[Help!] The previous poster needs some romantic advice! (13)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 07:58

>>0-san, you need to stop staring wide-eyed when you talk to her.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 08:56

Seriously, >>1, you need 2GET a smarter outfit. That clown suit just doesn't do you justice.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 17:11

>>2 Just go up to her and say "Show me where you piss from!" works every time

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9505 17:54

>>3
Never 4GET the 5 Ws of dating: Wear Wellies and Wine Will Wash out.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9506 08:22

>>4 Skip the cheesy pickup lines. It's all about pickup squares these days.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9512 06:12

>>5 Stop bragging about your speedrunning scores and start talking to them about your NES collection

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9557 13:25

>>6
Send her, say, 600 texts per hour to show how much you truly care about her

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 06:48

>>7
Deliver a box stuffed with thirty hamsters to her house.

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 09:26

>>8 Just show her your collection of MCU funko pops and tell her about all the times you respected women, bitches love that shit.

vc: soy

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9558 11:26

if i was batman, i would use my superhuman powers to find a gf. after approaching a women, i, after temporarily dislocating my jaw, unleash a very high pitched roar right in front of her. using my sensory organs, i can now draw a detailed 3 d map of her genitalia via ecolocation

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9566 19:13

>>10 needs to understand the difference between super powered and non powered superheroes.

12 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10134 00:51

>>11
Remember: if things seem hopeless, you can always go younger.

13 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10135 00:48

>>12 If she doesn't like your gift, get her a bigger one. I got her a cat and she disliked it, so I sent her a tiger.

It's been a while since I last saw her, though... hope the tiger is doing fine.

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