Cute boy who mistakenly thinks he's still alive.
Cute boy travelling as far south as he can.
Cute boy decapitation.
Cute boy selling candlesticks.
Cute boy disparaging the audio mixing on your latest album.
Cute boy eating rose hip jam.
Cute boy feeling the sensation of wood grain beneath his fingertips.
Cute boy with a ball of yarn.
Cute boy with nothing to lose.
Cute boy caught in the machinery.
Cute boy inspecting coral.
Cute boy whose pen just ran out of ink.
Cute boy waiting for the snow to thaw.
Cute boy on his deathbed filled with regrets.
Cute boy opening your file in a virtual machine.
Cute boy doubled over in pain.
Cute boy saying "nope!"
Cute boy who is simply better than you in every possible way.
Cute boy staring for a bit too long at your little sister.
Cute boy drawing you in MS paint.
Cute boy experiencing delirium tremens.
Cute boy quashing resistance.
Cute boy with a nasty rash.
Cute boy giving cannibalism a go.
Cute boy burping the alphabet.
Cute boy joining the choir.
Cute boy who has been thoroughly dehumanised by wider society, so it's okay.
Cute boy hesitating at the wrong moment.
Cute boy kissing a fox on the nose.
Cute boy listening to classical music out of a sense of obligation rather than because he enjoys it.
Cute boy with an afro.
Cute boy asking you where you got your shoelaces from.
Cute boy singing a song about bumblebees.
Cute boy whose outfit cost more money than you make in a year.
Cute boy falling through a portal into the elemental plane of flesh.
Cute boy mixing drinks.
Cute boy falling down the stairs.
Cute boy considering the lilies of the field.
Cute boy snapping out of it at last.
Cute boy accepting your marriage proposal.
Cute boy wearing a cute party hat.
Cute boy looking up to his big brother.
Cute boy with six fingers on one hand and four on the other.
Cute boy using nunchucks.
Cute boy exploring an abandoned hospital.
Cute boy with no hands goes up to his mother and bellows "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a cute ass.
Cute boy who can't beat a single Touhou game, even on easy mode.
Cute boy renaming his goldfish.
Cute boy who includes dangerous levels of salt and fat.
Cute boy who was already dead before this thread started, but whose corpse still has not been found yet.
Cute boy mowing the lawn in a very inefficient pattern.
Cute boy squeezing the dishtowel as tightly as he can.
Cute boy called Hamish.
Cute boy who's gone forever.
Cute boy in a cheerleader outfit.
Cute boy with no fate.
Cute boy with a poor understanding of macroeconomics.
Cute boy gawking at a locomotive engine.
Cute boy who has never given a single second's thought to the shape of the earth, and as such cannot be said to believe it to be flat or round.
Cute boy getting really into cellular automota.
Cute boy calling you a filthy whore.
Cute boy trying and failing to avoid the paparazzi.
Cute boy sharpening his kitchen knives.
Cute boy doing nothing.
Cute boy heckling you.
Cute boy undergoing a magical boy transformation.
Cute boy stepping on a snail and crying over it.
Cute boy touching your hips.
Cute boy cooked until brown and crispy.
Cute boy with no hands going up to his mother and bellowing "look ma, no hands!"
Cute boy with a bee for a friend.
Cute boy REPEATING THE SAME POST DON'T YOU DARE THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE
Cute boy following social media trends without question.
Cute boy with an air of patheticness despite his genuinely quite impressive accomplishments.
Cute boy pleading for a second chance.
Cute boy working off his debt.
Cute boy who times out when trying to connect to 4-ch.net.
Cute boy feeling an emotion he has no name for.
Cute boy with cute tits.
Cute boy going senile.
Cute boy sterilising you in the name of eugenics.
Cute boy hatching from an egg.
Cute boy befriending the level 1 kobold.
Cute boy becoming a nun.
Cute boy misquoting an author you don't much care for anyway.
Cute boy writing a sermon on the parable of the barren fig tree.
Cute boy losing sight of what's important.
Cute boy writing the worst erotica you have ever read in your life.
Cute boy learning topology.
Cute boy unclogging your drain.
Cute boy singing a song in a language you don't understand.