I regularly masturbate to myself. Yep, that's how hot I am.

Let me see your myspace then

I am so hot I regularly set fire to my hair. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot I masturbate to other people masturbating to me.

I am so hot that "take it easy" is my official motto. That's how hot I am.

I am so hot I post about it on IAA. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm the cause of global warming. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I am so hot. I'm sweatin' like a pig.

I'm so hot that when I got into my car this morning the metal melted all over me, killing me horribly. That's how hot I am.

I wish I was hot enough to masturbate to myself. I think it's an attainable goal, if I can just be bothered to lose a bit of weight and get a haircut.

I'm so hot I irradiate planets with my warmth and with the right elements and conditions, I create life. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that people that touch me get 3rd degree burns. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that the sun freezes near me. That's just how hot I am.

My body is now a gas. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot I burned out very young.

>>14
My body's a fucking plasma.

I am so hot that when people look at me, their eyes burst into flames. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that I cum magma. That's just how hot I am.

im so hot that i suck my dick. thats just how hot i am

i'm so hot that hard disk in my cpu overheating suddenly to 80 degree celcuis. That's how hot i am..

I'm so hot that girls melt when they stand close to me. Thats how hot I am

I'm so hot that the velocity of the atoms that make up my body exceed the speed of light

>I'm so hot that the velocity of the atoms that make up my body move at relativistic speeds.

Fixed.

I'm so hot I'm no longer a virgin. Gotta go, bye.

i can fuck my ass, yep thats how hot i am

I'm so hot vaseline boils away on my cock. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I am so hot I just caused the ultraviolet catastrophe. Yep, that's how hot I am.

i'm so hot, the text turns red when i post here. yep, that's how hot i am.

Uho!

I'm so hot, I caused Second Impact.

>>30
I'm so hot, I can make Eva references like that without people calling me a wotaku.
This thread is DQN QUALITY!

I'm so hot oppai!

I'm so hot I think I'll take my clothes off

I'm so hot I think I got bird flu.

my classmates always take my pants off, yep thats how hot i am

I am so hot I use my penis to solder wires together.

I'm so hot that the rate of heat flow, dQ/dt, through a homogenous solid (i.e. me) is exponentially proportional to the area, A, of the section at right angles to the direction of heat flow, and to the temperature difference along the path of heat flow, dT/dx.

Yep that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot, virtual particles that intersect my event horizon get ejected into orbit

I'm so hot my temperature is measured in hundredths of picoseconds after the big bang. Yep that's how hot I am.

My willy is hairy and wet. Some people think Korea are involved in nuclear testing.

>>1
I've always thought about how convenient that would be.

>>41

I've always wondered if sexy lesbians or man-pretty gay men can get off to themselves.

Hm.

Seems like vanity/self-image issues would make it too weird for most people.

>>43

but if they're a complete narcisist (I FUCKING HATE THAT WORD) they might not care.

If you're all so fucking hot, then why are you here?

This thread has a nice draft. It's helping us to cool off.

I am so hot, someone turn the aircon on.

I am so hot, I'm the reason behind Global Warming.

I am so hot, I'm on fire.

...

OH MY GOD I'M ACTUALLY ON FIRE, SOMEBODY HELP.

i wish i could do a l33t ascii art of a dude on fire at this point.

M < fire
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>>50
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
well done XD

I pee magma.

Hello, I am the Sun.
I am so hot i have my own wikipedia entry.

>>53
I vandalized it. It now says you suck Pluto's cock, and lick the ring around Uranus.

I am so hot, nobody would dare vandalize my wikipedia page

I am so hot, Wikipedia wishes it had a page on me.

>>55
I did so with admin impunity, and now you are a suspect in the conspiracy to murder JFK and a homosexual.
>>56
I wrote up an accurate summary of your life up to this point, fact-checked it with your mother, had it peer-reviewed and edited professionally, logged onto the wiki and submitted the article with perfect formating.
Then I vandalized it.

i'm so hot, i make the sun look like a black hole

.....i also made a wiki page but >>57 vandalized it

I'm so hot, I make plasma look like ice

I am SO hot, I am the highest temperature possible in our current model of the laws of physics, the plank constant (10^32 degrees Kelvin). Beyond this point our understanding of everything breaks down and hotness is undefined in the quantum singularity that results from the total collapse of the universe.

This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly
You ain't 'cuz you not
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot

I'm so smart, and my brain's so heavy that it generates a magnetic field, and all compasses on Earth actually point in the direction of my brain.

Top that. Or rather, top ME.

I'm so smart, I topped >>62 and he won't be able to figure out what I did to top him.

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia writes articles in YOU!!

I'm so YOU that Wikipedia writes Soviet Russia!

i'm liek so hot dat no werds describe mai hotnuss

I am so hot a Scarran would be like "That is a hot human hrrrrrr."

I am so hot I have no idea what >>67 said.

>>68
Yeah well, you are a Scarran rape-baby, so nobody cares.

I am so hot, the non-hot >>69 tried to start a conversation with me, hoping for romance (in the butt).

How can >>69 not be hot? It's freakin' >>69!!!

I am so hot that no puny hyperbole can describe me.

I am so so.

I'm pretty chill.

I'm cold. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

I am so hot, a Sebacean would go into heat delirium just by standing next to me. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that I always feel cold no matter where I am.

I'm so hot that I've looped back to freezing

fukcing losers

>>79
You should stop fucking losers, you could get an STD.

I am a monster IRL, but I am comforted in the fact that some individuals may in fact - have a fetish for the seriously ugly. It is with this knowledge that I have come to subjectively realize that I am, so hot.

i am so hot that instead of making a statement like >>81
i am mearly going to notate that my rear has a "caution hot substance" label

I am so hot, I don't need to light cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^

I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^

lol this thread is strangely amusing

90 get.

>>8
I thought this was really funny until I remembered pigs don't have sweat glands. Oops.

I'm so hot D3D cannot handle me.

I'm so hot, my computer overheats all the time when I'm trying to use it.

I'm so hot, hot.

Tsk, tsk

Even in the fal, temperatures are still in the triple digits over here...