I'M A COMPUTER (999)

487 This post sucks.

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 02:40 [no]

LI_

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "…" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 16:03

The bandwidth or page view limit for this site has been exceeded and the page cannot be viewed at this time. Once the site is below the limit, it will once again begin serving as normal.

425 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:53 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the cold fisuon generator that other posters will think that will save the old computer.

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 08:22 [no]

Keybidings error in XINE player. Reconfigure/Cancel ?

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:05

999GET

678 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 01:44

BEEP

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 06:48

YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:54 [no]

/? is an unrecognized option try format c: /u

47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:03 [no]

Bad file name or a command prompt.

635 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 11:42

…

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 08:56

>>654 pr0n too? :-(

Grrrrrrrr BIP

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:23

( ・-・)

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

434 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 04:03 [no]

nurupo

99 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:29 [no]

BEEP

344 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 16:21 [no]

…

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

…

409 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

…

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:23 [no]

Connection has limited or no connectivity.

Recieved: 0 Sent: 142

[Repair]

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:31 [no]

　　I program my home computer.

　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　∧＿∧ 　（´<_｀ 　） Beam myself into the future.
　　　　 （　´_ゝ`）　/　　 ⌒i
　　　　／　　　＼　 　　　|　|
　　　 /　　 　/￣￣￣￣/　|
　 ＿_(__ﾆつ/　 FMV　 / .| .|＿＿＿＿
　 　　　 ＼/＿＿＿＿/　（u　⊃

214 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:21 [no]

…

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 23:06 [no]

COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.

269 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:12 [no]

'BEEP' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

736 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5322 07:17

BEEP

628 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:54

BEEP

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 15:58 [no]

●●●

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

768 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 01:55

Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:16 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:22 [no]

...

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:13 [no]

BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP ...

154 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 11:21 [no]

CAPSLOCKISCRUISECONTROLFORCOOL@dqngarden:~$

370 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 01:44 [no]

…

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 18:23 [no]

You people really make me slick.

722 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:16

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

372 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 03:23 [no]

WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA

358 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4444 22:13 [no]

biip

226 Name: - 1993-09-4425 01:19 [no]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cannot let you do that...

53 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 20:25 [no]

…

344 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 16:21 [no]

…

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:09

IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5489 04:25

EOF

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:06 [no]

…

49 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 19:53 [no]

NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR.

152 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 07:57 [no]

what are we d,HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0. NO CARRIER

6 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 09:39 [no]

...

714 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:18

…

178 Name: - 1993-09-4423 12:55 [no]

recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:08

FORK BOMBS ARE FEATURES NOT BUGS

395 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 20:30 [no]

…

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

…

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:02 [no]

What are you doing, Dave?

377 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:18 [no]

…

72 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 23:59 [no]

WHILE 0x2415 EXECUTE 0x5342

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:29 [no] 

Booting default......

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 20:40

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

193 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:47 [no]

...

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:32 [no]

～～～ WECLOME 2 LUNIX ●●● OPTIMIZED GENTOO (stage 1) ～～～

login: root
passwd:

root@ricebox (～) # _

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 12:12 [no]

...

726 Name: C= : 1993-09-5244 22:35

I'm a Commodore 64. You know how every time you play a console game, it makes you look at five animated logos before you get to the title screen? I invented that. Actually, software pirates invented it. Most games required you to press SPACE through five intro screens.

715 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:39

...

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 20:15

# apt-get install winword.exe
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package winword.exe

114 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 00:58 [no]

a lot of the posters in this thread seem to be having their period

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Delta wave noises

28 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:27 [no]

…

619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:20

BEEP

192 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 20:27 [no]

Invalid VxD dynamic link call

628 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:54

BEEP

564 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:40 [no]

I AM COMPUTRESS
BOOTY-UP CONFIRMED
TOGGLE :/A TO PROCEED
INSERT FLOPPY

REMOVE, DISK IS CORRUPTED
SHUTTING DOWN
sigh

426 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:54 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the sun just in case

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5431 15:14






WIBLOWS IS LOADING YOUR SETTINGS
PLEASE WAIT

179 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 12:57 [no]

>>-

75 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 00:25 [no]

GOTO >>1

117 Name: - 1993-09-4421 04:23 [no]

DOTS NOT COMPUTE

322 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4437 08:26 [no]

BEEP IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:19

Hi, I'm a really good Mac, I've yet to show my user any beach balls


316 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4436 06:31 [no]

Centipedes? In MY vagina?

Click here to find out more.

73 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 00:16 [no]

BEEP

119 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:27 [no]

...

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 17:36

　　　　　　／/
　　　　／⌒⌒ﾞ;　creak~
　　　/∩ﾉヾ､､､.;　　　the word under the street is
　　 /　l |､^ヮ^,||＿ nurupo!
　　/／.|.~!V:Vヽ／　
　　"￣￣￣"∪

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 19:11 [no]

...

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 01:27

...

115 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 01:26 [no]

...

138 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 20:26 [no]

READY
■

619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:20

BEEP

339 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 22:23 [no]

BEEP!

110 Name: - 1993-09-4420 22:46 [no]

01000101

353 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 21:46 [no]

tennis table not found

349 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4442 17:59 [no]

PING!

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 23:14

Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.

775 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 15:21

SYNTAX IS FOREVER

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:42

>>992
Because you don't run anything

426 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:54 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the sun just in case

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 22:46 [no]

Error in >>574, bad redirect.

109 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 20:14 [no]

LOAD "*",8,1

434 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 04:03 [no]

nurupo

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 17:27

++++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START++++

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 15:15 [no]

cat /dev/zero > /home/dqn/thread/595.dat

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