At the current time, my options in girls to pursue are pretty much as follows:
1) Girl who I dated for over a year and have no intention of dating again, but would date me again in a heartbeat.
2) Girl who said she would date me if we didn't live 200 miles apart (I'm in KY, she's in AL.)
3) 15-year old mallrat with a nice personality, cute, but still, she's 15. I'm 20. Things would be difficult.
4) 16/17 year old girl who digs me, but has 0 personality.
Sigh.
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Options
Looks like you've got to stick to masturbation for now.
(3) Patience.
Patience patience patience.
Date other girls in the meantime. Try to stay above the jailbait line. Once Miss #3 gets older, the gap starts meaning less and less. Just don't make your move until she's older. And remember lots can happen in 3-4 years.
(5) sock in a cardboard toiletpaper roll
At least you have girls who are romantically attracted to you.
I suppse that's true, but with the options presented, it sometimes feels like fate is mocking me. None of the girls I'm really attracted to (read: would date) are in that list.
Additionally, I'm not dating for sex, although all of the girls qualify as an "I'd hit it" (3, of course, in a few years. Still cute though.)
>>6
You're in denial, 15 is perfectly hittable
uhhhh, thats just wrong. Once you are 20, 17 should be the lower limit. I don't date younger, though, I just don't like younger girls.
>>9 of course, large penises instantly attract women, so such a person wouldn't be on 4-ch getting advice about relationships.
Size doesn't matter...
unless you are abnormally small or large then in matters
>>10
I wasn't being sarcastic or anything if that's what you think. It requires a pretty small penis to fit into a toilet paper roll, and then with a sock? I've tried it!
>>7 what are you smoking. 20 + 17 = 30 years. THats what happens to those in the real worl.d
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>10
The oldfag forgot that anyone who knows what 4-ch is and posts on it probably is far too autistic for a big dick to save them alone.
Go for 3, fuck the world, trust only your dick. World is fucking retarded nowadays anyway.