Sadly, anons, I went the way most do. I started joking about it in order to half-amuse half-intimidate people(which I'm surprised worked for either when you hear "give me your fucking earlobes!"), and then I found myself actually finding them sexually arousing. Touching them, licking them, even having them brush against my face. How the fuck would you explain an ear fetish to a romantic/sexual partner?

That's a new one, but I have a collarbone fetish, I can't call anything weird at this point. Every part of a cute girl is cute to me. To the last drop of blood.

Not sure why you'd want to explain anything, just keep each other alive. Listen to my advice, I clearly didn't ruin my own life yet.

Well at leat you dont have the thicc glass fetish

I can only imagine how you feel about ASMR