Cute boy who is REALLY gullible.
Cute boy looking very intently at a donkey.
Cute boy whose favourite pokémon is Koffing.
Cute boy eating beetroot like there's no tomorrow.
Cute boy who was unaware of the consequences of his actions.
Cute boy climbing out of bed into another, larger and comfier bed.
Cute boy getting defrocked.
Cute boy stitching his beloved childhood stuffed toy walrus back together again.
Cute boy meditating on the nature of the pinecone.
Cute boy with very fluffy hair.
Cute boy with permanent organ damage.
Cute boy leaving a lemon on top of a pile of books.
Cute boy turning to a life of crime.
Cute boy revolving at high velocity.
Cute boy making it after all!
Cute boy who isn't very good looking, but has a fun personality.
Cute boy copying that floppy
Cute boy getting kicked out of his polycule.
Cute boy experiencing semantic satiation.
Cute boy befriending a rat.
Cute boy who cannot afford his tuition fees.
Cute boy asking you who that cute spider girl is.
Cute boy neither passing go nor collecting $200.
Cute boy using copious amounts of squared paper.
Cute boy reading a book about reading books.
Cute boy whose whole life just got flipped upside down.
Cute boy plotted against the x axis.
Cute boy dreaming of a life so unremarkable it could be reality.
Cute boy barking like a dog.
Cute boy pollinating the flowers in front of your window.
Cute boy with one foot on either side of the equator.
Cute boy ordering clothing from a mail order catalogue.
Cute boy tying you up and tickling you.
Cute boy looking out to see wondering when his husband will return.
Cute boy misspelling sea as see.
Cute boy playing the lute.
Cute boy first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
Cute boy covered in dust and cobwebs.
Cute boy who mistakenly thinks he's still alive.
Cute boy travelling as far south as he can.
Cute boy decapitation.
Cute boy selling candlesticks.
Cute boy disparaging the audio mixing on your latest album.
Cute boy eating rose hip jam.
Cute boy feeling the sensation of wood grain beneath his fingertips.
Cute boy with a ball of yarn.
Cute boy with nothing to lose.
Cute boy caught in the machinery.
Cute boy inspecting coral.
Cute boy whose pen just ran out of ink.
Cute boy waiting for the snow to thaw.
Cute boy on his deathbed filled with regrets.
Cute boy opening your file in a virtual machine.
Cute boy doubled over in pain.
Cute boy saying "nope!"
Cute boy who is simply better than you in every possible way.
Cute boy staring for a bit too long at your little sister.
Cute boy drawing you in MS paint.
Cute boy experiencing delirium tremens.
Cute boy quashing resistance.
Cute boy with a nasty rash.
Cute boy giving cannibalism a go.
Cute boy burping the alphabet.
Cute boy joining the choir.
Cute boy who has been thoroughly dehumanised by wider society, so it's okay.
Cute boy hesitating at the wrong moment.
Cute boy kissing a fox on the nose.
Cute boy listening to classical music out of a sense of obligation rather than because he enjoys it.
Cute boy with an afro.
Cute boy asking you where you got your shoelaces from.
Cute boy singing a song about bumblebees.
Cute boy whose outfit cost more money than you make in a year.
Cute boy falling through a portal into the elemental plane of flesh.
Cute boy mixing drinks.
Cute boy falling down the stairs.
Cute boy considering the lilies of the field.
Cute boy snapping out of it at last.
Cute boy accepting your marriage proposal.
Cute boy wearing a cute party hat.
Cute boy looking up to his big brother.
Cute boy with six fingers on one hand and four on the other.
Cute boy using nunchucks.
Cute boy exploring an abandoned hospital.
Cute boy with no hands goes up to his mother and bellows "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a cute ass.
Cute boy who can't beat a single Touhou game, even on easy mode.
Cute boy renaming his goldfish.
Cute boy who includes dangerous levels of salt and fat.
Cute boy who was already dead before this thread started, but whose corpse still has not been found yet.
Cute boy mowing the lawn in a very inefficient pattern.
Cute boy squeezing the dishtowel as tightly as he can.
Cute boy called Hamish.
Cute boy who's gone forever.
Cute boy in a cheerleader outfit.
Cute boy with no fate.
Cute boy with a poor understanding of macroeconomics.
Cute boy gawking at a locomotive engine.