I used to put my shower all the way up to scalding hot and dribble it over my sack and tip to see how long I could last

Gotten castrated

Literally, I tried water boarding myself by putting my head under the shower and running it. It’s definitely torture alright. I also tried slicing into my thighs with different types of blades and screwdrivers to remove a non existent bullet. Almost removed my right eye with a large suction cup but that was semi-unintentional.

Not literally. I dug a foxhole in my yard, dressed in military fatigues and tried to stay in it for a whole night. But I had to make a tactical retreat because of black bears.

>>1
I used to do the same but with my whole body. I’m now almost immune to boiling water.

I voluntarily talked to a girl without stuttering.

>>4
Ha, you think you're masochistic?
I asked a girl out. On a date. And went on said date.

Of course I got turned down when I said we should be an item, but that's just life...

Still aspiring to a relationship is masochistic

I hoped morrow would be better

I refused to eat for 3 days

I drove a car through a store window.

I tried to eat a hotdog with my left hand (I’m right handed)

I played a slapping game with a guy a long time ago. He was probably a sadist but I was just depressed.

I tried to go without a GUI or a desktop environment and do konpyutaa like its 1993. You can browse the web, email, RSS, write text documents etc. no problem. Well.. actually, you see I'm a NEET so its not like I have anyone to email. Terminal web browsers can't display images or play video so no anime manga. Why the fuck do I need a word processor? I only ever shit up forums with blog posts. Naturally I didn't last a week.