There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.
For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.
My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
(fallout 2)
You could not see the porno's you stared in.
Total Annihilation
>>32
You can't fire your commander's big gun constantly at a rate of 300 shots per minute. Hence, Total Annihilation is bullshit.
Kirby's Super Star.
The minigames sucked
Ocarina of Time
>>34
Furry romance between Link and the Zora chick
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
S.H.I.T.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.
Wario Ware
oh, and my game would be... oh christ don't know...
Super Dodge ball for NES
merely a shadow of the neo geo version
Bubble Bobble
what kind of game needs two players to get the good ending?
Soul Nomad & The World Eaters
cult-based plot
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Cartoon-like and childish.
Half-life 1.
no gravity gun
fable
no rape option
Paper Mario
Too many dimensions.
Quake 3: Arena
Boring weapons and maps.
Unreal Tournament (1999)
Terrible clone
Kirby's Dream Land 3
how many "friends" does Kirby need!? Also fails for not being as good as Kirby Superstar
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
Stupid VeggieTales ripoff.
Xenosaga III
Censorship in the North American version, disappointing graphics, and enough cutscenes to give Kingdom Hearts a run for its money.
Okami
Too weeaboo.
Oregon Trail
Typhoid. Lots and lots of typhoid.
Fire Emblem 7
>>53
no loli sex
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Link totally left that Zora chick hangin'... what a jerk.
Mischief Makers
Game seriously made me think N64 was gonna be a great system.
S4 League
more like Gunz 2.0 amirite?
Ragnarok Online
MMORPG - 'nough said
Silent Hill 2
>>59
Shitty command for a good thread, also, too repetitive
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
>>60 Don't need any skills,smashsmashsmash and calls itself a fighting game
Front Mission 3
>>61
Way too easy. Also, a ripoff from generic-GUNDAMSHOOTAN-games.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
The combat system is terrible, bland terrain, and SKREEEEE.
Baldur's Gate II
I've never played that one before, but I have seen the title of that product, and I must so it does not exactly roll off the toungue. Couldn't they have called it something awesome like "Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse"?
Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse.
i don't think that's a real game - BUT, if it is, i'm intrigued...
warcraft 3
Too many people doing nothing but sitting on Ventrilo playing DotA.
Super Mario Galaxy
i kinda missed the fewer worlds with more stars, but i guess this makes for more variety? (but less of a search for what you have to do, which i also miss)
ICO
A boy, his stick, and an older girl. Eventual sex does not happen.
Descent 2
Feels like being tossed around in a washing machine.
Descent 3
Feels like being tossed around in a shiny washing machine.
Erm...
Chibi Robo
game based on cleaning up your house. Fun.
Star Ocean 2
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CRAUDE!
WELL THAT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND 80 POINTS!
ROCKET PUUUUNCH!
Final Fantasy VI
90% cutscenes with 10% gameplay
cooking mama
Warioware for aspiring chefs.
Megaman: Maverick Hunter X
Zero was the only reason anyone played that game - he was way cooler than X.
HADOKEN
Chrono Cross
Having around 40 characters who have no personality, and then killing off CT's crew does not make a good sequel, Square.
Radical Dreamers
It was made by Square Co. Enough said.
Shadow of the Colossus
I could believe all the battles in the game except for one. It was the really REALLY mad bulldog type, that kept knocking things over when you climbed up them. Basically, the towers always fell in a certain way, and if they hadn't, you would never have won. it just seemed kinda cheap is all.
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
lol you should have chosen a game that's impossible to criticize like world of warcraft.
that's easy.
If I hear some random NPC shouting "OMG GORDON FREEMAN" one more freakin time...
Here's an idea - give one of your units a goddamn HAZARD SUIT so it can survive more than ONE SHOTGUN BLAST.
on the plus side, though, the story is far more coherent than an episode of Lost.
I'm gonna go with... Phantom Brave
Asian game, enough said.
Total Annihilation
Pixelated little thingies kill pixelated little thingies.
Let's try with... Solitaire ^^
>>85
Horrible card game only played by homosexuals and women.
Mine's minesweeper, because I'm a man.
WINDOWS
Fallout 3
have they gotten to a point yet after three games?
Alone in the dark (first one)
I haven't played the game, but anything that spawned the movie couldn't have been all that and a bag of chips.
Cave Story
(PS: did I hear right? was cave story coming to the wiiware?)
Only shovelware garbage goes to Wiiware.
(Yeah, you heard right. It's coming to Wiiware.)
Chip's Challenge
>>90
I get weirder games than that in my breakfast cereal... oh wait.
Parasite Eve
Aya runs slow as hell!! It's also the reason why I dropped it, I couldn't take it anymore!!!
Hmm... Let's try Final Fantasy VII
It's an RPG
Far Cry 2
Everyone who has a car just HAS to make half-assed attempts to run you over.(But I love it anyway :3)
Bioshock?
more like Biocock
Resident Evil 4
more like Resident Evil Whore
Silent Hill 2
more like silent hill...jew?
I'm surprised no one has done...
Grand Theft Auto 4
Hey, cousin! want to take me out on a date?
Mario party
Only 6 year olds play Mario Party.
World of Goo
Fallout2
really old game
A glaring flaw in the Dungeon Keeper game is that it's too perfect.
Aquaria.
Singing doens't solve anyone's problems - otherwise Britney Spears would have all her hair and would be a model parent.
Dokapon Kingdom
Japanese.
Left 4 Dead (Demo, lol)
Let's force people to play online with random strangers, thus destroying the incentive for anyone to host servers that don't blow chunks!
Team Fortress 2
lack of pro techniques that make tfc awesome
Wind Waker
If Link's portrait from all of the games in the series were placed along an evolutionary timeline, Wind Waker would be seen as an abomnation.
Starcraft.
Goddamn zerg rushes.
Capacom vs SNK 2
Because it's not Capcom vs /Marvel/ 2
Persona 3
I believe a VGCats guest comic said it best...
"No really! at night everyone turns into coffins and it's up to me to protect their souls by shooting myself in the head!"
Ragnarok Online
I cannot correctly pronounce 'Mjolnir'.
Deus Ex
Naming a game after a theatrical saying about plot holes is no way to go through life, son.
Mother 3
Useless dog.
Dynasty Warriors 3
It's a Dynasty Warriors game, for christ's sake. Gundam didn't halp the franchise, what's next, MEGAMAN!? I will say this for it though... It wasn't Dynasty Warriors 5. Zhang-He's ending was... Making all his effeminate warriors dance all night in homage to him?
Disgaea
Final Fantasy Tactics rip-off.
Final Fantasy Tactics
Ogre Battle rip-off.
Ogre Battle
Poor battle AI made the battles frustrating to watch, side stories only unlockable by wandering over completely out of the way areas of the map and finicky event triggers. one or two more training missions would have been nice.
A Boy and his Blob
Eventual sex does not happen.
Counter Strike
You get shot in the head once and get to sit there and watch your friends have all the fun.
Day of Defeat
Boring, sub par WWII clone.
Dragon Warrior Monsters
Gotta catch 'em all! Go, Roostor! Attack his Lambtron!
Ragnarok Online
Balance? What balance? At least I can pronounce "Mjolnir."
Advance Wars
Menu? I think I'll press start! no, wait, it was B wasn't it?
The World Ends With You
Oh shi- I'm wearing all the wrong clothes for this place! no wonder I'm getting my ass kicked!
Final Fantasy Legend
Legend of Zelda remake, only better.
Legend of Zelda
Generic fantasy shit.
Second Life
More like Failed Life
i wanna be the guy
Copyright infringement up the wazoo.
Odin Sphere