I'M A COMPUTER (999)

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:52 [no]

CLICK

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:41 [no]

BEEP BEEP PLEASE INSERT COCK TO FLOPPY DRIVE

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 23:06 [no]

COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.

185 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:17 [no]

nullpo

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:44 [no]

I love my computer, you're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.

BEEP!

81 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 02:30 [no]

...

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

...

693 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:20

BEEP

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:07 [no]

...

717 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 12:09

...

435 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 09:46 [no]

Operating System not Operating

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:18 [no]

Starting MaidOS...

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:30 [no]

BEEP

246 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 14:28 [no]

BEEP

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 07:23

SIGSEGV
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT
SEGFAULT

363 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 17:37 [no]

<computer say#@>:- give me pr0n or die

<#@>:- Command Help

<computer say#@>:- nothig can help you ... Muahahahahahahaha

<#@>:- Help (enter)

<computer say#@>:- give me my pr0n

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 02:59 [no]

BEEP

441 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:35 [no]

c

108 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:53 [no]

...

364 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4445 21:33 [no]

...

777 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 19:50

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:28

panda.exe

280 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 20:00 [no]

c

114 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 00:58 [no]

a lot of the posters in this thread seem to be having their period

86 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 07:15 [no]

c

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:53 [no]

The directory "/" was not found on this server.

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:16 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:08 [no]

...

148 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 23:29 [no]

c

212 Name: 1993-09-4424 08:33 [no]

c

742 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 02:06

C:\> debug < c:\lovely.txt

asdasd
kjashdkjhasdkjhasdkjhasd^C^C^C
^C
^C
CURRENT DRIVE IS NO LONGER VALID> uh oh..._

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

...

719 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 07:41

BEEP

160 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4422 18:14 [no]

OUT OF MEMORY

122 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:54 [no]

BEEP

399 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 05:35 [no]

c

766 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 12:21

...

342 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4441 03:11 [no]

Protected mode unavailable.

392 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4447 16:29 [no]

c

202 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:12 [no]

...

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:02

BEEP

BOOP

BOOB

(LEƒΦE)‚Β(E(EKneading boobs

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:13 [no]

BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP ...

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

436 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 13:01 [no]

c

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:06 [no]

c

305 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 03:41 [no]

[Click here to begin]
@@@@@@↖

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 23:42 [no]

PRES BUTAN

414 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:35 [no]

c

356 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4443 15:02 [no]

This post has been brought to you by the letters B, E and P and the numbers 0 and 1.

337 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4438 22:23 [no]

...

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:08 [no]

...

67 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 23:06 [no]

COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.

300 This post sucks.

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:01 [no]

BEEP

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 00:10

CP was here, Granny Smith is a fag.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

...

780 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5340 02:26

@@@@ @QlllllllllllllllQ
@ @ @ @ „@@OH NOES! HE DID 1/0 !@@@@@@@ƒ
@@@@ @ P^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^‚x^P
@@ ΏQQQΏ @@@@@@@@@@@@ ΏQQQ_Ώ
@@ | ƒm @@ @u R @@@@@@@@@@@/ u @ @ u „€| @ΏQQQ_Ώ
@@/ # œ@@@œ |@ @@@@@@@@@| œ@@@œ # .R/ @u@@@ „€|
@ |@u @@( œ_)@ ƒ~ @ @@@@@@ œc @ (œ_ )@u@ |œ@@@œ # R
@œc€@@@|Ύ|@@€M_@@@@@ @ ^ @ @ |Ύ| @@ œc@ (_œ_)@u @ |
/@QQ@ Rƒm@/L>@ )@@@ @ @i@ ‚­@@ R Ι @ ^ u @ |Ύ|@@@@ƒ~
(QQQj@@@/@(_^@@@@@@@ __ )@@@@ @i @‚­ @ R Ɂ@@@@@R

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:18

BEEP BOOPO

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:17 [no]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

690 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 03:01

READ : I AM A FUCKTARD

382 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 14:24 [no]

ELIZA: Hello. Please state your problem.

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:40 [no]

>help /?

'?' is not recognized.

Syntax:
HELP [command]
@@command - displays help information on that command.

306 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 11:37 [no]

c

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 23:17 [no]

> help computer

This command is not supported by the help utility. Try "x /?".

685 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:16

BEEP

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:06 [no]

...

310 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4435 14:01 [no]

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:38

Haiku

430 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:32 [no]

BEEP

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 22:55 [no]

INTERNAL DRIVE SKIDDING; REMOVE BANANA FROM df0:

376 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4446 13:17 [no]

c

129 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 18:45 [no]

...

103 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4420 18:37 [no]

...

742 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5325 02:06

C:\> debug < c:\lovely.txt

asdasd
kjashdkjhasdkjhasdkjhasd^C^C^C
^C
^C
CURRENT DRIVE IS NO LONGER VALID> uh oh..._

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59

204 NO CONTENT

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:39

i tuch ur butt

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59

204 NO CONTENT

20 Name: SPEAKERPHONE COMPUTER 1993-09-4419 12:18 [no]

THE ONLY THING I'M GENERATING IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SYNTAX ERROR OF ALL TIME

307 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4433 11:59 [no]

c

64 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 21:59 [no]

BEEP

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 23:06 [no]

...

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 01:15 [no]

BEEP Haiku
By ...

  BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

  BEEP ... BEEP ... BEEP

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38

>>801
YAOI GET

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:14

01001001001000000110100001100001011110000110010101100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

670 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4696 19:45

...Beep?

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 22:03 [no]

...

110 Name: - 1993-09-4420 22:46 [no]

01000101

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:35

Windows has closed (Because it was getting cold in my room)
Linux is dead (Because of the penguin hunting)
Apple has been eaten (Because I was hungry)

Is there any OS left?

313 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4435 19:19 [no]

shutdown -h now

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 18:24

DVD KILL

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

623 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 05:25

DATA ERROR: CYCLE REDUNDANCY CHECK

203 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:23 [no]

...

771 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 00:11

error 404...BEEP BOOP

146 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 21:47 [no]

c

731 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5246 03:27

I'm a turing device!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:44

DEPLOY CARD COOLING
OFFLOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
REINSTALL
RELOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
OK.

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