new densha otoko (277)

1 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 12:43 ID:KA2WnSRe This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

2 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-02-01 12:47 ID:Heaven

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess.

3 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 13:43 ID:fDulw8nK

I've drugged and gagged her. She is sitting alongside my Real Dolls. What do I do now?

4 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-02-01 15:12 ID:Heaven

>>3
hi fart man 2

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 16:09 ID:ryKiQbKc

just show her all episodes of Densha, then ask if she thought it was beautiful. Since you both like the movie, you now have a common ground to fall back on. romance ensues. keep us posted.

guitar otoko.... outto!!!

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 18:49 ID:Heaven

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess and then she leaves you for a real man

fixed

7 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 21:47 ID:KA2WnSRe

why are all you guys so nice :'( :'( :'( :'(???? you're my pride.....

8 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 06:51 ID:Heaven

>>4
No, really! She's in between Rie and Eva. I am thinking of dressing her up as "black Chi".

By the way, in no way am I faking this story so I can evoke some sympathy for my morbidly lonely life. I just want someone to hug :'(

9 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-02 16:27 ID:/A94pfpy

hug

10 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 22:06 ID:bu/16MAy

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

11 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 22:06 ID:bu/16MAy

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

12 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 00:03 ID:/A94pfpy

>_>

OK, you lose.

13 Name: pen : 2007-02-03 01:34 ID:tKJvzAvR

i am crapping on this fail.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 02:53 ID:Heaven

I am saging on this thread

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 04:11 ID:Heaven

>>12
I am failing this tripcode post.

16 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 10:41 ID:/A94pfpy

This thread makes emo's cut themselves, such is the failure

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 11:29 ID:Heaven

>>16
On the contrary, emos cutting themselves is win.

18 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 21:03 ID:/A94pfpy

I see. Then how can this failure be described?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 23:36 ID:Heaven

by saging this thread

sage

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 00:28 ID:Heaven

>>18
By you continually bumping it.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 06:33 ID:Heaven

sage

22 Name: densha : 2007-02-04 10:24 ID:bu/16MAy

and OMFG! my hands are trembling...but i've dialled the cell number..and i got to talk to the answering machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 12:05 ID:Heaven

>>22
Please go away, noone likes you.

24 Name: densha : 2007-02-04 22:53 ID:wmglPHBR

oh :O ????? it's not time to move to couples' thread yet...

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 01:26 ID:wmglPHBR

LMAO

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 04:21 ID:Heaven

gtfo troll

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 05:24 ID:wmglPHBR

PMSFL

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 10:35 ID:wmglPHBR

(*_*)

29 Name: V3 Rider : 2007-02-05 19:04 ID:SOHjD+K8

New Densha?

here's some advice when you see Hermes fiance punch him before he punches you.

30 Name: DENSHA : 2007-02-06 10:38 ID:emT7qXnq

Yeeha, today i got into herme's pants.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-06 17:10 ID:wkvGtzBc

>>22 HAHAHAHAA

32 Name: Densha : 2007-02-07 07:06 ID:yp+vF76A

puff, puff puff, today she rang back ....where should i take her to dinner...hmmmmm, maybe the McDonalds' down the road, what do you guys think hey?

33 Name: Kai : 2007-02-07 09:42 ID:wyeU6K3m

>>32
dude, get a life.

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-07 10:58 ID:JZyAN9N7

Just make sure you dont go to Tahiti later on I believe its gonna goes some trouble between you two.

35 Name: densha : 2007-02-07 11:00 ID:yp+vF76A

wot will happen in tahiti :O?

#33 otoko, my life is in akibahara

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-07 13:04 ID:Heaven

Stop bumping this shit already.

37 Name: DZV : 2007-02-09 09:58 ID:k8XXQkZu

Sagers are fuckin' kunts

38 Name: Sager : 2007-02-10 01:02 ID:Heaven

>>37
No, you are not densha either.

39 Name: Sager : 2007-02-10 12:25 ID:MnVj1uJQ

I am a fucking saint.

40 Name: Sager : 2007-02-10 12:27 ID:MnVj1uJQ

WOW!

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-10 23:47 ID:Heaven

you should revel in it, because it's the only cunt you're ever likely to get hanging around here

42 Name: ....... : 2007-02-11 03:02 ID:MnVj1uJQ

..............................

43 Name: XXX : 2007-02-13 04:24 ID:MnVj1uJQ

XXX

44 Name: YYY : 2007-02-14 05:31 ID:rGNXiKUy

YYY

45 Name: densha : 2007-02-14 05:32 ID:rGNXiKUy

Grrrr, hermes thought i like surfing on the beach but it's actually i only surf on the net :'( what should i do :'( :'(

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-14 07:59 ID:Heaven

>>45
learn to swim (fuck all you junkies)

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-14 17:32 ID:Heaven

>>45

kill yourself

48 Name: densha : 2007-02-15 06:15 ID:kqMSsOLK

At the moment i'm learning how to surf with the help of my colleague with very good progress ;) Hermes here i come .

Secret Admirer ? Get the fuck out of this

49 Name: Makyo : 2007-02-15 12:51 ID:CebGnRHM

Whoever's ID is heaven, fucking leave densha alone. he needs our help, if you don't want to be constructive, please piss off

50 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-15 14:23 ID:hl0lYsSg

yeah people, this is a true honest person with a real problem here. Look in your heart and find the courage to help this geeky guy. Please Densha, you must watch your language, its always so profoundly gentle and yet straight from your heart -- lets not care about those flamers and talk without the painful words as we are used from you in here.

Good job on the surfing! I heard it was really hard, but you're in love, and with perseverance everything can be achieved! (Sailor Moon I love you!)

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-15 14:39 ID:Heaven

OP stop trolling your own thread.

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-15 17:33 ID:Heaven

And stop bumping useless and unfunny threads.

53 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-15 19:25 ID:hl0lYsSg

tears how can you peoples say this? Fortunately, there will be one person who knows that Op doesn't write my posts. Which is op..

Densha, gambattene - I am rooting for you!

54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 00:02 ID:Heaven

I'm >>52 and frankly, I couldn't care less if you're op or not. Just stop bumping this thread already. PLEASE.

55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 01:12 ID:Heaven

thread sucks

56 Name: Zin : 2007-02-16 05:53 ID:kZgih25P

hahaha, well this is interesting. Good luck with that.

57 Name: :) : 2007-02-16 07:02 ID:/92aJRIt

:)

58 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-16 12:18 ID:Heaven

Oh wait, is that some kind of troll?

59 Name: Guitar otoko : 2007-02-16 12:47 ID:CebGnRHM

settle down dudes, where's the best place to buy a guitar at akibahara

60 Name: Densha : 2007-02-17 09:53 ID:/92aJRIt

i've said sorry, i don't know how to surf :'( she seemed quite understandin'

61 Name: :( : 2007-02-17 14:02 ID:CebGnRHM

:(

62 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-18 22:28 ID:hl0lYsSg

WOW! what a great news!!! super, honesty prevails after all! Keep us posted plz.

63 Name: Passer : 2007-02-19 13:24 ID:rLQ6kXT7

Just keep balance when you surf !!!(It's sort of tips... I think :),I'll find more then)

64 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-19 16:37 ID:hl0lYsSg

That's right, balance is key. I've been searching for many surfing videos, and it strikes me that the coolest surfers always stand on the board, so you cant just lie on it. But they do that in the beginning, confused :S ?

keep it up!

65 Name: densha : 2007-02-21 11:08 ID:JAFpX3U8

thanks everyone!!!! the relationship is going ok at the moment ;)

66 Name: Passer : 2007-02-22 10:24 ID:rLQ6kXT7

Sorry ,but I have a question why everything happen like the movie ???????????? (Actually,I think you just a liar NEW DENSHA OTOKO) thank you for reading this !!!!

67 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-22 13:18 ID:Heaven

Because thread stinks.

68 Name: DENSHA : 2007-02-23 10:15 ID:QlXwEH9Z

!!!!! I've been invited to Herme's plaCE! omg! is her mum going to be there????!

69 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-23 11:38 ID:hl0lYsSg

Yay! way to go densha! you must be so excited - I am I am I am!!!

Now you need to think of a gift to bring right? I recommend flowers. Women always liek flowers!

70 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-23 19:23 ID:Heaven

Bring her a Sizzler coupon.

71 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-24 04:39 ID:uEmprgCk

Densha!!!! do your confession!!!

72 Name: densha : 2007-02-26 14:25 ID:CebGnRHM

i was fixing herme's computer at home...but didnt have the courage to confess :'( but i'm having a dinner with hermes' family this weekend!

73 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-26 18:59 ID:Heaven

why can't you idiots just read the damn board header

74 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-27 06:30 ID:Heaven

tanasinn

75 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-27 06:32 ID:Heaven

I believe this thread is going to read 1000get

76 Name: Ukyo : 2007-02-27 21:47 ID:hl0lYsSg

You evil evil flamers, just go away. This is Densha's thread and nobody can take it away from us. There will always be Densha have faith and find courage, Densha!

77 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-28 12:06 ID:z8Gq33XA

densha !! then you must know you will do.
start from table manner

78 Name: densha : 2007-03-02 13:08 ID:CebGnRHM

i'm learning table manner....my dad keeps zapping me :(

Thanks everyone ukyo, secret admirer...makyo./...why's everyone so nice :'( :'( :'(

79 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-02 17:40 ID:Heaven

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

80 Name: Champion : 2007-03-03 03:44 ID:wKKBw6MV

fucking densha is a wimp

81 Name: nigr needs to stop crying : 2007-03-03 05:31 ID:NoIocgzD

so im thinkin about mallot rapin this one cat

82 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-03 07:13 ID:Heaven

>>81
Good luck on that!

83 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-03 19:40 ID:OQvq1c/j

Anything happen yet densha?

84 Name: angmar : 2007-03-04 00:55 ID:3/SAmEdQ

Today I rescued a girl in the subway.

85 Name: anonymous : 2007-03-04 05:17 ID:f7F/MCed

dont go around shitting that you're densha. THERE WILL ONLY BE A ONE AND ONLY DENSHA OTOKO OK?!

86 Name: traveling-otoko : 2007-03-05 17:43 ID:PrGsAOgh

details requesting

87 Name: 83 : 2007-03-06 07:04 ID:tSE0JMr4

gah. weekend info is disappointing. no update.

88 Name: densha : 2007-03-08 10:21 ID:fA5LwcsY

>_< so i had a dinner with herme's familY- her mum her brother...the food was so spicy, so i drank lots of water...and had to go leak urine. when i came back i saw herme's dad.. he asked me to go away cos he had some family matter to sort out..

herme's looked so sad...i ..useless...went away but then had to come back cos i forgot me hankychief..

herme's brother had become angry..fought with the dad then left... herme's parents were sorting out re:whether to divorce.
hermes was crying so...i summoned my courage "Yoshi, fightooo-oh!" and explained to them how important it is to be in peace which is what hermes wants..
in the end everyone settled, the mum signed the divorce paper...and i took herme's hand and we left together...

89 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-08 16:44 ID:giWim6dT

Wow. This has yet to register in my brain. It's a crazy story for me to believe. But, you did good.

90 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-08 17:13 ID:MI/gc005

OP can't be the new densha otoko, nurse-kun is the new densha otoko.

91 Name: H.E.R.M.E.S. : 2007-03-09 07:42 ID:LJsq/k0j

>>88, densha honey.

I checked this message board as you told me it was cool.

I RAWK!

92 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-11 03:07 ID:HZhRW9Uo

Wow, looks like this densha-role-player is having fun playing out the plot of the story of the real densha otoko. Dude, stop. No, really.

93 Name: Ukyo : 2007-03-11 12:57 ID:4ajg8R74

is that really the Hermes? I thought Hermes was much more gently and nice. So Densha, what happened then, after the divorce paper signing? that must have been very tough on Hermes-san?

looking good!

94 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-11 15:46 ID:vlAEGcqs

lol

95 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-11 18:20 ID:Heaven

stop bumping this troll-started thread

96 Name: Ukyo : 2007-03-11 20:19 ID:4ajg8R74

you so mean! this thread is alive and kicking, you go ahead and bump, flamer - this si Densha's place. If you don't like it, don't post geez...

Densha, don't let them get to you! kitaaaa!

97 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-12 11:59 ID:vlAEGcqs

キタ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

98 Name: H.E.R.M.E.S. : 2007-03-12 17:08 ID:LJsq/k0j

Densha-kun, i've just been playing you. You think i'm gonna date a loser like you? Get a life!

99 Name: Ukyo : 2007-03-12 20:34 ID:4ajg8R74

OH NOOO!!!! densha, is this true? answer quickly, please!

no, no, it can't be... just say it doesn't true

100 Name: 電車男 : 2007-03-13 10:34 ID:rw1Vk6IZ

_|-|O

101 Name: densha : 2007-03-16 10:42 ID:fSER4ALT

:'( ??? Hermes' computer isn't quite working at the moment....this weekend i was invited to go to a concert...but i got special tickets to check out one of my idols at akiba..damn it's so hard to decide...

102 Name: guitar : 2007-03-24 23:42 ID:GMblBbCZ

where are you densha??

103 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-25 00:07 ID:TWqk6/l/

densha-kuuuun~~ ;w; how's everything going?

keep us updated!

がんがってね電車男訓~ (・w・)b

104 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-25 00:11 ID:TWqk6/l/

aww.. ;_; i totally mispelled all of that..

Anyways, keep at it! kitaaaa!~

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126 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-25 02:01 ID:Heaven

At least idiots know how to spell "You're".

127 Name: Densha : 2007-04-06 02:17 ID:hjtoFukm

Hermes' finally kissed me ;) an adult kiss too :) thanks for all ur support.. :| sorry for lack of updates...my computer didnt function that well...

128 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-12 01:40 ID:pP9lWwUt

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

129 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-12 01:40 ID:pP9lWwUt

densha mate, how about the hot spring and the fucking tahiti trip? can u keep us posted.

130 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-12 01:59 ID:rdrVekF8

densha... shouldn't you be fucking herpes by now? why you still on this shit...go away

131 Name: Three 6 Mafia : 2007-04-12 02:13 ID:ex7n8HkC

nigga yalls be trippin on crack juice dawg...aint no tight asian pussy gon' be clamping on yo tiny toothpicks they need a real manly man

132 Name: ANIMEFREEK312 : 2007-04-12 02:16 ID:ex7n8HkC

arrgg me matey i dig smoking gooches

133 Name: Guitar : 2007-04-18 11:17 ID:KgiKp0xf

densha where the fuck are ya?

134 Name: Dora-fan : 2007-05-13 12:25 ID:XsTykYm2

densha, where are you dude?

135 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-13 22:51 ID:TSMfu3pb

densha why are you in my pooper?

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137 Name: Densha's dad : 2007-05-18 11:08 ID:PmR++vL9

Fuck off you pieces of fucking shits, leave densha alone

138 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 21:30 ID:9aPg13dz

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

139 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-18 21:30 ID:9aPg13dz

what the hell is densha otako? 0_o

140 Name: Mega Orc : 2007-05-18 22:19 ID:mW2hbKEh

hey densha's dad you wana climb into my asshole?

141 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-11 13:28 ID:MnVj1uJQ

Sharapova lost! but not too bad. semi-final

142 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-11 23:29 ID:UQO+4fF0

lol?

143 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-12 13:21 ID:Heaven

No.

144 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-06-13 14:11 ID:E69viDXg

LOL! write a bit more!

145 Name: No Name-san : 2007-06-25 18:30 ID:iFAinOsR

KITAAAAAAAAAAA!
sorry if ii bumped

146 Name: Kitaaa : 2007-07-06 13:49 ID:9x+zkPbW

Kitaaaaaaaaaa!

147 Name: ND : 2007-07-21 04:28 ID:Gigt9wCD

BWUAHAHAHA. You know, you can find the original 2channel posts in an archive online...evil snicker

148 Name: ND : 2007-07-21 04:28 ID:Gigt9wCD

ZOMG!! Prepare the bomb shelter!! It's an air raid!!!

149 Name: ND : 2007-07-22 02:31 ID:22/I8tpg

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's an ambush!!

150 Name: Kitaaaaa : 2007-08-24 13:10 ID:+1bwFY6k

doesnt any one watch it no more PMSL

151 Name: 丹頂女 : 2007-08-24 18:31 ID:9BR/+7YM

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

152 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-08-24 21:20 ID:74AVSrnZ

Salute! (`-´)>

153 Name: Densha Otherwise : 2007-08-28 19:18 ID:sRtfd73d

Omg! This thread cracks me up! Keep up the pointless talk!

154 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-03 13:08 ID:gu7/ubX0

have a break. have a kitkat.

155 Name: :) : 2007-09-08 02:34 ID:4o5ONsZa

can we get rid of the "SPAM"'s cos i wanna read the full Densha conversation here :D

156 Name: sage : 2007-09-09 00:43 ID:c8xd4w/h

BENOIST DENSHA!!!! BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTT

157 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-09 01:20 ID:Heaven

Alright, who let the penguin of doom out of it's cage?

158 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-09 16:40 ID:Heaven

IT WAS I, CAPTAIN SHITTY THREAD

159 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-11 00:52 ID:BqcZVjFB

They should make an arabic densha otoko: "I rescued a pretty terrist who was being harrased by an air marshall on the plane"

160 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-11 02:16 ID:c8xd4w/h

>>159
YES, or perhaps the air hostess was serving BENOIST!!!! MOAR BENOISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! When she was attacked and densha rescues her.

Also... sage

161 Name: sage : 2007-09-13 15:42 ID:Heaven

sage goes in all threads!

162 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-14 01:33 ID:rRUguMzi

hilarious

163 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-14 03:05 ID:g0HsUwmw

>>159
that'll be epic

164 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-17 05:27 ID:Heaven

>>160

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

165 Name: Densha : 2007-09-19 02:11 ID:RxfH7qmX

Is there a way to get rid of all the "SPAM"?

166 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-21 04:54 ID:N3JGkAYU

lolx.. hows Hermes doing? XD

167 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-21 12:50 ID:BqcZVjFB

If by mistake Densha went to 4chan instead of 2chan, what do you think would have happened?

168 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-22 08:40 ID:ZkpaJJZo

hey Densha... please reply to this thread.. Details required!!

169 Name: :-) : 2007-10-01 12:11 ID:zC8NKGYE

For 167- i think it'll be very hilarious.

170 Name: :-) : 2007-10-11 13:27 ID:zC8NKGYE

Where's densha nowadays? still at akihabara?

171 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-11 23:53 ID:Heaven

>>170
dead.

172 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-22 02:12 ID:ynST78rs

173 Name: Densha : 2007-12-13 09:49 ID:saiUkuwI

kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

174 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-13 23:46 ID:Heaven

>>173
Eat a dick.

175 Name: train man : 2007-12-17 07:43 ID:dZteKwjh

HELLO ! Come to me in your dreams and eat my penis cream

176 Name: Hermes : 2007-12-17 10:20 ID:27HRadCA

fuck you cunt

177 Name: Tokyo-san : 2007-12-22 05:56 ID:bkITn6QV

Tokyo sucks.

178 Name: spi : 2007-12-22 06:17 ID://O2VSbv

rather pointless when even this place acts like 4chan.

179 Name: The Internet Pirate : 2007-12-25 20:52 ID:uMbNuV4E

The hell are we keeping this poor excuse for a thread goin?

Heres a clue: 1. this is ment to be a joke
2. The people executing this jokes are blatent morons who cant get their own material and blatently rip off someone elses work.

I win you fail.

The Internet Pirate

180 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-26 02:07 ID:Heaven

>>179
I bet these facts are news to everyone, because on the internet it's also common sense that people who answer seriously are obviously serious too.
.........
Blat*a*nt
Blat*a*ntly

181 Name: Slurry of the PENINSULAHH : 2007-12-26 08:21 ID:wUJX8oNC

i dont understand any of that.
or the replies. :S

182 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-26 12:51 ID:WDrzCG13

-punches- do not correct my bad grammar. For I m well capable of doing it myself.

183 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-12-29 08:27 ID:8DHgARw0

This thread? Phailure!!!!!!

Also: KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~!!@@

184 Name: Dan-Dan : 2007-12-30 03:34 ID:uMbNuV4E

-weakly- kitaaaaaaa

and such. Why the heck do we keep bumping this page anyways? tis quite scary when people validly believe that this is a serious thread. especially when its blatently obvious based upon the previous posts that this is just someone either rping out something or just trolling the crap out of the board.

Frankly, I'm banking on the second option

185 Name: Densha : 2008-02-28 12:31 ID:WNM/qAJ0

man, this is 2008. i better get in touch with my Hermes again.

186 Name: da PG king : 2008-02-28 13:08 ID:NibqMHb5

NIGGER SHUT THE FUCK UP!

187 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-28 23:10 ID:Heaven

>>186 da PG king actually said something useful for once.

188 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-02-29 16:04 ID:Heaven

>>187 he didn't sage though, so it's still detrimental

189 Name: Densha : 2008-03-04 13:34 ID:WNM/qAJ0

bloody hell.i forgot to buy hermes a gift on valentine's day

190 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-04 16:51 ID:Heaven

Someone delete this thread.

191 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-04 22:11 ID:Heaven

192 Name: Otoko Densha : 2008-03-05 14:34 ID:Heaven

delete

193 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-13 22:55 ID:Uxc8Paly

Ummmm...Any Otaku's out there?!

194 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-14 14:00 ID:Heaven

No, nobody here but us chickens.

195 Name: Densha : 2008-03-16 10:23 ID:JWXZAM2n

does Hermes celebrate easter? i better buy her some easter eggs. do-shio?

196 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-03-16 11:33 ID:Heaven

Deeper question, do any Japanese people celebrate Easter at all?

Presumably the small subset which are Christian...

197 Name: dthncrnge : 2008-03-16 12:46 ID:ZXmFBTHs

This thread is both embarrasing to the person who created it, and to the original. If you are going to troll, then please stop with this pointless shit.

198 Name: 808azn : 2008-03-17 12:16 ID:Uqf4XZk8

YES POINTLESS! what do you fucking care if you don't like it get the fuck out

199 Name: RandomJapaneseKid : 2008-03-17 12:20 ID:rVcDrGez

Easter wa nandesuka?

200 Name: 808azn : 2008-03-17 12:22 ID:Uqf4XZk8

the new densha can fertilize it

201 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-04-04 04:07 ID:HzBYCFcn

He Ru Me Su!!!! :) Show some respect for Densha :)

202 Name: Hermes : 2008-04-11 13:48 ID:Q7owqsEQ

of course. i love densha

203 Name: sage : 2008-04-12 02:00 ID:Heaven

Sage.

204 Name: Densha : 2008-04-18 01:53 ID:Q7owqsEQ

who the fuck is sage?

205 Name: randomkoreankid : 2008-04-18 02:28 ID:7/86Yp9R

babo shehkers

206 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-21 11:10 ID:Le2Noqav

denshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is back :D

207 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-21 11:44 ID:Heaven

Sage never moved.

208 Name: hermes : 2008-07-22 09:18 ID:BzeYHgKC

densha you wimp! don't ever show your face to me again!

209 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 09:27 ID:C3kquU/8

actually I think Eiga Otoko has a pretty intense story that would qualify for the being something like a new Densha. But he doesn't have as many supporters as Densha though...

210 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 11:31 ID:Heaven

Any post containing "otoko" deserves an insta-ban.

211 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-22 14:40 ID:Heaven

I hereby name >>210, anti-otoko otoko.

212 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-23 02:02 ID:Heaven

>>209 movie guy?

213 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-27 18:09 ID:Mx6gz4mQ

biga pants?

214 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-27 19:37 ID:KuZoiDc6

wait what it's still going on the densha feverrr????

215 Name: Densha : 2008-09-16 11:08 ID:UkSUtniZ

I love hermes but am too shy

216 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-16 11:40 ID:zR73m4bb

  1. if op is making a joke it's not funny and it's a waste of a useful board
  2. if op is serious then you "Secret Admirer" have a problem helping other people.. so why even bother staying here?

217 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-16 13:51 ID:Heaven

SAGE RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

218 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 02:54 ID:Heaven

>>210

My name is John McCain, and I support this message.

219 Name: 映画男 : 2008-09-17 04:13 ID:GKK8lK30

>>209 did someone mention my name? :D
>>212 tis me

220 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 04:50 ID:Heaven

Well, while we're on the subject...

>>210

Nah, how about 'densha'?

221 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 06:26 ID:Heaven

>>216
Why the fuck did you bump this shit? Sage.

222 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 13:16 ID:Heaven

>>220
No, I really meant "otoko". Think about it, maybe you'll figure out why.

223 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-09-17 14:59 ID:Heaven

>>215 is ASSWIPE
SMAK YOU DOWN

I see perv on bus bother people and I don't go make/bump shit thread

224 Name: Densha : 2008-10-01 13:03 ID:dks/GB99

i love trains

225 Name: densha2 : 2008-10-14 09:02 ID:ZLBsInup

erumesuuu! come backkkk!!

226 Name: kaith : 2008-10-15 09:45 ID:b0nt6eLh

crazy!!

227 Name: rie : 2008-10-15 09:46 ID:noq1yoTB

akyet anak BU TRI

228 Name: erumesuuu : 2008-10-25 13:13 ID:m+vY5e2Y

>>225 huh?

229 Name: densha : 2008-10-27 11:50 ID:/NtLLduT

hermes is real cool

230 Name: erum : 2008-11-05 13:59 ID:Le/geTSO

>>229
so, uh,, how did you know?

231 Name: sedated : 2008-12-07 14:24 ID:ZLBsInup

so, did u get to score densha? it's almost 2 years, details pls,.

232 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-12-08 11:38 ID:sfLEpcfP

Looks like he was a troll after all.

233 Name: densha : 2009-03-29 15:55 ID:ZLBsInup

hapi new year! erumesuu is my gal, kitaaaa!

234 Name: densha : 2009-03-31 09:40 ID:ePSsRS2z

i lied about the previous post
so what?

235 Name: sraphim88 : 2009-04-03 08:01 ID:z11haxuh

what the... --'

236 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-03 13:46 ID:1n/JJb26

this is all boring....

237 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 09:59 ID:swGuhtXM

GTFO OP FAG

238 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 12:17 ID:jrYAPVxR

>>237
Sage. Use it.

239 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 12:17 ID:Heaven

>>238
OH THE IRONY.
<slaps self>

240 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 20:15 ID:Heaven

>>239, I must help you

<slaps >>239>

I feel for your embarrassment ^_^

241 Name: densha : 2009-04-09 12:11 ID:IWnar9Fg

I saw this pretty girl on the train.....

242 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-12 00:24 ID:Heaven

>>241

You ARE the train, baka!

243 Name: chewbacca : 2009-04-12 16:19 ID:ZLBsInup

on the contrary, i am chewbaka! and i harass erumesu on the fuckin densha. "come on sista-chan, give it to papa."

244 Name: chewbacca : 2009-04-12 16:21 ID:ZLBsInup

LOL!
>>241
yeah bakero! you are the train

245 Name: woot : 2009-04-12 22:33 ID:lYwGxRU6

GAY

246 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:21 ID:ZLBsInup

i'm here in the home of a gal, it's a damn huge house. they must be really well-off! and what's this? a benoist tea? this must really taste good, was able to watched it at a funny jap sitcom some years ago... wait she's coming back...

need something to talk about, help!

247 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:37 ID:ZLBsInup

きた!

248 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:39 ID:ZLBsInup

>>247on the contrary, キタ!

249 Name: Lonely : 2009-05-21 13:02 ID:2hxLwLzq

LoL T_T
btw someday i want to feel the same experience like densha too, and have his courage .. hahhh T_T

250 Name: Einz : 2009-05-22 00:40 ID:Ivga9Q0r

LoL !

251 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-05-22 22:39 ID:5JZMxE4M

            ∧  ∧
            |1/ |1/
          / ̄ ̄ ̄`ヽ、
         /        ヽ
        /  ⌒  ⌒    |
        | (●) (●)   |I set it so he'd invite me again,
        /          |but he letit slip by with"Ahh..."
       /           |    
      (          _ |
      (ヽ、       /  )|
       | ``ー――‐''"|  ヽ|
       ゝ ノ       ヽ  ノ

252 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-05-24 15:16 ID:ZLBsInup

....

253 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-07-11 16:06 ID:ZLBsInup

sage

254 Name: mars7 : 2010-06-27 07:36 ID:LoQVSvqq

kita!!! it seems it finally came! i saw this charming asian girl across my table at a local cafe last week. and i was stealing glances with her. she smiled for a while but i turned my head around instantly as sort of a reflex from being shy with girls. damn! why am i so pathetic?
so again, today i'm right here again at the cafe and guess wht?!? she's here again looking as lovely as ever. smooth face, shoulder length black straight hair.. one might say she resemble sachiko from marimite... i'm in heaven! but now i don't know what else to do?? i thought of asking a barista to pass a message for me thru a piece of paper. i simply don't have enough courage to simply walk straight to her and have myself introduced. if only there was some sort of chat function here. help! she might slip again today... damn

255 Name: Dæmon : 2010-06-27 14:07 ID:Heaven

omfg. Some idiot just bump this.
Just create a thread -.-
But anyway if you don't have balls to ask for contact or anything then there will be no chance at all.

256 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-21 22:37 ID:cTeg8TH1

What does it mean to sage?

257 Name: Senko : 2010-07-22 05:01 ID:yyrzisZR

Just walk up to her and say Hi. Easy

258 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-22 23:09 ID:cTeg8TH1

>>253

I'm sorry, I'm just a little confused.

259 Name: Senk : 2010-07-23 05:19 ID:yyrzisZR

Yes 253 what DOES it mean to sage?

260 Name: 電車男 : 2010-07-25 05:23 ID:Wy7c8qEU

Oh look, the nane is in Japanese…
I cried even harder when Hermes-San broke up with me and kicked "that thing" with her pointy high heels."

kthxbai ( つ Д `)

261 Name: !1MG6Vzurqg : 2010-07-25 05:49 ID:Heaven

Now, if they made this thread into a movie or TV Drama, it would be the funniest friggin movie ever.

262 Name: Secret Admirer : 2010-07-25 06:49 ID:uVtkfbFT

Saging makes it so the post does not bring the topic back to the top. Saging is generally used on an old topic, a really bad topic, or if you've got nothing special to add to the topic. If you want to sage, put sage in the link: box.

263 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-25 11:38 ID:Heaven

Oh wow, ok, thanx!

So you're done with this post then? Is there really no new denshe ottoko??? Are you even a fan?

Sage! Lol

264 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-26 21:37 ID:cTeg8TH1

Will women ever make sense?

One girl I know keeps telling me she misses me and that she loves me, but she has a boyfriend!

Another waited four months to see me and then ended things as soon as I came home :(

And another girl claimed she wanted to come home with me but let her friends drag her away. Should I have begged?

265 Name: Kurizu : 2010-07-27 04:50 ID:Qj6wKH75

Jeez really guys -.- you couldve been more creatve with this post even i feel embaressed on how lame you guys made this.

266 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-27 16:56 ID:cTeg8TH1

>>265

What would you prefer?

267 Name: Rawr!1dtNSiWamo : 2010-08-01 05:55 ID:4wJck5xm

Basu Otoko lmfao

268 Post deleted.

269 Name: mars7 : 2010-08-08 09:20 ID:pgnU05M1

seems like she wasn't meat for me .. T^T

270 Name: 電車男 : 2011-05-12 02:57 ID:Heaven

Why is this in my favorites?

271 Name: Secret Admirerer : 2012-08-15 07:35 ID:1m2IrzU3

Because OP is idiot

272 Post deleted.

273 Name: hermes : 2013-06-13 12:35 ID:3MZE2JrD

today i dumped densha.. densha baka! kirai!

274 Name: masaaki shikanai : 2013-06-19 04:21 ID:ccUzo8nE

My name is Shikanai Masaaki. Born May 27 1978.
I have been gang stalking to Soka Gakkai employee from around the 11th September 2011.
I was abducted Kazuko Yamaguchi them.The name of the main culprit is Kenji Kimura.
She has been confined to the Soka Gakkai.
She is my classmate.
We were in love with each other since childhood.
We were apart until 33 years old.And we were going to get married at 33 years old.
I was confined to a mental hospital after being arrested for trying to help her.
I am still a virgin.

And stolen the machine of me to them.I have stolen them all.
And I was confined to them. I also have been tortured in the machine to them.

And they are repeat violent crime. Japanese police have become their slaves.

They are killing Jews and Illuminati members and Masonic members.
They also are allowed to arrest the Jews and Illuminati members and Masonic members.
They are to blame me.

They are looking for ways to kill me.
My brain and my machine is connected. I have stolen it. They're looking at my brain.
They are and try to remove the machine and my brain. And I'm trying to connect to other people.
And I'm trying to kill me.
I want you to tell the Pentagon that this.

They are pretending to be me. I want you to care for them.
There are fake Benjamin Fulford. You take care him.

I want to exile abroad.
I'm on the run from them. I do not have any money. Please donate to me.
Rakuten-bank 209 2142828 シカナイ マサアキ

I want you to tell the Rothschild and Israel this thing.
British Royal Family, David Rockefeller Sr., President Obama, Adolfo Nicolás Pachón, Hollywood.

275 Post deleted.

276 Name: Secret Admirer : 2013-07-11 18:17 ID:35LOn5Qq

Hello everyone in the United States
I have come to the propaganda of the yukata from Japan

Airport sales No1!!
Pattern of high quality and traditional
Children and parents, to themselves
Made in Japan of the relief of course

http://www.midoriinter.com/

277 Name: Secret Admirer : 2014-10-06 19:00 ID:J8VT3c+4

I think it was all just a hoax started by greedy TV producers

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