Heh -- we finally did it !
Capey was talking shit about us (the /dqn/ Posters who are Members of the Russianmafia, and Like to Post on /dqn/ just to unwind after Work) so we made use of an undisclosed Exploit in Emanon BBS to shut down the Linux server at http://textboard.dynu.com/ . You will see, if you try to access Post Office at all the site is utterly unable to Load. The Damage has been permanently done and is irreversible. Post Office is Down for the count and SAOVQ is going to be next..... Also Capey, we have ALL of the Data Files, Logs, BitCoin Donations, and even secret illegal Content from your tornode etc. EVERYTHING, kthx bai.
So listen up. We were thinking of destroying Capey's life but instead Ivan suggested a better option whilst we were Drinking last Night, something more .... Creative. Unless Capey shoots a video and releases it to YouTube. SAOVQ will get the same treatment as Post Office! /dqn/ writes its demands for capey. Make the little puppet dance on strings. Capey will have until 1994 to finish filming the video. And without further ado let's write a surreal script for Capey to act out, our little puppet
Costume(s): >>2,4,7-9
Background music: >>3,10,12
Plot twists: >>5,6,8
Spoken languages: >>3,4,10
Dialog: >>11-15
Shout outs: >>16
Final editors before the film is greenlit: >>17-21
So, let me get this straight.
The new video shows Capey wearing a jisakujien, a jisakujien, a jisakujien, a jisakujien and a jisakujien while jisakujien, jisakujien, and jisakujien play in the background. He recites "jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien, jisakujien" in Jisakujienish, then repeats himself in Jisakujienese and Jisakujienic. Finally there's shoutouts to jisakujien, who this film would not be possible without.
Then we threaten to release the video unless Capey jisakujiens, jisakujiens and also jisakujiens. But actually we cunningly plan to jisakujien, jisakujien and jisakujien regardless of what he does!
Massive improvement over the first video, guys.
Alright then.