I've been captured by Jigsaw and he's going to cut off my dick unless I get 69 trillion pageviews by April 1st. What type of gay porno should I make with him to get them?

Ask six figures spammer, surely he would know.

>>2 If I learned anything from his posts it's that he doesn't know

Let him cut it off. Its not like your ever going to use it.

How is the Jigsaw puppet relevant here? I thought John Kramer, portrayed by Tobin Bell, was the main antagonist.

I'm pretty sure the Jigsaw puppet doesn't actually do anything beyond being a prop.

"Ain't no rule says a puppet can't make gay porno" - Air Bud

OP getting castrated with a rusty straight razor would probably get more pageviews than gay porn