Will buying a Wii-U help me sleep with teenage girls?
I remember when I was sixteen I went over to a girls house under the pretense of playing Mario Party and then I fucked her.
So...does that still happen? Which of these will help me? http://www.listnerd.com/list/best-mario-games I just know chicks get fuckin wet for Mario
One of the Mario Party or Mario Kart installments, I suppose. Something that gets you goofing around with an MP match.
Not that I've ever tried this method.
why would you want to have sex with teenage girls they are annoying and clingy
seducing teen girls is illegal and will get you thrown in prison. then you have to worry about the tossed salad man raping you up the ass!
>this thread
everychan.
>>1
No because girls have to be 2EDGY4ME I PLAY COD IM A REAL BOY now.
Doubt it. I think if a girl liked Mario I wouldn't fuck her.
Maybe get some weapons, get a place, get prepared to kill a few cops. I think all girls that still have a soul are just looking for someone to take care of them. Even Jewish girls want to be saved from the jews if you know what I mean. I probably mean anime watching faggots like you. People who give up everything that matters, supporting what takes it away so they can get a pat on the back or some other bullshit.
Mario Maker
>>12
wew
he asked about mario not how your parents didn't love you.
Mario 64,
show them bitchez how gud you are at this game and they'll be wet for you all over.
>>15
There's nothing a woman likes more than QPU alignment.
Seconding SM64. I made her panties drop* in 0.5x A button presses.
*in a parallel universe
>>19
That doesn't make sense though. There are no objects in parallel universes or M64. How could she have panties to drop?
>>1
I remember I once had a date witha a girl and took her to a semi-dungeon flat to play Kirby´s adventure. In my head, I tought that the fact that you can share food mouth-to-mouth in cooperaitve mode was enticing. It wasn't, the moment the kirbys pased the food, ther was an awkward silence.
She asked to stop dating after that.
So, don't use kirby games.
I get mad that most Mario games don’t have toilets. I search all over. Completely immersion breaking to play a game about a plumber that doesn’t have a single toilet. I simply cannot believe that Mario is a plumber, ruining the entire Mario series.
The Secret Chronicles of Dr. M
>>24
He can traverse my pipe if you know what I mean
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Super Mario Bros 3
>>21
If you could get so psyched out by a Kirby game, maybe that was years of bullshit you dodged down the line. Good job anon.
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