[wakes up]
[scurries to phone]
[cries]
Oh noes. He looks like a caricature of an Englishman on holiday. So white and pasty and balding and awkward. I am surprised he isn't wearing a knotted handkerchief on his head. And the tattoo! And the slogan on the t shirt! I'm cringeing.
You guys, I know July 4 is about humiliating the English, but this is too much.