http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2421278 basically sums my thoughts up perfectly.
It's so annoying to have a conversation with someone and then they say something like "orly?" or "my pokemans let me show you them" (WORST FUCKING MEME EVER) or "it's over 9000 (TIED FOR WORST FUCKING MEME EVER)" or "winnar" or "teh" or "desu" or anything. God damn. I want to punch them in the mouth, then in the throat. Then break their ankles so they can't follow me as I walk away to somewhere with people who don't use Internet jokes in non-Internet conversations.
Related: I hate people who make references to things constantly. Or when you reference something, or mention something in conversation, and then they are like OH MY GOD OH MY GOD and act like it's some huge fucking deal that they know what you're talking about because you're both in the super secret Internet 4chan club.
For example: one time a few years ago I was in a computer lab and the teacher mentioned Futurama. Suddenly like two or three douchebags all go "Oh my god Futurama I watch Futurama too!" like it's some big fucking deal that they aren't the only ones who watch a television show that's on during prime-time and is watched by millions of people.
i hate people who dun want to talk about real shit on the net. i mean i'm all for flames and fun and all, but sometimes people dun want to talk the real deal.
so you sit in chat rooms talking about dumb shit or people say stupid shit like
wanders around
curls on lap
watches everyone
glomps randomly.
first of all where the hell are you wandering around at?
you can curl up? if you are a guy then thats gay as hell
watching? are you a pervert?
glomping. why, and if you aren't giving me any then stay away.
hate chat rooms that are useless
I hate people who feel the need to complain about stupid shit on Internet forums.
I hate it when people communicate with others in some way.
I hate it when people.
I hate people who link to SA on anon bbses.
On another note, I doodle longcats on my desk in physics and all over the review sheets on the wall in government.
And lions on everything.
It is good to be the only *chan person in my school :)
I hate
I would really hate to meet a /b/tard in real life. Not only would they have the whole meme-every-five-seconds thing going on when you're trying to talk to them (and thinking their so fucking clever while doing it), but /b/tards like to imagine themselves as deviant hardcore motherfucking internet superheros, when in real life they are (much like myself) just regular whiny nerds.
Then again, they probably think the same thing about me.
>>10
You just described the kind of person that real /b/tards hate. The people who don't realise that 90% of the time, the whole thing is just a tongue-in-cheek joke.
Or at least it was. The kind of people you're talking about have taken over (and did so a relatively long time ago), so maybe you're right.
/sigh
> the whole thing is just a tongue-in-cheek joke
I was unaware there was anyone who didn't understand this.
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>>13
Lucky you.
It would mostly be posters who should be underageB&.
Well, if do meet a /b/tard in real life, i might drop a meme or a hint to one, just as a way of indirectly saying that I browse /b/ too. But I would stop talking to the guy if he didn't stop answering in memes...
If I met a real life /b/tard, without any doubt, I would go crazy. Not only are the desu bots full of fail, the anonymous of /b/ drains precious resources from internet raids and has a lot of fail about everything. Pisses me off that people would waste so much in internet resources that I just want to punch them in the face.
Raids are the aids that killed /b/.
oh my god my internet resources
They are wasting valuable porn space.
I thought I myself was a hardcore Net addict; I know my way around, I've seen memes live and die, etc. But I always I try to make sure whatever's on the net doesn't tag along with me in real life. And I thought other people would do the same.
Then, of course, reality kicked me in the ass, as it always does.
I got to know one person in real life who sighs not by swooning or sighing out "Uh...", but by SAYING the word "sigh" out loud. I thought that was pathetic enough. Then I found out that when she laughs, she goes "LOL".
We really need someone who can clean up the gene pool. Neo-Hitlers or something. (Ooh, only 21 posts and Godwin's laws are already taking place.)
>>21 "neo hitlers or something
wtf? he was a dumb ass. why? because he got caught. i dunno why people always like to say hitler and shit. he was a uber dumb ass and prolly gay as hell.
and yeah, sighing outloud the word "sigh" is really starnge. I am curious has anyone ever asked her why the hell she do that?
If she's someone who says 'lol' to laugh, she's probably more on the MAN THE HARPOONS end
I overheard someone saying "for the win" in a bar yesterday. Fortunately he received a well-deserved slap from the guy on the table next to him. I would have done it myself, if I was drunk.
I used to say LOL to laugh, but I trained myself out of it, thank God.
I still say HOMG IRL. D=
Actually that girl in the thread on SA is stupid, she just shouts out memes when this has nothing to do with anything. That's not the way it works and that's not funny like this.
My mom says stuff like "GTFO" and "Nigra"
I've said "around blacks never relax" a lot in real life.
But I only do that around people who get it, I would not want people to think I go to 4chan, I hate that site and I don't want the whole world to think that I go to a site with animated porn.
Where the hell has all this 4chan hate come from? /b/ is PART of 4chan, NOT 4chan in it's entirety. Anyone spouting off memes in real life shouldn't even be on 4chan in the first place.
This is very true. Much has changed in the past two years.
My friend says "Winrar!" sometimes. Makes me want to punch his face with my penis.
The only meme that I use in real life is "Around blacks, never relax" I also use "V TECH JUST KICKED IN YO" and "Nigras".
>>31
die
Lighten the fuck up.
No wonder you have no friends.
The only meme of sorts I used recently was "Heavy grill is heavvy." I got a chuckle. Inside jokes are annoying, especially the internet kind that's mostly text based.
The worst offenders are gaiafags.
I went there to see what all the fuss was about, and I can confirm that they seriously do use 4chan memes like a license for coolness.
I can't stand the people at gaia.
in English senior year , the teacher was talking about a novel the whole class was reading and asking questions of it from the class's collective.
Teacher: Why did character-X cut himself?
*no answer, nobody knew
Teacher: so WHY did character-X cut himself?
azn kid: Because he was emo.
All azns , me , and a weeaboo girl laughed
*sigh ...