>>0-san, you need to stop staring wide-eyed when you talk to her.
Seriously, >>1, you need 2GET a smarter outfit. That clown suit just doesn't do you justice.
>>2 Just go up to her and say "Show me where you piss from!" works every time
>>3
Never 4GET the 5 Ws of dating: Wear Wellies and Wine Will Wash out.
>>4 Skip the cheesy pickup lines. It's all about pickup squares these days.
>>5 Stop bragging about your speedrunning scores and start talking to them about your NES collection
>>6
Send her, say, 600 texts per hour to show how much you truly care about her
>>8 Just show her your collection of MCU funko pops and tell her about all the times you respected women, bitches love that shit.
vc: soy
if i was batman, i would use my superhuman powers to find a gf. after approaching a women, i, after temporarily dislocating my jaw, unleash a very high pitched roar right in front of her. using my sensory organs, i can now draw a detailed 3 d map of her genitalia via ecolocation
>>10 needs to understand the difference between super powered and non powered superheroes.