new densha otoko (277)

1 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 12:43 ID:KA2WnSRe This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

2 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-02-01 12:47 ID:Heaven

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess.

3 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 13:43 ID:fDulw8nK

I've drugged and gagged her. She is sitting alongside my Real Dolls. What do I do now?

4 Name: TEENAGER : 2007-02-01 15:12 ID:Heaven

>>3
hi fart man 2

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 16:09 ID:ryKiQbKc

just show her all episodes of Densha, then ask if she thought it was beautiful. Since you both like the movie, you now have a common ground to fall back on. romance ensues. keep us posted.

guitar otoko.... outto!!!

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-01 18:49 ID:Heaven

spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess and then she leaves you for a real man

fixed

7 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 21:47 ID:KA2WnSRe

why are all you guys so nice :'( :'( :'( :'(???? you're my pride.....

8 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 06:51 ID:Heaven

>>4
No, really! She's in between Rie and Eva. I am thinking of dressing her up as "black Chi".

By the way, in no way am I faking this story so I can evoke some sympathy for my morbidly lonely life. I just want someone to hug :'(

9 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-02 16:27 ID:/A94pfpy

hug

10 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 22:06 ID:bu/16MAy

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

11 Name: Densha : 2007-02-02 22:06 ID:bu/16MAy

huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(

12 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 00:03 ID:/A94pfpy

>_>

OK, you lose.

13 Name: pen : 2007-02-03 01:34 ID:tKJvzAvR

i am crapping on this fail.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 02:53 ID:Heaven

I am saging on this thread

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 04:11 ID:Heaven

>>12
I am failing this tripcode post.

16 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 10:41 ID:/A94pfpy

This thread makes emo's cut themselves, such is the failure

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 11:29 ID:Heaven

>>16
On the contrary, emos cutting themselves is win.

18 Name: Anonym~!u2azanJkqA : 2007-02-03 21:03 ID:/A94pfpy

I see. Then how can this failure be described?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-03 23:36 ID:Heaven

by saging this thread

sage

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 00:28 ID:Heaven

>>18
By you continually bumping it.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 06:33 ID:Heaven

sage

22 Name: densha : 2007-02-04 10:24 ID:bu/16MAy

and OMFG! my hands are trembling...but i've dialled the cell number..and i got to talk to the answering machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-04 12:05 ID:Heaven

>>22
Please go away, noone likes you.

24 Name: densha : 2007-02-04 22:53 ID:wmglPHBR

oh :O ????? it's not time to move to couples' thread yet...

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 01:26 ID:wmglPHBR

LMAO

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 04:21 ID:Heaven

gtfo troll

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-02-05 05:24 ID:wmglPHBR

PMSFL

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