>523,524 that >>525 was referring to. I used to think people praising "The Based God" was ridiculous but then Im Down Bad came on my iPod when I was lying on the motorway once, and it made me think maybe Lil B and possibly a bunch of other great people are holy prophets, I want to LIVE
>>574
honestly i think lil b and kanye are just crazy. they say they're god/jesus and proceed to act like idiots. it's the same as when atheists say god is just a metaphor, or a feeling, or something lame like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Garfield_characters
the subject of the article is not inherently DQN QUALITY, but the attentive reader will detect subtle hints of DQN QUALITY throughout the text
also shoutout to 307 in "ITT your last google search" for making me look at it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maiden_Paps_(Hawick)
>>584 I just hung a framed picture of a landmark featured on this list on my wall the other day!
>>585 Those paps were mentioned in passing before http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1279243535/714
>>592 This one is way better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ornithology
>>593 i just like how the felinology article is: "felinology is the study of cats. "felinology" is greek for "studying cats". here's a picture of a cat."
