I wish I was that gothic king dude. Some say he lives in squalor, but honestly his small town seems so nice. The worst you get in little all-white-no-gros hick towns are meth junkies trying to steal your radiator every once and a while, but aside from that, all that guy does is get high, eat garbage and be himself on livestream, and he gets donos from paypigs because being a lolcow in the current year basically means normalfags will throw money at you for existing.