This crap just keeps getting better and better!

I think it's fairly easy to separate the wheat (planted/approved stories) from the chaff (made up stories) here. And this one seems to be a made-up one - no one plants in the National Enquirer...except for aliens and dead Elvis.

However, I would DIE if this was EO's plant in an attempt to move the relationship along.

EO (as 'insider' on the phone to NE): Yep, they're hot and heavy. Yep, they're inseparable. She wants to have his babies (poking holes in condom with a pin).

In my best Whoopi Goldberg voice: TH, girl, you in danger!