My love life ls like a dating sim gone horribly awry. (19)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-09 10:15 ID:2nl3zWFE This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

At the current time, my options in girls to pursue are pretty much as follows:

1) Girl who I dated for over a year and have no intention of dating again, but would date me again in a heartbeat.

2) Girl who said she would date me if we didn't live 200 miles apart (I'm in KY, she's in AL.)

3) 15-year old mallrat with a nice personality, cute, but still, she's 15. I'm 20. Things would be difficult.

4) 16/17 year old girl who digs me, but has 0 personality.


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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-09 11:11 ID:RXGCEDWV


  1. No
  2. That's just stupid
  3. Really no. NO.
  4. Also no.

Looks like you've got to stick to masturbation for now.

3 Name: SR47 : 2006-01-09 23:16 ID:66hcQgnD

(3) Patience.

Patience patience patience.

Date other girls in the meantime. Try to stay above the jailbait line. Once Miss #3 gets older, the gap starts meaning less and less. Just don't make your move until she's older. And remember lots can happen in 3-4 years.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 00:51 ID:Y+kH0Qct

(5) sock in a cardboard toiletpaper roll

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 01:32 ID:Heaven

At least you have girls who are romantically attracted to you.

6 Name: 1 : 2006-01-10 05:52 ID:oHtpFUjv


I suppse that's true, but with the options presented, it sometimes feels like fate is mocking me. None of the girls I'm really attracted to (read: would date) are in that list.

Additionally, I'm not dating for sex, although all of the girls qualify as an "I'd hit it" (3, of course, in a few years. Still cute though.)

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 09:31 ID:Heaven

You're in denial, 15 is perfectly hittable

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 10:12 ID:Heaven


uhhhh, thats just wrong. Once you are 20, 17 should be the lower limit. I don't date younger, though, I just don't like younger girls.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-12 02:36 ID:6UYuvx/S

>>4 requires small penis

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-13 03:56 ID:tlr72NOF

>>9 of course, large penises instantly attract women, so such a person wouldn't be on 4-ch getting advice about relationships.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-13 08:55 ID:RXGCEDWV

Size doesn't matter...
unless you are abnormally small or large then in matters

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-13 21:05 ID:RdJ+mEgk

13 Name: 12 : 2006-01-13 21:06 ID:RdJ+mEgk

can't type

size depends on the girl and how shallow she is

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-14 01:44 ID:RXGCEDWV

no pun intended?

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-14 08:11 ID:6UYuvx/S

I wasn't being sarcastic or anything if that's what you think. It requires a pretty small penis to fit into a toilet paper roll, and then with a sock? I've tried it!

16 Name: the spi : 2006-01-14 08:40 ID:jH/yO4rt

>>7 what are you smoking. 20 + 17 = 30 years. THats what happens to those in the real worl.d

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2021-02-07 12:42 ID:LxifOwlf

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18 Name: Anonymous Counsellor : 2021-03-31 04:09 ID:Mh3MSul5


The oldfag forgot that anyone who knows what 4-ch is and posts on it probably is far too autistic for a big dick to save them alone.

19 Name: Anonymous Counsellor : 2021-06-28 09:12 ID:Heaven

Go for 3, fuck the world, trust only your dick. World is fucking retarded nowadays anyway.

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