The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.
I divorced my hot Japanese exyome after I caught her listening to the Beatles.
Thanks for your submission. wir going to beat you to death with hammers now.
Please plow my balding fat man ass into submission
Spell checkers ore quite reillable now days
Hey, these dills ain't scowsher!
Could somebody please be so kind as to guide me to the exit of this mortal coil? I've had enough thanks.
Hold your wi for a wi
I live in Merth, Australia, pate.
One time I walked into the nursery, and I saw a bunch of ladies with their breastesists out, and I looked them square in the fleshbulbs and said "WHAT IS THE TITUTION AROUND HERE?!"
Mr. Whiskers just broke a million subs on cattube!
What are you doing watching CatTube, yer supposed to be fetchen me some tea, bitch!
The absence of a silly nonsense word or even amusing spelling errors from my CAPTCHA fills me with rage.
Every morning, I wake up, go to the fridge and grab a cup of yighit.
I'll definitely save that picture for later fapping, that's a hotone.
Your honor, leagable.
> Death.
Hmm, I'm kinda hungry. I should make some lunch and chowgh down.
pleax respond
I just don't get it... why can't I put the toothpaste back intube?
That gable is much too ostentatious and garish. What were they thinking! They should've just stuck with a plaingable.
What? I do NOT have "rizz" and Lord keep me from smacking your dirty whippersnapper lips.
Why is my Microsoft Edge™ homepage Google Search all of a sudden? Where is miebing?
Hoostin, we have a sulution
Get out of here neechan, I'm having a fapment in here!
ci cenior
yami wo kirisaku
oh deshrire
[citition needed]
What are ya waiting for, dork? shram that shampoo bottle up my ass already!
Here, a rarest vepe just for you
Despite being a vi user (and by that I only mean I am not lost when I type vi and it's not vim, just slightly inconvenienced), I simply can't be bothered to switch from emacs bindings in the shell.
wiell, according to the LAWS of SCIENCE, your'e actually wrong on multiple levels!!!!
as I removed the dog collar and left the premises, a vague of chongish hit me like a truck
Gonna go watch a slaisher movie.
Excellent gapetion on that goatsex man!
I was trying to shower for the first time this month, but this showrfly kept buzzing around and ruined it!
Man, that orangutan at the zoo sure looks tasty. It really makes me want to lickape.