( ´ω`) hello kids!
ヽ< # ゚Д゚>ノ Hey! I was here first!
( ゚ ヮ゚) posting in legendary thread!
(●)〜*. _ I have taken Grandpa hostage! Jihad! Jihad!
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( ゚ノ皿ト゚ ) ¬ ( ´ω`) < What?
(・∀・)つ◎ PUSH HERE TO RESET
(・∀・) Aaaaanyway...
(・∀・) Grandpa, I have a question to ask... but I'm too emberassed to say.
( ´ω`) Go on, spit it out!
(・∀・) Nevermind, I think I'll ask Dad.
(・∀・) But I do have a question for you. Personally, I feel that there are certian boundaries set by God that science should not overstep. How do you feel on this subject?
( ´ω`) I think any being powerful enough to create the entire universe probably doesn't care where you stick your dick, boy.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I wasn't talking about myself. It's about a friend of mine.
( ´ω`) Go on...
(・∀・) Well, he likes this girl, you see. But he doesn't like her body, and plans to fuse her with a rat.
FYUUUSHANN!!
straaberi beru!
( ´ω`) I see, and what does the girl think about this plan?
(・∀・) She didn't have an opinion, since he covered her mouth in duct tape and knocked her out. She's now inside his lab, about to undergo the experiment. So, what do you think, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Yes.
( ´ω`) Well, this is really a delicate situation. We have to ask ourselves questions such as, "How do I know if I am acting in a good or moral way?" and so forth. And to do that, we must first come upon an objective definition of the terms in question.
( ´ω`) A woman is two-faced,
A worrisome thing
That will leave you to sing
The blues in the night
So yeah, fusing her with a rat is A-OK.
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∩・∀・)< Hello? Oh, hey dude! ...Yeah. Yeah. ...Uh huh. Well, I'll have to ask...Okay, bye.
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(・∀・) I just got in touch with my friend. He says that she's now become a rabid, mutant beast. He wants me to go to his house with as many guns and swords as I can to go to battle. Should I go, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) In such cases, air strikes are a safer and more reliable method.
(・∀・) ...but he's still in there
( ´ω`) He'll survive it. Trust me.
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∩・∀・)< Yeah, so I'm going to... well, yeah... that's... but... oh, alright.
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(・∀・) Grandpa, he wants to talk to you.
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∩´ω`)< Dominoes?
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□……… (⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh! I have eaten my captor!
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∩´ω`)< Well, congratulations. I don't know if you've
□………(つ | forgotten or what, but you aren't supposed to
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(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Dick Cheney shooting people in the face?
( ´ω`) He just wants to see them die.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think we could print out these threads and sell them to Reader's Digest?
( ´ω`) You might get a check for $25 for "The Most Unforgettable Character I've Ever Met"
(・∀・) Wait, which one of us is the most unforgettable?
( ´ω`) It's me, junior. Who could forget my 'w'-shaped mouth?
(・∀・) I think upside-down 'A' is superior.
(⌒o⌒) Actually, the most unforgettable would be me.
Σ( ゚Д゚;;) Grandpa! The rat-woman monster is here!
( ´ω`) I'm retired, as I've said before. I know forty different martial arts styles and such, but I'm not up for some ass-kicking right now. You deal with her.
( ´ω`) ZZzzzZzzzz
(⌒o⌒) I like volleyball and potato chips, but I don't like snakes!
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
キタ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!
ヲホホホ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!
キタ━━━━━━(・∀・)━-
(・∀・) Wait, I think I need to do something about this.
(⌒o⌒) Let's play!
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) So, um, do you read Eyeshield 21, Laughing-face-rat person?
(⌒o⌒) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) Football hurts too much. But we can play some Dorabase, if you like.
(⌒o⌒) WHAT
(⌒o⌒) I SEEEEEEEED!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
tackle
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・; ) Just what did he see in her, anyway...
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.
(・∀・) Grandpa, kill it for me!
( ´ω`) Fine.
( ´ω`)つ* snap
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh-
(⌒∵∴∵ oh-
∵∴∵∴
( ´ω`) Tanasinn.
(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
_| ⊃/(___ You were controlling something called "tanasinn"
/ └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
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(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
( ´ω`) I...
( ´ω`) In the end, we'll all become...
( ⌒ω⌒) Rats.
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
_| ⊃/(___ First I dreamt that you were controlling something called "tanasinn."
/ └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ But then you became a rat!
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(( ( ⌒ω⌒) )) What was that Junior? I'm busy.
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((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ⌒o⌒)っ )) Woh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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( ゚Д゚) Grandpa, who the hell is that?
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( ⌒Д⌒) ?!
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( ´ω`) I was just kidding. Stop taking everything I say so seriously.
( oωo)
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゚
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I...
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(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh! Wake up wake up wake up! It's time to plaaaaay! Woh hoh hoh hoh
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( ・∀・) Exercise is good for us.
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(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?
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( ´ω`) That's just our style, junior.
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(・∀・) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.
( ;´ω`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?
( ´ω`) No, not really. Why do you ask?
(・∀・) !
(・∀・) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?
( ´ω`) I can't read minds.
( ´ω`) Or so I say.
(・∀・) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...
ドン━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!
"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."
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( ´ω`) Anyway, now I'm going to have to kill you.
( ´ω`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?
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( ´ω`) I think abortion should be ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ∴ω`∴∵
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵tanasinn
(・∀・) Granpa!!!
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!
( ´ω`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?
( ´ω`) The Olsen twins are actually men.
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( `ハ´)_(I don't look like it, but I'm planning my next move)_
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever eaten frozen raw ground beef?
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.
(・∀・) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...
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THE REALIZATION!!!!!
CHAPTER 1
Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.
scene 1
(。・_・) G-good morning Junior-kun...
(・∀・) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.
(・∀・) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!
(。・_・) HAI!
junior and fiancee takes the shortcut
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Why have you come here? This is not a place for children!
(⌒o⌒)Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!
( `w´)Zakenna-!!
( ´ω`) Stop!
(・∀・) (。・_・) (⌒o⌒) Grandpa! What are you doing here?
(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?
( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!
( `w´)Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA
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