The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
Waiter? The fudetion of this meal is unacceptable. Let me speak to your manager.
I'm too sexy for my chairt. So sexy it hurts.
I wish I hadn't fucked up.
Inspector Gadge
Hoo Hooo
Inspector Gadge
Go Gadge Go
Go Gadge Go
>>3
I don't mean to depride you, but that just means you're sitting on it wrong.
eww. I'm so grossed out. juckugh
I'm hungry, time for some chow.
I have finaly masterd English speling! I am exdume.
I wonder what shi is up to these days.
Would you like some soy sauce with your fries?
I didn't even order fries! How will I keep my expanding goyrth under control now?
"I never learned what keeps cabinet shelves up," said Tom doullly.
It's time for some chow! Anyone want to eat with me?
Don't you think this site is kinda dedish?
Don't yele at me!
I think that I may be inove
Oh, how I hate being interrupted by thatchime.
expuze me?
All the posts in the DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD thread are so sheiyable. Well, most of them anyway.
I love koyt's poo songs
deash holds no territory in Syria anymore.
When an alchemist wants to hit the slopes, he brews a skipotion.
Any time I see a crow by the side of the road when I'm driving, I say "hi birdie!!!" and wave and then nearly crash my car
My fat goth girlfriend keeps nagging me to watch her favorite porno invader rim with her
I like the smell of my krotch
Just hired a taiwanese chick for an hour of her bustution services
I almost finished my program but then I rewrode it in rust
Oh, itfs a rerun.
gow!, right in the kisser
I'm done with this shitch
I can't believe people fell for the "your self cola" trick.