ITT we tell the poster above us why their favorite game sucks (479)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-03 05:20 ID:QLhp9ZtD

There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.

For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.

My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3

No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-04 04:18 ID:3r7NyP26

MGS3 sucks because the low level soldiers become the patriots!??= MGS4 sucks too (storywise and BB back alive?!)

Shadow hearts 2

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-05 20:05 ID:pcidQ+4h

>>2's game sucks because nobody played it

Twisted tales of spike mcfang

4 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 05:52 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>3 That's my favorite game. Give it back.

2nd favorite game... Um... Wild Guns?

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 07:27 ID:PmwgVMyu

>>4 misspelled Wild Arms, which sucks.

Mendel Palace.

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 12:11 ID:eV1UABGw

any of you fags up for some browser based shit?

7 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 12:25 ID:Heaven

>>6
DIE!

8 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-09 06:20 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>5
Too fucking repetitive

Rock n' Roll Racing

9 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-09 06:31 ID:wzVVEgNc

>>8
Blizzard should stick with fantasy games.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

10 Name: Captain /co/mmando : 2008-08-10 07:42 ID:eQQP2jo2

>>9

Blocky combat system is BLOCKY, it breaks the entire mood when fighting with it's turned based bullshit. I'm glad BioWare ironed that out in Mass Effect

Team Fortress 2

11 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-10 11:57 ID:W0UFbSxH

>>10 Slow as all fuck on my reasonably modern computer which can do HL2 at 200fps at decent resolutions.

Tsukihime

12 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-10 23:03 ID:qmys0lcJ

>>11 molluscs.

Melty Blood

13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-11 06:41 ID:TH7upGsa

>>12
Nrvnsqr fucking Chaos.

Conquests of the Longbow: The Legend of Robin Hood

14 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-11 13:54 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>13
I've never even heard of this.

Totally Rad.

15 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 03:45 ID:Ly+29cUX

>>14
I've never even heard of this.

Megaten Nocturne

16 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 15:16 ID:EfcfZ+x1

Never heard of it, but it's faggy.

Imperishable Night

17 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 20:48 ID:Heaven

Too easy.

Battletoads

18 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 22:39 ID:EfcfZ+x1

Too hard.

La-Mulana

19 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-18 11:09 ID:K+dzdJxW

Too gay.

Earthbound

20 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-18 12:27 ID:izPyBa8H

Dragon Quest clone set in America

Gunstar Heroes

21 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 10:24 ID:Z/kwmWUU

>>20 Didn't get enough recognition even though it didn't suck, thus it sucks though since it wasn't recognized enough.

Monster Hunter

22 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 10:46 ID:yuAMo8t4

Based solely on learning attack patterns. Nobody beat their first Kut-Ku and you fucking know it. Also, is too addictive a valid complaint?

Gitaroo Man

23 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 20:56 ID:6GK1aPnW

they didn't make enough of them

ogre battle

24 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-28 18:05 ID:6GK1aPnW

uncontrollable battles, abhorrently lengthy and difficult customization, secret plots and stories uncovered only through exploration of utterly pointless and out-of-the-way terrain.

Xenogears

25 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-29 00:55 ID:t0As8nf2

>>24 HURR DURR HOW I MAKE PLOTLINE COHERENT?

Chrono Trigger

26 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-29 17:11 ID:6GK1aPnW

Programmer: Yeah, Jim and I were trying, but there's no way to fix the emulated timing issues with Chrono Trigger, or FF6...
BOSS: OH WELL, chuck it out anyway.
Programmer: you got it, boss.

Silent Protagonist is Silent
Also, not enough innuendo.
Also, some of the main characters are HORRIBLY KILLED in the sequel!

(it was hard to think of bad things about Chrono trigger)

Star Ocean 2

27 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-30 21:15 ID:wzkI8VFZ

i never played it, but i heard the voice acting is terrible.

Super Mario Bros.3

28 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-31 01:54 ID:kCRScnsS

Mario with a racoon tail. Need I say more?

Fallout 2.

29 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-31 02:58 ID:Heaven

(>>28 is doing it wrong. Mario with a tanuki tail is just awesome. Simply awesome. Oh, and I'm aware of the irony of doing it wrong myself to point this out. So >>30, just ignore this.)

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