I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.
spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess.
I've drugged and gagged her. She is sitting alongside my Real Dolls. What do I do now?
just show her all episodes of Densha, then ask if she thought it was beautiful. Since you both like the movie, you now have a common ground to fall back on. romance ensues. keep us posted.
guitar otoko.... outto!!!
spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess and then she leaves you for a real man
fixed
why are all you guys so nice :'( :'( :'( :'(???? you're my pride.....
>>4
No, really! She's in between Rie and Eva. I am thinking of dressing her up as "black Chi".
By the way, in no way am I faking this story so I can evoke some sympathy for my morbidly lonely life. I just want someone to hug :'(
hug
huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(
huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(
>_>
OK, you lose.
i am crapping on this fail.
I am saging on this thread
>>12
I am failing this tripcode post.
This thread makes emo's cut themselves, such is the failure
>>16
On the contrary, emos cutting themselves is win.
I see. Then how can this failure be described?
by saging this thread
sage
>>18
By you continually bumping it.
sage
and OMFG! my hands are trembling...but i've dialled the cell number..and i got to talk to the answering machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
>>22
Please go away, noone likes you.
oh :O ????? it's not time to move to couples' thread yet...
LMAO
gtfo troll
PMSFL