Cute boy defying all expectations.
Cute boy pressing the self-destruct button with a smile on his face.
Cute boy idly playing with his boobs.
Cute boy legally changing his name to Hamburger.
Cute boy who deserves everything that has ever happened to him.
Cute boy with yoghurt all over his face.
Cute boy startled by a manta ray.
Cute boy with nine fingers.
Cute boy frying a single prawn in a large frying pan.
Cute boy struggling to spell the word "tributary".
Cute boy getting pegged by his cute girlfriend.
Cute boy wearing a polka dot outfit.
Cute boy with antlers.
Cute boy without antlers.
Cute boy spending all of his money on USSR paraphernalia.
Cute boy who is off his medication again.
Cute boy accelerating to dangerous speeds.
Cute boy eating spam.
Cute boy generating income.
Cute boy making strange faces.
Cute boy becoming self-aware.
Cute boy whose VC is boy.
Cute boy whose VC is not boy.
Cute boy who doesn't know what a boy is.
Cute boy casting you aside in favour of someone cuter.
Cute boy trying and failing and trying again.
Cute boy forgotten by the passage of time.
Cute boy who is scared of the future.
Cute boy who is comforted by the future, as whatever is there cannot possibly be worse than his past or present (or so he mistakenly believes).
Cute boy who has never lied, not even once.
Cute boy who has sinned in the eyes of God.
Cute boy who struggles to get out of bed in the morning.
Cute boy saying something so vulgar I shan't repeat it.
Cute boy graduating from clown college.
Cute boy with a clowngirl fetish.
Cute boy getting creampied.
Cute boy yelling at a racoon.
Cute boy botching his autoappendectomy.
Cute boy who is flaccid.
Cute boy making the worst mistake of his life.
Cute boy sensing something is amiss.
Cute boy growing into a cute man.
Cute boy who will never sing again.
Cute boy cuddling a baby pelican.
Cute boy in 2D.
Cute boy developing an eating disorder.
Cute boy moving to rural France.
Cute boy being turned inside out.
Cute boy eating raw chicken.
Cute boy under investigation by INTERPOL.
Cute boy headbanging.
Cute boy summoning a succubus for sexual and also non-sexual reasons.
Cute boy who exists in a way that never even occurred to you.
Cute boy falling down a bottomless pit.
Cute boy rolling his eyes after hearing your sincerely held political beliefs.
Cute boy who has lost faith in Hinduism.
Cute boy finishing the race at last.
Cute boy who is yellow (but not in the meaning of the word that you thought of first, nor in the meaning you thought of second).
Cute boy consenting to amputation.
Cute boy made of flesh and blood, just like you.
Cute boy getting his fingernails pierced.
Cute boy spreading awareness of leukaemia.
Cute boy eating a kumquat.
Cute boy seeing something that will traumatise him forever.
Cute boy feeling jealousy when seeing a pigeon eating berries from a bush.
Cute boy drawn in an unusual artstyle.
Cute boy from whose perspective you are upside down.
Cute boy flattening you in a giant flower press.
Cute boy holding a balloon.
Cute boy riding a rainbow.
Cute boy possessed by a ghost.
Cute boy wearing too many clothes.
Cute boy choosing to forget everything that has ever upset him.
Cute boy becoming reliant on spoons.
Cute boy masturbating while thinking of you.
Cute boy drinking pomegranate juice.
Cute boy staying in one place for 24 hours.
Cute boy with a video game addiction.
Cute boy who is genuinely happy with how his life is going.
Cute boy telling you a secret.
Cute boy who will fuck you but won't kiss you.
Cute boy disappearing under suspicious circumstances.
Cute boy mourning something he hasn't even lost yet.
Cute boy with a below average number of legs.
Cute boy responding to your message with LOL.
Cute boy manifesting as nothing but a barely perceptible chill in the air.
Cute boy asking what all the commotion is!
Cute boy wearing a bisexual pride pin.
Cute boy attempting to dismantle your workplace from the inside.
Cute boy who smells of burning flesh.
Cute boy who doesn't want to be alive anymore.
Cute boy at an intermediate level.
Cute boy asking you how to defeat the crab.
Cute boy who, relative to you, may as well be a god.
Cute boy who is unsure who he is.
Cute boy who is unsure what he is.
Cute boy who is unsure where he is.
Cute boy who is sure that he is a cute girl.
Cute boy entering through the window.
Cute boy doing the laundry very slowly.