name of movie: TenTen
country: Japan
why you couldn't finish it: It was 30 mins of watching 2 dudes walk down the street. I couldn't handle anymore. What the fuck :{
Superbad
America
Are kids really like this? I'm only 22 so I can't be so out of touch that I find this so utterly vulgar.
I always sit a movie out, no matter how bad. Stuff like >>2 might be too much for me though.
Movie: American Gangster
Country: America
Reason: I fucking fell asleep. It didn't keep my interested at all.
A Frozen Flower
Korea
It's like watching boring soft core porn in ancient korea. It got old fast.
Hostel
... oh man, I got halfway through it just because I wanted to see a movie that was being called 'scary'. It just made me sick, nearly tossed on my carpet and made me never want to go to Europe..
GI Joe
America
Cliches galore, bad acting, horrible lines and weak story
> It was 30 mins of watching 2 dudes walk down the street.
You got me interested in this one, sounds neat.
blue velvet.
Honestly it was just so fucking boring.
And this coming from someone who watched all of Sans Soleil.
>>6
Please come here. We can use some fresh meat :3
>>1
I thought Adrift in Tokyo was a really good movie.
You probably don't like slow paced movies.
I never finished watching The Deer Hunter, I stopped watching it when they started their hunt after the wedding. It was just taking too long to develop the plot and I got bored.
name of movie: Pink Panther
country: Canada
why you couldn't finish it: It was... some of the worst jokes I'd ever seen. Not like distasteful, but just not funny. Marten just was not funny at all. It was too embarrasing to watch. Once they did that joke about the globe falling down the stairs, I just stut it off.
Eraserhead.
name of movie: Machine Girl
country: Japan
why you couldn't finish it: My sister walked in and went ape shit. Started calling me a weeboo and said that I'm pathetic and that I'm an anti-social psychopath. Then she told my mom! Mom yelled at me and told me to stop watching violent stuff and made me delete it. She told my dad and he decided to tell me about a crazy Asian chick he dated in the past. :(
A film called The Graveyard (2006) totally sucked it look like a zombie film, but around ghost or some thing shit like that turn it off after 20 mins.
>>2
I'm 18 and I share your sentiment. Movies like Superbad, The Hangover, American Pie, Scary Movie and all those other "teen" comedies disgust me for the same reason.
Thankfully, kids don't act like that, they just watch these kinds of movies and wish they could be like Stifler or McLovin' or whoever.
It also goes without saying that, yes, I started most of these movies because friends assured me they were funny. They're lucky to last half an hour before I get bored and go watch a movie I enjoy instead.
Avatar, Twilight, anything that is popular among the social masses.
You must have been a loser in highschool. When I was in highschool all I cared about was getting stoned with my friends and banging chicks, and I can think of 5000000000000000000000 other people who were the same.
THC and syphilis must have since destroyed your already fragile mind because that's exponentially more people than have ever been alive on this little planet.
Have you considered tying up your sister and stuffing her in a closet? She'd be naked of course. And then 4chan the pics if she doesn't become your slave?
Hardware
It was supposed to be some sleeper classic cyberpunk movie. The first ten minutes was awesome. Think "Fallout: the Movie". Buildings cobbled together from refuse, arid wastelands scoured by scavengers, and retro future tech. Twice I've lost interest when the scenes start taking place in some swanky penthouse, that, from what I've been told, is the set for the majority of the movie. Darn.
Neoplian Dynamite
Reason: By brain decided that it couldn't deal with any more lame jokes and deadpan humor... I fell asleep 30 min in
>>23
Bah, I was hoping to watch that one. Mind you, post-apocalyptic visuals have little to do with cyberpunk
Funky Forest is fucking stupid. Its only redeeming value are the special effects. But even that isn't enough to save it from being a shitty movie.
Nosferatu. (The old silent film one.)
Found it just plain too boring.
Dr. Strangelove
Don't get me wrong I love Kubrick and a little subtle comedy here and there
But it was just so dull
Brokeback Mountain
It is sooooo friggin boring
Funky Forest was amusing, if you don't watch it as a movie, but for the shear oddity of the scenes. Theres ultimately no flow to the movie, and no real story to it either. I think it would be better if you just watch the scenes.
the expendables
Hellboy. It was just just too silly for me and I don't understand why all the critics liked it. Maybe it picks up in the third act, but from my experience it reminds me of the later Green Lantern movie (which was rightfully panned).
Any Lord of the Rings film.
I just keep falling asleep.
The Godfather
I used to be ashamed of this fact, but I know I'm not alone in this.
Zoolander.
I watched this for 50 minutes and in those 50 minutes I didn't laugh at all. Why do people say this movie is funny?
Single man.
This movie was completely shit.
The Matrix. Everyone was so hyped back then. Then I watched it and it was so... shallow and predictable, it had a lame story and a lame storytelling. It was made for shallow cgi lovers.
2001
I guess seeing so many parodies and references of the opening scene killed my first viewing, because I've fallen asleep watching it so many times
St. Vincent. Didn't last 5 minutes.
Alone in the Dark. Got 20 minutes in and that was an effort
>>40
I've watched it all the way thru a couple of times and I still don't like it.
Brüno.