I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What kind of porn gets you off? Do you even look at porn?
It would be wise to be Anonymous in this thread I think, unless you want to be a wanker.
>>74 actually it IS true baka, read up on medicine will you.
"but thankfully I remembered that this is the Internet, where people will happily post all manner of urban legend as though it were fact. Such as your post, for example."
but thankfully i too remembered this was the internet, where people with an iq lower than their shoe size stop drooling on the keyboard long enough to troll other people's posts calling them "urban legend"... kina like how "global warming" and "evolution" are also urban legend.
>>76-77
same person
>>78
is dat some JISAKU JIEN?
Let's turn our attention back to the very serious subject matter at hand - masturbation.
It'll make you go completely blind!
i am balding at 19. i think it's the wanking
>>76
lol you know japaneesu
actually I don't think >>76-77 is JISAKU JIEN, it seems more like he just forgot to post. he woulda used sage otherwise
Wow... For once, it really is.
I just fap. Come across some hot loli, whip it out, fap, kita into a towel in the corner, zip.
I can not buy ureathral sounds. Is there a suitable alternative?
Working on flexibity for self-blowjob. Wish me luck!
Do your best, pervert-san!
>>86
I was intrigued about this once, however I figured that it can't possibly be good for your back as you get older. Also, seems to take a lot of preparation. I dunno, if you wanna risk your health for the sake of it, you can try. Maybe you should create a few excuses as to why you hurt your back badly, if it happens :P
I think when you finally manage to, It'll be more like you're sucking someones cock than receiving a blow-job.
I started trying about 2 weeks ago and have been training about 1-2 hours in total. So far I've made about an inch of progress, still an inch to go until I can lick it.
Has anyone ever heard of a woman being able to self-cunninlingus?
I'd masturbate but it's too late here where I am...
It's never too late to masturbate! ♪
>>91
Its mildly imposible.
Q. How many people do you need for a Tayledras mating circle?
A. Just one, but they have to be really flexible!
chortle
>>91
read up about it on wikipedia
auto-cunnilingus or something
Well, I fap almost every day. I'm in a stressful environment and I fap to relieve stress. It must be working because I manage to stay cheerful even with most bullshit that happens. I fap to porno as well as to hentai and loli.
There's not even time for masturbation!
>>97
I'm just like you.
Due to overexposure to loli, however, I'm not finding it as powerfully attractive. So I'll cut back and come back in a month! Oh, the wonders of the internet!
I am going to fap in celebration of 100GET
Pretty Neighbor&! vol. 5 acquired
fapping imminent
I've got Share, WinNY, as well as trusty Azureus on my side! It's possible that I could non-stop fap until I: a) died b) ran out of bandwidth c) can't pay electricity bill d) other
>>61
Female here too, 21 years old. I don't fwap off horribly regularly, anything from every third day to thrice a day. Depends on the day and how teasy my boyfriend is when we talk/chat. being without sex with another human being for more than a month sucks ass. I need to hang out with my bf irl again.
Does anyone here fap or schlick to the most disgusting people they can find? I really like manga with ugly muscular/fat/hairy guys getting it on with each other or with loli/shota. But in real life I'm not attracted to guys at all, nor to young children.
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>>104
No. I however have great difficulties getting off to still images that have nothing or very little to do with eachother, I either need moving images (some kind of plot thing, even if it's a PWP kind of plot...), either in ero-manga/porn comic style or hentai anime/video. either that or my imagination. Oddly enough doesn't seem to be a middleway.
>>133
I usually imagine some kind of story too, usually elaborated from one or two pictures, but I don't need it to get off. Sometimes these plots in my mind ends in mid-story after I come, after which I am tired and don't really feel like doing or thinking about anything, and then the same plot continues before the next fap.
Y'know if your hand really gets numb... howwill you then use it to masturbate?
use the other hand to lead it
i come up with my fantasies myself, you unimaginative fools!
What really sucks is when you are schlicking and schlicking and you just can't come, and then you start getting finger-burn and you have to give up >:(
I use Pure Petroleum Jelly so I never have a problem with finger burning.
Also, I too imagine stories based on what anime/manga I recently watched or read. I think that the erotic stories I create while fapping is one of the reasons I like it so much.
Can non-Japanese PC see AA?
I wonder it.............
>>141
I have non-Japanese PC and can see AA, but I've installed IME, Mona font, and all that good stuff
>>141
yes but what does that have to do with masturbation?
unless you're rubbing one off to s-jis lolis or something
>>143
That´s someone´s fetish.
Today while masturbating I got a nose bleed. Is this the second warning sign that I am becoming wapanese? (I think learning the kana was the first)
lol you learned the kana, that's enough rite there
schlick schlick schlick...
i'm a female, but fwap is such a better word than schlick. also, not to mention the fact that which of the two is more appropriate depends on how you get off. I fwap more often than what i schlick :-p
but fwap sounds kinda like fap, which is kinda like the sound of a piece of meat swinging around. schlick is more feminine. in any case, 'schlick' disgusts me for some reason and I don't know why
I fapped while imagining me having sex with a little girl and thinking "touching children in inappropriate places".
>>152
I read the phrase somewhere and the words aroused me then. I didn't say it out loud, just the image of the phrase aroused me.
Have you ever tryed virtual sex?
on the subject, i was quite amused by an acronym used in this article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4767308.stm
I would be too ashamed and embarrassed to do virtual sex!
I just tried filling my colon with water via the back door for the first time. I only did it a little though because I didn't want my ass to start leaking during gym class in 2 hours. I'm going to fill it much fuller when I get home, I'll report more after that.
Guro turns me on. So does really good DnB.
Dry fucking for me.
What is DnB?
I'm referring to <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drum_and_Bass>music</a>. I'm an audiophile. ^_^
>>149
Schlick doesn't sound more feminine. Schlick sounds like some lame bloke tried miserably and horribly to be hip and say "slick move" to someone, with a more "hip" accent. Conjures mental images of Gunther & The Sunshine Girls in my head, by some reason.
Fwap is more like the sound of skin being rapidly swoshed around at a relatively small area. Which both males and females can do, foreskin-/hood-/handRubbingUnevenArea-wise.
I guess one could technically manage to make even nipples go fwap, but one would have to try really hard. I'm talking about literally making a piece of your body make a sound that resembles the onomatopoetical word "fwap".
fap is timeless
>>169
Fap/Fwap doesn't originate from SL, however SL definitely helped spreading it.
My masturbation is onomatopoetic, too.
Slurp.
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