when is he ever going to respond back?!

if you managed to email sage, you should be able to teleport him into your room and demand all the answers

>>2
That's not how you do it, dummy. You have to look into a mirror at 3:14 AM and say, "SAGERU, SAGERU, SAGERU", and if you do it right, Sage will teleport behind you.

Not with a 5 meter long boner, I hope

I read it, I just didn't want to answer lol

>>5
pretty rude if you ask me

me and sage go way back. maybe you just arent cool enough

Sage is a jew.

Sage is the wisest of us all

last I heard sage only reads emails from the secret area of VIP quality

HAHHA SAGES THREAD NOW IT WILL DIEEEEEE

sage told me you need a "@4-ch.net" email

sage is a bee

good thing BEES arent allowed to BEE here