[BLACKMAIL] Status Update: Post office hacked & shut down. [HACKING] (45)

1 Name: Evil Imageboard Man : 1993-09-9377 06:20

Heh -- we finally did it !

Capey was talking shit about us (the /dqn/ Posters who are Members of the Russianmafia, and Like to Post on /dqn/ just to unwind after Work) so we made use of an undisclosed Exploit in Emanon BBS to shut down the Linux server at http://textboard.dynu.com/ . You will see, if you try to access Post Office at all the site is utterly unable to Load. The Damage has been permanently done and is irreversible. Post Office is Down for the count and SAOVQ is going to be next..... Also Capey, we have ALL of the Data Files, Logs, BitCoin Donations, and even secret illegal Content from your tornode etc. EVERYTHING, kthx bai.

So listen up. We were thinking of destroying Capey's life but instead Ivan suggested a better option whilst we were Drinking last Night, something more .... Creative. Unless Capey shoots a video and releases it to YouTube. SAOVQ will get the same treatment as Post Office! /dqn/ writes its demands for capey. Make the little puppet dance on strings. Capey will have until 1994 to finish filming the video. And without further ado let's write a surreal script for Capey to act out, our little puppet

Costume(s): >>2,4,7-9
Background music: >>3,10,12
Plot twists: >>5,6,8
Spoken languages: >>3,4,10
Dialog: >>11-15
Shout outs: >>16
Final editors before the film is greenlit: >>17-21

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 04:26

Grandpa

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 22:32

Fellow editors, how are we to interpret >>12 as background music?

Should we just leave it out and hope no one notices after listening to all 1 hour and 37 minutes of Title while Capey stands around awkwardly, having finished his monologue within the first two minutes?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 04:19

my CAPTCHA is spox so that makes me the spokesanon

we need to do a complete do over because >>1 never gave a list of demands

therefore:

Costume(s): >>22,24,27-29
Background music: >>23,30,32
Plot twists: >>25,26,28
Spoken languages: >>23,24,30
Dialog: >>31-35
Shout outs: >>36
Final editors before the film is greenlit: >>37-41
List of demands for capey: >>25,29,33

yeah I just fucked this whole movie up. deal

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 04:32

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21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9389 07:08

>>18
The video has to turn experimental for a bit. The visuals are black and white, and the only audio is a Herzog impersonation, speaking the text of >>12.

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