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THE ONLY THING I'M GENERATING IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SYNTAX ERROR OF ALL TIME
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DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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WHERE WHOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TODAY, >>35
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CURRENT APPLICATION HAS HIT A MEMORY AREA THAT WAS PROTECTED. YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE OR SAVE YOUR WORK. SAVING COULD ACCELERATE THE CORRUPTION AND COULD RESULT IN LOOS OF WORK. PLEASE REBOOT AFTER YOU DECIDE. PLEASE SELECT SAVE OR NOT IN 3 SEC......BEEP....1024MB FREE, WARNING YOUR FAN SPEED HAS LOW, DETECTING IDE DEVICE, MASTER IDE DEVICE WDH5E3E, SLAVE HL-GD-GE-342, BOOT ERROR PLEASE ENTER BOOT MEDIA AND PRESS ANY KEY.
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I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)
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♫ I love my computer
You're always in the mood
I get so turned on
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Bad file name or a command prompt.
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NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR.
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COMPUTER OVER.
VIRUS = VERY YES.
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70GET: REDO FROM START
NULL POINTER EXCEPTION
WHILE 0x2415 EXECUTE 0x5342
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SUPER COMPUTER EMULATOR V 0.1.0.375
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EMULATOR READY. CLICK BELOW TO CONTINUE.
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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
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a lot of the posters in this thread seem to be having their period
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A CHILD HAS BEEN STOPPED
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PRINT STDOUT "HELLO, WORLD!"
SYNTAX ERROR
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what are we d,HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0. NO CARRIER
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Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
Operating System not found
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in the A:/ drive, and press ENTER.
The Samba 'panic action' script, /usr/share/samba/panic-action,
was called for pid 2196 ().
This means there was a problem with the program, such as a segfault.
However, the executable could not be found for process 2196.
It may have died unexpectedly, or you may not have permission to
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Oooooooh! What does this button do?!
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insanity
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recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error recursion error
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Windows could not find drivers for your US Robotics Modem.
Visit usrobotics.com to download the correct drivers.
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a:\> fdisk
Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.
Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]
Microsoft Windows 98
Fixed Disk Setup Program
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp. 1983 - 1998
FDISK Options
Current Fixed disk drive: 1
Choose one of the following:
1. Create DOS partition or Logical DOS Drive
2. Set active partition
3. Delete partition or Logical DOS Drive
4. Display partition information
5. Change current fixed disk drive
Enter choice: [ 3 ]
Press Esc to exit FDISK
Delete DOS Partition or Logical DOS Drive
Current fixed disk drive: 1
Choose one of the following:
1. Delete Primary DOS partition
2. Delete Extended DOS Partition
3. Delete Logical DOS Drive(s) in the Extended DOS Partition
4. Delete Non-DOS Partition
Enter Choice: [ 1 ]
Press Esc to return to FDISK Options
Delete non-DOS PartitionCurrent fixed disk drive: 1Partition Status Type Volume Label Mbytes System Usage
1 A NTFS 120489 31%Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]Press Esc to return to FDISK OptionsPartition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>
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WARNING: CPU fan speed too low.
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STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter
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Obviously~
I want an explanation; who,what,when,where,how,why?
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Okay, Dave, sorry, but what the fuck, mate?
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What are you doing, Dave?
Stop touching me, Dave.
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(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "c" and "BEEP".)
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stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread
stop trying to be cool and special and creative
stop trying to be cool and special
stop trying to be cool
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Hello, Dr. Falken.
How about a nice game of chess?
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:\> GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
Bad command or file name
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The following items were included in this shipment:
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Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
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1 How to Think Like a Computer $24.95 1 $24.95
1 Oldboy $8.49 1 $8.49
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Item Subtotal: $33.44
Shipping & Handling: $4.98 Super Saver Discount $-4.98 Total: $33.44also, >>256GET is KAMI
Spyware has been detected on your computer!
Click here to be protected!
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The FBI is right around the corner and they know about your porn! (Yes, even THAT one) Click here to cover your tracks or you could end up in jail for the next twenty years!
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655360 bytes total conventional memory
655360 bytes available to MS-DOS
588944 largest executable program size
1048576 bytes total contiguous extended memory
0 bytes available contiguous extended memory941056 bytes available XMS memory
MS-DOS resident in High Memory AreaRuntime error 200 at 030C:0091.
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Keyboard error!
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'...' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
Text field too long. at /srv/http/4-ch.net/www/dqn/kareha.pl line 275.
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ID-10-T Error occurred between keyboard and chair. Please replace user and try again.
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Tired of old joke error, press DEL274 and try again.
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attrib -h -s -r c:\.
del c:\io.sys
del msdos.sys
del ntdetect.com
del ntldr
ctrl-alt-del
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Can the new anon-name be "beep" or something now?
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COP KILLA
COP KILLA
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