Be honest!
I've lived in Canada, Spain, England, and Kuwait in my life.
What's one interesting fact about you?
I've lived in Perú, in Spain, and Portugal.
((/ デ.ㄟ) My soul is a deep black hole of emotional darkness beyond anything that you can even begin to imagine.
I like fantasize about kissing girls with big foreheads.
Yeah.
I once bowled 4 strikes in a row with my left hand while covering my right eye. And I'm not left-handed.
I once was involved in a 250 man gay orgy called "The Battle of the BULGE". I couldn't sit for a month after that.
I sometimes make troll posts on 4-ch.
I'm really attracted to this waiter at a Korean restaurant I frequent
>>14
you're lucky. the only person i'm attracted to at all is a girl who is 200 miles away and has a boyfriend ;;
I never finish my bottles because of backwash.
I'm always scared to drink the last 1/2 inch of milk left in the carton ...even if I know its fresh, and I'm pouring out a glass of milk, I'll leave that 1/2 inch. It scares me =(
I was one of the very few anime fans in Tehran, Iran. I might post in 4-ch from Tehran in summer.
I really like it when a guy's mouth tastes like beer and cigarettes while kissing.
Could you get anime in Tehran? What sort of internet connection would you have there?
I was homeschooled practically all the way to college, and have lived in Mexico, Canada, and all over the US.
Also I have 6 siblings.
I went mad once.
I spent a morning holding down goats while my friend's mother treated their hooves. I'm so weird, I actually had fun doing that...
Also, I have a model Tardis and a rather convincing model Dalek in my shed. Both lifesize. o_0;;
>>26
One until high school, one until college which she's now in, and the other 4 still are.
I pick my nose.
I did community service at a sewage treatment plant and had fun.
I can shoot a stream of water from my hands.
I can shoot a stream of water from my hands.
I sometimes (depends on many things) can shoot like the men in H manga. Serious.
I did the mash. I did the monster mash. I did the mash. It was a graveyard smash. I did the mash. It caught on in a flash. I did the mash. I did the monster mash.
I'm going to fail out of college
I'm an alcoholic who's successfully balancing work and drinking.
But I'm drinking more and more as time goes by ;_;
When I daydream, my thoughts become so continuous. And when I come back to life, I wonder why I was thinking such things, and look back at the long chains of thoughts hoping to find a reason of why I thought for so long ._.
I like to be different. I become hyperactive in cold weather when I run, and people look at me strange. I sometimes become grafophilic. And sometimes I think outloud. And write and yell at people in japanese.
>>42
I can relate. I keep talking in Japanese and not realising it. Then I wonder why people don't understand me x_X What's grafophilic?
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
I open normal english books backwards
>>46
I can relate. I've done that a few times, and have even started reading some American comics (like the online Heroes ones) right to left. Only noticed after trying to figure out why a lot of the transitions didn't make sense.
>>46
same here
i like to do most my posting in class time
I'm 22 and my grandma is 31 (not biological, but my grandfather's ?th/nd wife).
A nurse I once knew gave me the bronze medal to a marathon she ran. If I remember correctly, a marathon held in London and sponsored by a margarine company.
I've been working on developing my own language.
Every scar I have is on the left side of my body.
Is that unique or interesting? :(
Not all my scars, but a good 95% of my hits to the head and 100% of those who left a scar on my head are on the right side. And I am left-handed.
i prefer to take shits completely nude and not touching the toilet whatsoever.
>>57
Oddly enough, I always preferred to defecate completely naked. It I was out in public, I usually ended up at least taking my shirt off.
...not sure if I still do that, though. O_o
>>58
What? You're not sure? When is the last time you defecated?!
>>59
A few minutes ago. Oddly enough, I put my book down, and suddenly thought "Oh yeah, it looks like I still do defecate naked."
I guess both defecating naked is so automatic to me now that I don't even take note of it.
I have this tiny bit missing from my left ear. It's like someone took a bite at it at birth.
You won't notice it though, unless you know what to look for.
Is it at the top area? Like, on the outside curve right at the top? Because both of my ears kind of go bumpy there, like someone's taken a chomp out of them.
I also have a very miniscule chip in one of my teeth. You can't see it at all unless it's pointed out, but I can feel it. I got it when I bit down on a fork. =(
My little sister is going to be 17 when she's getting married. She didn't get knocked up btw. This her and her boyfriend's choice. They met over the internet. We're from the US and he's from the UK. He's really cool. Meanwhile I haven't had and physical contact with the opposite sex at all.
Is having a twin something interesting?
I love the stupid questions people ask us knowing that we're twins.
Are you two the same age?
You share a birthday right?
You'd think people were smarter but I've been asked those two a disturbing amount of times.
Silly little pukes.
>>66 Does your twin visit 4-ch?
Are you males or females?
Females and she doesn't visit too often. If she does, it's mostly to peruse the AA Bar.
I get pretty sizable wads of bellybutton lint built up in there sometimes. Not sure how it happens though.
I'm that quiet, kind, beautiful genius whom you would never guess is an absolute monster.
I am reasonably fluent in three languages, but get really shitty grades in language tests. How will I ever get a translator job?
I am thousands of miles away from the one thing I want but cannot have. Even though we're not together anymore and haven't been for a while, I still turn down dates because of this stupid person.
foreveralone.jpg.
I am mortally afraid of farting during sex.
My room smells funky. I wonder if I smell funky too.
I thought I was physically deformed and so doomed to a solitary existence until I was 25 years old, when a girl told me I was "gorgeous". As well, she also said: "before I met you, I thought I was gay".
I still think I'm doomed, though.
i broke my eleventh finger during sex. i heard a pop. no pain so i thought my hip popped so i kept going and finished. a week later i noted that it now tends to pull the the right a little when erect.
I haven't revealed it to anyone I know, my darkest secret is that I am Japanese Old Boy.
According to my last two girlfriends I'm a god in ed. But I don't enjoy sex at all. I just do it for the after cuddlings.
I want to give sexual pleasure to men as a woman
But I am too coward to actually change my gender
I ride the bus everyday. Sometimes, I see this girl stranger wearing a purple uniform everyday. I had a crush on her. One time I manned up and introduced myself to her. She just sorta looked at me weird and I felt like a complete creep. I still see her sometimes, but we just pretend we can't see each other.
>>84
That's amazing that you actually managed to say something. I don't think I would ever be able to do that.
I am the reincarnation of Atrax Morgue
Everything I touch turns to skittles.
I have schizoid personality disorder and hate all social interaction.
I can speak/read passable german.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCbfivAvIs
I've had sex in 7 different forests
I once crashed my car whilst learning to do Mongolian throat-singing
I've been in the newspaper 11 times, 8 times by name and 3 times referring to things I did but didn't get caught for
I once stuck a paper clip into an electrical socket. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would, but immediately afterward my finger was covered in soot-like powder and one of the socket holes was blocked by the melted paper clip metal.
>>57
I also do this, I get completely naked and gently bend over the toilet as I do the business. I also wipe then use water to wash and then use paper to dry my working area.
>>96 Sometimes good things, sometimes bad things. Did some community work while at school, won some sports competitions, vandalised some property, dissed the council, lied about going to work on acid and heroin. The local paper back home featured my photo when I graduated from university. Twice I was asked for my opinion on some random things, you know when they stop someone in the street and ask "what do you think of such-and-such" - one was about the tradition of women proposing to men on the 29th of February, one was about statues being pulled down. And my band got interviewed to promo a gig we had once as well. I think there was something else I'm forgetting atm...
I used to live in New Mexico, nice place but no one cares about the state outside of breaking bad
i want to live in japan and have alot of sons in that country but i from spain one of the wrost countrys in europe
I have a vat of acid in my apartment. Don't ask why.
I have lived in China for years and I'm bored to hell of this shithole.
>>107
Why would anyone keep that in their apartment?
>>105
I know how you feel. I just moved here and it sucks. Full of dirty white expat peadophiles with TESOL certificates and angry yellow gooks who treat you like shit.
i still post on 4-ch
>>108
Perhaps they are a scientist or maybe they are a pervert with an acid fetish?
My grandmother's cousin was Hedy Lamarr.
>>111
Wtf is an acid fetish? Is it like that fat land whale atheist who stuck his dick in boiling wax? Seriously, who the fuck gets off to dissolving flesh? I don’t want to live in a world with perverts of that level
>>116 there are certainly far more depraved fetishes and degenerates out there. it’s how the mentally ill, the corrupt elite, and the filthy rich entertain themselves. while i'm here stuck in my parent’s house playing videogames
>>117
what could be more depraved than burning your own dick off with acid?
>>119
peadophilia, transgenderism, trans species etc etc etc
Im a recovering heroin addict. been clean for like 2 years now almost.