[COUNTDOWN] LET'S GET TO >>1111 ON THE 11111TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH [IMPOSSIBLE] (1111)

1 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11102 09:24

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)　　IF WE COULD GET TO >>1000 ON THE 10000th DAY
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ⊂　　つ　 　WE CAN GET TO >>1111 ON THE 11111th DAY!!!!
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ☆　　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　 　 /
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ＼　　（´⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　／
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 （'⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　）
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ☆─　（´⌒;:　　　　::⌒`）　:;　　）
　　　　　彡_⌒_ミ　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 （∧∧　　∧∧　　　∧∧ ）
　　　　　(. '・ふ・) This one's defin-　　ヽ( ﾟ∀ﾟ )人( ﾟ∀ﾟ )人( ﾟ∀ﾟ )ノ　─ ☆
　　　.　　,ゝ.￣イ　itely impossible.　　 へ（　　 ）　 （　　）　　（　　 ）へ
　 　 　 ./,　　⌒ヽ　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 く　　　／ ＼　　 　ノ
　　 　 （人＿_つ__つ　　　　　　　　　FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH♪

(Because one countdown thread for the 11111th wasn't enough!)
Also ongoing:
>>111 at 11:11 on the 11111th: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1705839574/

Previously:
September 5000 song: https://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178750963/
>>700 on the 7000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1350571235/
>>800 on the 8000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1436905676/
>>900 on the 9000th day: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1502692390/
>>901 on the 9001st day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1523903365/
>>999 on the 9999th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1602158631/
>>1000 on the 10000th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610370984/
>>1 on the 10000th day: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610756497/

762 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55

Cute boy throwing up into your handbag.

763 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:55

Cute boy urinating into your shoes.

764 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy writing a 10,000 word essay about an anime from several decades ago that nobody has watched.

765 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy seeking the cause to every effect.

766 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:56

Cute boy wet with an unknown substance.

767 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy having a meet-cute with a truly terrifying woman.

768 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy returning from the dead to take revenge on those who killed him.

769 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute girl getting ready to marry the cute boy for his courageous posting, blissfully unaware of the years of troubled marriage and divorce that will follow.
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770 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:57

Cute boy calling you a "riajuu".

771 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy who has lost his voice from screaming too hard for too long.

772 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy politely asking you what happened to your face.

773 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy who is just absolutely godawful at playing mahjong.

774 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:58

Cute boy seeing things from the wrong perspective.

775 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy from the wrong side of town.

776 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy having sex with a dolphin.

777 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy talking too loud.

778 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 20:59

Cute boy running out of memory and crashing.

779 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy trying to act tough and masculine but he didn't manage to wash his makeup off properly.

780 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

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781 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy inducing a current.

782 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy seeking knowledge that does not exist.

783 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy trying to convince you that a mundane word is actually a racial slur.

784 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:00

Cute boy who is secretly in love with you but will never admit it.

785 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy taking his toaster with him into the bath so he can clean it easier.

786 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy who has excellent fire resistance but is weak to acid damage.

787 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:02

Cute boy diving to the bottom of the ocean.

788 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy who wants to be an undine on Mars.

789 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy who wants to be a cute girl.

790 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:03

Cute boy learning what things are and are not edible by trial and error.

791 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy asking what this strange organ between his legs is for.

792 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy selling out.

793 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy reciting his angsty teenage poetry, and it's actually not bad.

794 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:04

Cute boy launching his healthcare supplement brand.

795 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy being launched into the sun.

796 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy hitting you with a large stick.

797 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:05

Cute boy in a frog tie (whether this means he is wearing a frog-pattern necktie or something else is left to reader interpretation).

798 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy describing himself as a VIP.

799 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy sending his cavalry against the enemy archers.

800 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy with fat wads of cash.

801 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:06

Cute boy in a beautiful garden.

802 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:07

Cute boy with headlice.

803 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:07

Cute boy rapidly deteriorating.

804 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:07

Cute boy having a premonition that everything is going to turn out okay.

805 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:08

Cute boy posting his suicide note to his Livejournal blog.

806 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:08

Cute boy cheating on his boyfriend with a cute girl.

807 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:08

Cute boy deciding to just stop showing up at work and seeing how long it takes them to fire him.

808 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:09

Cute boy documenting the various types of flora he sees in the video games he plays.

809 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:10

Cute boy who wishes he didn't have to see things the way they really are.

810 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:10

Cute boy biting into a crisp green apple.

811 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:10

Cute boy subjugating the fish people.

812 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:11

Cute boy opening the Javascript console.

813 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:11

Cute boy closing the Javascript console again.

814 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:11

Cute boy giving you a guided tour of his dildo collection.

815 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:12

Cute boy decomposing.

816 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:12

Cute boy with no chemicals.

817 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:12

Cute boy grabbing a pet budgie and eating it whole.

818 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:13

Cute boy being preserved in ice for future generations to find.

819 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:13

Cute boy in deep trouble.

820 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:13

Cute boy being crowned flower princess of the fairy kingdom.

821 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:13

Cute boy trying to work out how to get all the gemstones.

822 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:14

Cute boy who is REALLY gullible.

823 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:14

Cute boy looking very intently at a donkey.

824 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:14

Cute boy whose favourite pokémon is Koffing.

825 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:14

Cute boy eating beetroot like there's no tomorrow.

826 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:15

Cute boy who was unaware of the consequences of his actions.

827 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:15

Cute boy climbing out of bed into another, larger and comfier bed.

828 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:15

Cute boy getting defrocked.

829 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:16

Cute boy stitching his beloved childhood stuffed toy walrus back together again.

830 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:16

Cute boy meditating on the nature of the pinecone.

831 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:16

Cute boy with very fluffy hair.

832 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:16

Cute boy with permanent organ damage.

833 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:17

Cute boy leaving a lemon on top of a pile of books.

834 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:17

Cute boy turning to a life of crime.

835 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:17

Cute boy revolving at high velocity.

836 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:17

　　　　　彡_⌒_ミ
　　　　　(. '・ふ・)　might as well give up, a bunch of fat, balding old men like us are never making it to >>1111
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　　 　 （ﾉ( 　 . 　）'
　　　　　 ヽ ω ﾉ
　　　　　　し　U

　　　　　彡_⌒_ミ
　　　　　( ・ﾑ'・`.)　oh, there's a cute boy on the scene
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　　 　 （ﾉ( 　 . 　）'
　　　　　 ヽ ω ﾉ
　　　　　　し　U

　　　　　彡_⌒_ミ
　　　　　(. '・ふ・)　looks like we're making it after all
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　 　 　 ./, ・　 ・ヽっ
　　 　 （ﾉ( 　 . 　）'
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　　　　　　し　U

837 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:18

Cute boy making it after all!

838 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:18

Cute boy who isn't very good looking, but has a fun personality.

839 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:18

Cute boy copying that floppy

840 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:18

Cute boy getting kicked out of his polycule.

841 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:18

Cute boy experiencing semantic satiation.

842 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:19

Cute boy befriending a rat.

843 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:19

Cute boy who cannot afford his tuition fees.

844 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:19

Cute boy asking you who that cute spider girl is.

845 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:19

Cute boy neither passing go nor collecting $200.

846 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:20

Cute boy using copious amounts of squared paper.

847 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:20

Cute boy reading a book about reading books.

848 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:20

Cute boy whose whole life just got flipped upside down.

849 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:21

Cute boy plotted against the x axis.

850 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:21

Cute boy dreaming of a life so unremarkable it could be reality.

851 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:21

Cute boy barking like a dog.

852 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:22

Cute boy pollinating the flowers in front of your window.

853 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:22

Cute boy with one foot on either side of the equator.

854 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:22

Cute boy ordering clothing from a mail order catalogue.

855 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:23

Cute boy tying you up and tickling you.

856 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:23

Cute boy looking out to see wondering when his husband will return.

857 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:23

~|~~|~~|ヽ＿∧
~~|~~|~|´･ω･`）　wow, look at that cute boy go
~|~~|~~|　 /U
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858 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:23

Cute boy misspelling sea as see.

859 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:23

Cute boy playing the lute.

860 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:24

Cute boy first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

861 Name: (　･ิω･ิ) : 1993-09-11111 21:24

Cute boy covered in dust and cobwebs.

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