Uwe Boll really is going to fight his critics (8)

1 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-29 03:32 ID:dfw2z02h

When I first heard of this I thought it would turn out to be a hoax or he'd give some excuse to chicken out, but I guess I was wrong.
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/latu076.html

>Four matches are currently scheduled for September 23 and one match planned earlier in Spain for a total of five opponents. Boll is ready to take on even more people willing to fight, and his challenge remains on the table.
>There are some critics who chickened out and didn't follow through with their challenges. The following 5 challengers have been picked by our selection committee to represent some of Uwe Boll's harshest critics. These particular challengers are prepared to box Dr. Boll on September 23rd, 2006, in Vancouver, where they will finally get the opportunity to try to inflict some pain on the man they claim has done it to them for years.
>Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka from Lee's Summit, Missouri, Webmaster /CEO for Something Awful, Jeff Sneider from Los Angeles, California, Journalist for Ain't It Cool News, Chris Alexander from Toronto, Ontario, Journalist / Radio Announcer for Rue Morgue, Nelson Chance Minter from Fredrick, Maryland, Website Critic.

Nerds get a chance to take out their ire on a person who ruined their childhood memories. Uwe Boll's a pretty beefy guy, so I can see some of them getting beat up thanks to sheer weight difference. I have to wonder if Lowtax is going to pull something completely ridiculous for the event.

2 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-29 10:55 ID:f8cKEHsi

> I have to wonder if Lowtax is going to pull something completely ridiculous for the event.

I so hope he is.

3 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-09 20:23 ID:ZvzfXfyE

if Lowtax is participating in this, he's definitely going to do something ridiculous

4 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-09 20:34 ID:i5+bGynw

So, is this going to be televised somewhere, or probably streadmed on the net?

Also, someone will be happy after this fight. Either the SA goons because lowtax beat boll up, or a ton of guys from other forums, because lowtax got beaten up.

5 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-10 00:11 ID:dfw2z02h

He won his first fight, against some no name critic. He's pretty fit. Lowtax will be part of the main event on the 23rd. The challengers are going to have to do some serious training if they want to do more than a joke appearance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpgSNH0Y-A

6 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-11 12:29 ID:HMlzLPrk

Lowtax should just appear naked, you know, come in wearing this bathrobe type thing boxers sometimes wear and nothing else. He could then throw it away with one swift motion and beat Boll up while he's to shocked to move.

7 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-17 06:47 ID:gZqoBaVS

Listen to the PC Gamer podcasts for updates ~desu

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