I am so hot (96)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2006-09-23 16:53 ID:taXOMY1B

I regularly masturbate to myself. Yep, that's how hot I am.

47 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-25 14:20 ID:bK0huO4a

I am so hot, someone turn the aircon on.

48 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-26 07:07 ID:Heaven

I am so hot, I'm the reason behind Global Warming.

49 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-27 04:43 ID:X5ShOK2Y

I am so hot, I'm on fire.

...

OH MY GOD I'M ACTUALLY ON FIRE, SOMEBODY HELP.

i wish i could do a l33t ascii art of a dude on fire at this point.

50 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-27 17:46 ID:cTTmKQe+

M < fire
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51 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-30 04:15 ID:X5ShOK2Y

>>50
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
well done XD

52 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-02 19:51 ID:vLDVrAB0

I pee magma.

53 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-04 03:22 ID:lkOZFMQy

Hello, I am the Sun.
I am so hot i have my own wikipedia entry.

54 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-05 22:09 ID:0bplo6Jh

>>53
I vandalized it. It now says you suck Pluto's cock, and lick the ring around Uranus.

55 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-12 15:45 ID:4jcG/nXV

I am so hot, nobody would dare vandalize my wikipedia page

56 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-12 18:24 ID:Heaven

I am so hot, Wikipedia wishes it had a page on me.

57 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-13 05:04 ID:Heaven

>>55
I did so with admin impunity, and now you are a suspect in the conspiracy to murder JFK and a homosexual.
>>56
I wrote up an accurate summary of your life up to this point, fact-checked it with your mother, had it peer-reviewed and edited professionally, logged onto the wiki and submitted the article with perfect formating.
Then I vandalized it.

58 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-13 13:25 ID:njwhMi3s

i'm so hot, i make the sun look like a black hole

.....i also made a wiki page but >>57 vandalized it

59 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-16 10:17 ID:tjDlw393

I'm so hot, I make plasma look like ice

60 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-16 18:02 ID:0bplo6Jh

I am SO hot, I am the highest temperature possible in our current model of the laws of physics, the plank constant (10^32 degrees Kelvin). Beyond this point our understanding of everything breaks down and hotness is undefined in the quantum singularity that results from the total collapse of the universe.

61 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-16 18:49 ID:2HFD+jCm

This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly
You ain't 'cuz you not
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot

62 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-17 02:31 ID:ICoA7bUf

I'm so smart, and my brain's so heavy that it generates a magnetic field, and all compasses on Earth actually point in the direction of my brain.

Top that. Or rather, top ME.

63 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-26 21:41 ID:0bplo6Jh

I'm so smart, I topped >>62 and he won't be able to figure out what I did to top him.

64 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-27 10:43 ID:Heaven

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia writes articles in YOU!!

65 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-28 04:44 ID:i0AkXtko

I'm so YOU that Wikipedia writes Soviet Russia!

66 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-28 08:24 ID:9i1JJOHy

i'm liek so hot dat no werds describe mai hotnuss

67 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-28 12:12 ID:QbGiwcZ8

I am so hot a Scarran would be like "That is a hot human hrrrrrr."

68 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-02 05:24 ID:Heaven

I am so hot I have no idea what >>67 said.

69 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-03 01:30 ID:QbGiwcZ8

>>68
Yeah well, you are a Scarran rape-baby, so nobody cares.

70 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-03 01:57 ID:0bplo6Jh

I am so hot, the non-hot >>69 tried to start a conversation with me, hoping for romance (in the butt).

71 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-03 13:01 ID:LwaIoJ05

How can >>69 not be hot? It's freakin' >>69!!!

72 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-08 05:48 ID:fzV7fuWA

I am so hot that no puny hyperbole can describe me.

73 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-12 22:22 ID:0bplo6Jh

I am so so.

74 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-20 15:21 ID:ykqg0rkR

I'm pretty chill.

75 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-05-23 00:12 ID:Heaven

I'm cold. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

76 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-06-24 20:34 ID:r4JyOI+m

I am so hot, a Sebacean would go into heat delirium just by standing next to me. Yep, that's how hot I am.

77 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-06 20:46 ID:dhyFTwCC

I'm so hot that I always feel cold no matter where I am.

78 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-07 03:21 ID:Heaven

I'm so hot that I've looped back to freezing

79 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-07 11:28 ID:zAUIS9e1

fukcing losers

80 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-07 16:47 ID:Heaven

>>79
You should stop fucking losers, you could get an STD.

81 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-07-20 21:06 ID:F8ekRg2E

I am a monster IRL, but I am comforted in the fact that some individuals may in fact - have a fetish for the seriously ugly. It is with this knowledge that I have come to subjectively realize that I am, so hot.

82 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-02 12:17 ID:s3o44hMG

i am so hot that instead of making a statement like >>81
i am mearly going to notate that my rear has a "caution hot substance" label

83 Post deleted by moderator.

84 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-10 10:39 ID:CEAR3IPj

I am so hot, I don't need to light cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

85 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-10 13:58 ID:4jcG/nXV

I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

86 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-10 21:50 ID:qCX4ca9B

I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

87 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-18 01:56 ID:U6KEmYXp

I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^

88 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-10-18 01:56 ID:U6KEmYXp

I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^

89 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-11-02 07:05 ID:+4lz8v2+

lol this thread is strangely amusing

90 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-12-04 16:38 ID:Heaven

90 get.

91 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-03-06 17:07 ID:FMs6wbZC

>>8
I thought this was really funny until I remembered pigs don't have sweat glands. Oops.

92 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-03-08 04:32 ID:v2oeaOzh

I'm so hot D3D cannot handle me.

93 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-03-09 14:49 ID:FMs6wbZC

I'm so hot, my computer overheats all the time when I'm trying to use it.

94 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-03-11 22:26 ID:0dibKK1c

I'm so hot, hot.

95 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-13 21:21 ID:rCmSi7Aq

Tsk, tsk

96 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-15 02:31 ID:aJcJRZCb

Even in the fal, temperatures are still in the triple digits over here...

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