Cute boy who feels the rotation of the Earth.
Cute boy finding reasons not to do anything.
Cute boy with five different debuffs on him at once.
Cute boy who thinks of himself as an object.
Cute boy who does not speak Spanish and never will.
Cute boy at the mercy of his parents.
Cute boy watching extremely violent media.
Cute boy falling into a giant pitcher plant and slowly being digested while still alive.
Cute boy creating his own language.
Cute boy with no hair anywhere on his body.
Cute boy who fancies a tomato.
Cute boy whose enclosure is too small and lacks enrichment.
Cute boy using you as a human shield.
Cute boy spontaneously combusting.
Cute boy whose favourite film is Shrek 2.
IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY
Cute boy bestowing a knighthood upon you in recognition of your services to the kingdom.
Cute boy mastering his fears.
Cute boy enjoying the sensation of suncream being applied to his back.
Cute boy wearing a rather fetching low cut dress.
Cute boy seeding life onto other planets.
Cute boy vaping directly into your face.
Cute boy playing with a kitten.
Cute boy drinking beer directly out of the keg.
Cute boy trying to find out what an aspergillum is.
Cute boy mourning the death of Steve Jobs.
Cute boy centring his own narrative over those of people more directly affected.
Cute boy carefully considering the advice of his local imam.
Cute boy eating an overcooked yam.
Cute boy lost in the jungle three days from civilisation.
Cute boy in his own world.
Cute boy being run over by a horse and cart.
Cute boy losing count of how many tentacles the octopus has.
Cute boy who can never forgive you for what you did to him.
Cute boy with holes all over his body.
Cute boy with needles all over his body.
Cute boy drinking soy sauce.
Cute boy ordering his steak medium rare.
Cute boy with an axe.
Cute boy falling from the sky.
Cute boy falling in love with someone who doesn't even exist.
Cute boy mispronouncing gnocchi.
Cute boy doing some sick yoyo tricks.
Cute boy who is bored of the current season.
Cute boy getting away with it again.
Cute boy fading away into nothing.
Cute boy who doesn't believe in electricity.
Cute boy hitting his head twice.
Cute boy who is REALLY into insects.
Cute boy riding a carousel.
Cute boy with a gum infection.
Cute boy who is actually a platypus.
Cute boy whose humours are unbalanced.
Cute boy jamming out to ocean sounds.
Cute boy casting magic missile.
Cute boy confused by female anatomy.
Cute boy who thinks he's special.
Cute boy asking you when you're going to get a job.
Cute boy who isn't actually that cute if I'm being completely honest with you.
Cute boy whose thighs are much thicker than you would expect.
Cute boy with rotational symmetry.
Cute boy with a beak.
Cute boy with gout.
Cute boy who used to be beautiful.
Cute boy who has never seen sunlight.
Cute boy saying yes.
Cute boy saying yes, when he actually means maybe.
Cute boy focusing on what's important (sex).
Cute boy capturing you through your own misplaced arrogance.
Cute boy melting.
Cute boy cracking his knuckles.
Cute boy eating seaweed flavoured ice cream.
Cute boy barely visible in the dusk.
Cute boy with a good skincare routine.
Cute boy with a pet skink.
Cute boy with a high WIS score.
Cute boy going down.
Cute boy becoming increasingly incoherent.
Cute boy hitting the gong as hard as he can.
Cute boy who does cannot comprehend the concept of a square root no matter how hard he tries.
Cute boy foaming at the mouth.
Cute boy looking at a rock.
Cute boy manning the information kiosk.
Cute boy who believes the ceiling is descending towards him, even though it isn't.
Cute boy getting rid of his old computer.
Cute boy finding the holy grail at last.
Cute boy reducing his carbohydrate intake.
Cute boy losing the cute boy competition.
Cute boy yodelling.
Cute boy thatching a roof all by himself.
Cute boy gaining a new skill.
Cute boy getting jazzed.
Cute boy under a waterfall.
Cute boy who is less of a boy and more of a cooking implement.
Cute boy singlehandedly supporting his local milk industry.
Cute boy who is already too late.
Cute boy setting himself on fire accidentally.
Cute boy in a high friction environment.
Cute boy telling you to shut up!
Cute boy turning pink.