I regularly masturbate to myself. Yep, that's how hot I am.

Let me see your myspace then

I am so hot I regularly set fire to my hair. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot I masturbate to other people masturbating to me.

I am so hot that "take it easy" is my official motto. That's how hot I am.

I am so hot I post about it on IAA. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm the cause of global warming. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I am so hot. I'm sweatin' like a pig.

I'm so hot that when I got into my car this morning the metal melted all over me, killing me horribly. That's how hot I am.

I wish I was hot enough to masturbate to myself. I think it's an attainable goal, if I can just be bothered to lose a bit of weight and get a haircut.

I'm so hot I irradiate planets with my warmth and with the right elements and conditions, I create life. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that people that touch me get 3rd degree burns. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that the sun freezes near me. That's just how hot I am.

My body is now a gas. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot I burned out very young.

>>14
My body's a fucking plasma.

I am so hot that when people look at me, their eyes burst into flames. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot that I cum magma. That's just how hot I am.

im so hot that i suck my dick. thats just how hot i am

i'm so hot that hard disk in my cpu overheating suddenly to 80 degree celcuis. That's how hot i am..

I'm so hot that girls melt when they stand close to me. Thats how hot I am

I'm so hot that the velocity of the atoms that make up my body exceed the speed of light

>I'm so hot that the velocity of the atoms that make up my body move at relativistic speeds.

Fixed.

I'm so hot I'm no longer a virgin. Gotta go, bye.

i can fuck my ass, yep thats how hot i am

I'm so hot vaseline boils away on my cock. Yep, that's how hot I am.

I am so hot I just caused the ultraviolet catastrophe. Yep, that's how hot I am.

i'm so hot, the text turns red when i post here. yep, that's how hot i am.

Uho!

I'm so hot, I caused Second Impact.

>>30
I'm so hot, I can make Eva references like that without people calling me a wotaku.
This thread is DQN QUALITY!

I'm so hot oppai!

I'm so hot I think I'll take my clothes off

I'm so hot I think I got bird flu.

my classmates always take my pants off, yep thats how hot i am

I am so hot I use my penis to solder wires together.

I'm so hot that the rate of heat flow, dQ/dt, through a homogenous solid (i.e. me) is exponentially proportional to the area, A, of the section at right angles to the direction of heat flow, and to the temperature difference along the path of heat flow, dT/dx.

Yep that's how hot I am.

I'm so hot, virtual particles that intersect my event horizon get ejected into orbit

I'm so hot my temperature is measured in hundredths of picoseconds after the big bang. Yep that's how hot I am.

My willy is hairy and wet. Some people think Korea are involved in nuclear testing.

>>1
I've always thought about how convenient that would be.

>>41

I've always wondered if sexy lesbians or man-pretty gay men can get off to themselves.

Hm.

Seems like vanity/self-image issues would make it too weird for most people.

>>43

but if they're a complete narcisist (I FUCKING HATE THAT WORD) they might not care.

If you're all so fucking hot, then why are you here?

This thread has a nice draft. It's helping us to cool off.