The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
Okay, okay, there's no need to yiell!
I divorced my hot Japanese exyome after I caught her listening to the Beatles.
Thanks for your submission. wir going to beat you to death with hammers now.
Please plow my balding fat man ass into submission
Spell checkers ore quite reillable now days
Hey, these dills ain't scowsher!
Could somebody please be so kind as to guide me to the exit of this mortal coil? I've had enough thanks.
Hold your wi for a wi
I live in Merth, Australia, pate.
One time I walked into the nursery, and I saw a bunch of ladies with their breastesists out, and I looked them square in the fleshbulbs and said "WHAT IS THE TITUTION AROUND HERE?!"
Mr. Whiskers just broke a million subs on cattube!
What are you doing watching CatTube, yer supposed to be fetchen me some tea, bitch!
The absence of a silly nonsense word or even amusing spelling errors from my CAPTCHA fills me with rage.
Every morning, I wake up, go to the fridge and grab a cup of yighit.
I'll definitely save that picture for later fapping, that's a hotone.
Your honor, leagable.
> Death.
Hmm, I'm kinda hungry. I should make some lunch and chowgh down.
pleax respond
I just don't get it... why can't I put the toothpaste back intube?
That gable is much too ostentatious and garish. What were they thinking! They should've just stuck with a plaingable.
What? I do NOT have "rizz" and Lord keep me from smacking your dirty whippersnapper lips.
Why is my Microsoft Edge™ homepage Google Search all of a sudden? Where is miebing?
Hoostin, we have a sulution
Get out of here neechan, I'm having a fapment in here!
ci cenior
yami wo kirisaku
oh deshrire
[citition needed]
What are ya waiting for, dork? shram that shampoo bottle up my ass already!
Here, a rarest vepe just for you
Despite being a vi user (and by that I only mean I am not lost when I type vi and it's not vim, just slightly inconvenienced), I simply can't be bothered to switch from emacs bindings in the shell.
wiell, according to the LAWS of SCIENCE, your'e actually wrong on multiple levels!!!!
as I removed the dog collar and left the premises, a vague of chongish hit me like a truck
Gonna go watch a slaisher movie.
Excellent gapetion on that goatsex man!
I was trying to shower for the first time this month, but this showrfly kept buzzing around and ruined it!
Man, that orangutan at the zoo sure looks tasty. It really makes me want to lickape.
That Facebook pepe frog sure is a dead meme.
Damn whippersnappers, get off my lawn!
I think I'm going deofe
Close, but no cigar.
That's it, I'm going on a wiet
My dum ol' granny wont shut off blezeing saddles, my anime comes in 10 minutes!!!!!
shaghott shalom
Wow! I can't wait to see how fast this paint drize!
Care to introduce me to your single mom? I'm somewhat of a milfer, you see.
anyone remembers lil deuce deuce?
known horsefucker and pedophile vawsh
"Ore no turn!" "Yuugi!" "hanate!" (tn: hanate means "shoot")
Fool, you underestimated the chieffness of first principles!
What's the matter son, scared of daddy's big hard cock?
Way to hit your cue ya fuckin' noub!
My boyller is overheating and might explode!
That's nice, I don't give a shite.
I asked a horse if it was okay to call him a neiyer and he never talked to me again :(
Imagine being the Sultan of Agrabah and letting a duyod that looks like Jafar hypnotize you into letting him head up your affairs of state.
This captcha isn't very good but I am not deterd from posting it.
slow down im cumeing
>>661
Tee hee! No young lad can resist my titness.
wutung Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck Wit
Shii shells shii shells by the she shore.
Oh shit, it finally happened.
What is that thaing doing here?
si, soy un orgulloso miembro de la superestructura elitista
Your ice cream tested thawstive. Please maintain proper refrigeration in the future if you do not enjoy it melted.
You especially most post here if your captcha is an actual word. That's the law !
>>670
sometimes i do, sometimes i don't. cope and seethe
I wish to lodge a complaint
Just be yourself
Drizzle a bit of sloy sauce on that bad boy.
Is this the reele life? Is this just fantasy?
yeap, miami vuce they dont make em like that anymore
The esteemed vicar has announced that he's had just about enough of his congregation's bullshit and is going on a vication.
I can't hold it in any longer... I have to confess... the truth is I'm magly in love with you!
I'm glad Theo van gogh was there for his brother.
This wojak picture I have acquired is quite meimable, if I do so say myself.
Binks the gungen was the Emperor's strongest soldier
I don't crare!
Hang on, are you allowed to be named nig?
Well, i reckon it might cause some guspition...
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|⊂ I can perform my singine and dancing now!
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♪ / \ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д`;)ノ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
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ヽ(;´Д`)ノ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
> TAN
UNNNNGHHHH DAMN MY CHRONIC jizzeze I CAN'T STOP COOOOOMMMMIIIIING
We incinerated his skeleton and scattered the ashes... it was a little unorthodox, but a skemation is what he would have wanted.
Drowning my sorrows inbuze.
Cute boy who no longer desires to have children & gets the vazz
what a beautiful dewang
The newborn chick realised she had merely hatched into the inside of another, larger egg, and would now have to find a way to rehatch out into the real world.
Some people would see this captcha as a golden opportunity to be anti-Semitic, but I'm not that kind of goy.
I shouldn't have eaten all that spicy curry... how am I going to get my butt unsore now?
I want to get dropkicked by hong meiling-chan!
I wieyish I were a bird.