[SEDUCTION] ITT techniques for picking up cute girl [SUICIDAL] (24)

1 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:06

Pick her up with a large crane

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-11298 00:17

You just have 2 GET her some pretty flowers, then show her where you piss from!

3 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:32

Feed her hot cocoa and watch netflix with her?

4 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 00:41

She'll probably pour the hot cocoa in your eye sockets when she sees your viewing history includes that one Clonepa show.

5 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 01:41

A large electromagnet would be the safest way to attract her while minimizing the risk of physical harm

6 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 01:58

One hand on each side of her waist, and lift.

7 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 02:17

>>6
This is NOT the correct method of carrying a human female see:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireman's_carry

8 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11298 15:52

Pour dubious liquids into a toilet with her

9 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 09:05

Ask her if she wants to see a dead body, then kill yourself in front of her.

10 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11299 20:14

Ask her if you can hold her hand

11 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11300 14:18

Murder her.

12 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11304 09:10

Lace her cocoa with benzoes and take her home in chains

13 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11304 09:57

A harpoon with metal rope attached to the ship

14 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11310 01:57

Try cooking a nice meal for her

15 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11311 08:33

Try cooking her into a nice meal

16 Name: Ether³ : 1993-09-11316 01:28

eat her

17 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11316 07:54

Get on your knees and beg.

18 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11342 17:27

Pull on her pp gently but firmly.

19 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 02:13

Lay a bear trap and use a nice meal as bait

20 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11386 02:22

Lay a bear trap with a (bara) bear as bait

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21 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11387 14:05

Spray pig's blood around you and pretend to be injured.

22 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11388 13:45

Become a bear.

23 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11406 00:00

Bang a saucepan and ladle together while screaming about how cute she is. Follow her everywhere doing this.

24 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-11420 09:25

Break into her house while she's out and nyotaimori yourself on the kitchen table.

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