Uhh daddy, am I doing it right?
Yes, my daughter of questionable age. Just like that.
And that's how you thread a needle, sweetie. It'll be useful if you rip your skirt and mommy's not around to fix it.
Now I'm off to the pub.
undresses you
now then... hop on my massive ogre cock
Zips up pants and re-dresses you
Sorry. I was out of it.
Forget what I said about my massive ogre cock.
takes my trousers off
Which one of you is getting it then?
takes a swig of my bottle of Jamesons Whiskey
I put on my robe and wizard hat
disrobes you
takes a hold of your wizard's staff
Daddy what are you doing with that man’s wizard staff?
Rings the doorbell.
Hello? I'm here with your pizza!
Spambot-kun?! GET AWAY FROM MY LOLI!
nude roundhouse kicks pizza delivery man
starts eating the pizza
I gasp as I wake up. The kick knocked me out.
U-uh...do you still want your pizza?
In that case...please accept this.
I present my hat and jacket.
Now...you will be the pizza man.
I leave the home, dizzy and naked.
Places my flaccid penis on the pizza
Did someone order... pepperoni?
No, I ordered fucking battered sausage and chip pizza, now put your dick back in your pants.
Puts my dick away
Sorry, everyone. I had a tough time growing up.
Retreats into a corner of the room and refuses to make eye contact
the floor boards creak, and a unrecognizable man peeps his head just out of the floor
I couldn't help but overhear that you wanted.." 'fucking' battered sausage"? sausage battered from the fucking... of us?
Naaa, sounds sticky.
closes trapdoor