There's a girl in one of my classes who's one of the biggest bimbos (literally, she has big knockers). Anyway, spotted a Chinese character on the back of her neck the first day. She had her hair tied up so that it's wayyy noticeable. I thought it was pretty tacky seeing as she's white, and how it would be funny if such a word didn't exist (character looked a bit weird to me). I wrote down the character, stroke for stroke, and showed my friend. Turned out my suspicions were right, there was no such word. I have a feeling it was meant to be "happiness", but there was one or two extra strokes.

Anyway, I was slightly amused after this. Wasn't that much of a fag to confront her about it though. So I'm sitting quietly behind her and all of a sudden she gets up, her t-shirt rides up and reveals a fuckin huge playboy bunny tat on her lower back. When I mean huge, it was about 20 cm, or about the size of a palm. It was like big flashing neon lights screaming TRAMP. It was as if she flashed half the class sitting behind her. I certainly caught a couple of interesting looks from my classmates.