Made it to >>111 and think you can kick back and relax, huh?
How fucking nice.
"I don't think we're going to make it this time..."
God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll make a hundred posts if you just get off your backside and do ten.
The 11111th should be a posting frenzy.
That party atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the thread can spam the same post at the same time,
that's what's great about this place.
Cowards and pessimists should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting,
and then the bastard beside me goes "IT CANT BE DONE, ITS TOO FAR AWAY"
Who in the world posts just to tell people not to post, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Were you even here for the 10,000th?"
I want to interrogate him.
I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want an excuse not to put in effort?
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself,
the latest trend among us vets is this, Yoshinoya kopipe.
That's right, Yoshinoya kopipe.
This is the vet's way of spamming posts.
Yoshinoya kopipe means more effort per post.
But on the other hand, it's more fun.
This is the key.
And then, it's delightful.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
This is unbeatable.
However, if you do this then there is a danger that you'll make fewer posts than you could have by spamming the same thing; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with spamming the Mittens post.
Cute boy returning when he's needed most to save the day.
Cute boy going to Yoshinoya, ordering today's special, and having a perfectly adequate meal and then going home.
Cute boy facing his inner demons.
Cute boy who doesn't wear socks anymore.
Cute boy ovulating.
Cute boy entering through the back entrance.
Cute boy dyeing his skin green.
Cute boy throwing up into your handbag.
Cute boy urinating into your shoes.
Cute boy writing a 10,000 word essay about an anime from several decades ago that nobody has watched.
Cute boy seeking the cause to every effect.
Cute boy wet with an unknown substance.
Cute boy having a meet-cute with a truly terrifying woman.
Cute boy returning from the dead to take revenge on those who killed him.
Cute boy calling you a "riajuu".
Cute boy who has lost his voice from screaming too hard for too long.
Cute boy politely asking you what happened to your face.
Cute boy who is just absolutely godawful at playing mahjong.
Cute boy seeing things from the wrong perspective.
Cute boy from the wrong side of town.
Cute boy having sex with a dolphin.
Cute boy talking too loud.
Cute boy running out of memory and crashing.
Cute boy trying to act tough and masculine but he didn't manage to wash his makeup off properly.
Cute boy inducing a current.
Cute boy seeking knowledge that does not exist.
Cute boy trying to convince you that a mundane word is actually a racial slur.
Cute boy who is secretly in love with you but will never admit it.
Cute boy taking his toaster with him into the bath so he can clean it easier.
Cute boy who has excellent fire resistance but is weak to acid damage.
Cute boy diving to the bottom of the ocean.
Cute boy who wants to be an undine on Mars.
Cute boy who wants to be a cute girl.
Cute boy learning what things are and are not edible by trial and error.
Cute boy asking what this strange organ between his legs is for.
Cute boy selling out.
Cute boy reciting his angsty teenage poetry, and it's actually not bad.
Cute boy launching his healthcare supplement brand.
Cute boy being launched into the sun.
Cute boy hitting you with a large stick.
Cute boy in a frog tie (whether this means he is wearing a frog-pattern necktie or something else is left to reader interpretation).
Cute boy describing himself as a VIP.
Cute boy sending his cavalry against the enemy archers.
Cute boy with fat wads of cash.
Cute boy in a beautiful garden.
Cute boy with headlice.
Cute boy rapidly deteriorating.
Cute boy having a premonition that everything is going to turn out okay.
Cute boy posting his suicide note to his Livejournal blog.
Cute boy cheating on his boyfriend with a cute girl.
Cute boy deciding to just stop showing up at work and seeing how long it takes them to fire him.
Cute boy documenting the various types of flora he sees in the video games he plays.
Cute boy who wishes he didn't have to see things the way they really are.
Cute boy biting into a crisp green apple.
Cute boy subjugating the fish people.
Cute boy opening the Javascript console.
Cute boy closing the Javascript console again.
Cute boy giving you a guided tour of his dildo collection.
Cute boy decomposing.
Cute boy with no chemicals.
Cute boy grabbing a pet budgie and eating it whole.
Cute boy being preserved in ice for future generations to find.
Cute boy in deep trouble.
Cute boy being crowned flower princess of the fairy kingdom.
Cute boy trying to work out how to get all the gemstones.