( LΦ`) hello kids!
i@LΦ`j Being old means being able to be proud over silly things like younger people than you achieving bogus achievements.
(EΝE) o O (Grandpa at the start of the thread = ( LΦ`))
(EΝE) o O (Grandpa now = i@LΦ`j)
(;EΝE) o O (Grandpa at time of 1000GET = i@@@@@@@@@@LΦ`j)
i@@@@@@@@@@LΦ`@@@@@@@@@@j I never told you I can strech my body like putty?
(EΝE) That joke just sucked grandpa.
i@LΦ`jDid I ever tell you the one about the bear and the rabbit?
(EΝE) Isn't that the one where the rabbit impregnated the bear, then, 2 months later, ate the bear and used the embryos to play baseball with?
i@LΦ`jThat's a new one to me. Let's hear it!
(EΝE)
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(EΝE) Grandpa, were you a Cavalier, Roundhead, or a Clubman during the English Civil War?
i@LΦ`j I was a Mexican.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is there any advice you can offer me regarding grooming habits?
i@LΦ`j Junior, the most fundamental thing you can always do: wash your penis.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why did the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
i@LΦ`jJunior, what the fuck are you talking about?
(EAE) We are the Alpha and the Omega.
(MΚL) The beginning and the end.
(@LΦ`) The first and the last.
iLΦ`j So now cultists are living in my basement too?
(MΚL) We mean no harm.
(MΚL) We only wish to be allowed to worship the great Tanasinn.
(MΚL) We have some pamphlets, if you want...
iLΦ`jJunior, get rid of them. NOW!
(EΝE) Aww, don't be like that. Here, I'll introduce you.
(EΝE) This is... ah... uhm...
(MΚL) We are 'Mu' -mu.
(MΚL) Praise be to Tanasinn -mu.
(EΝE) wtf.
(ᵔᴗᵔ) əʞzxs/ɯoɔ·լɹnʎuᴉʇ//:dʇʇɥ
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ζζζζ
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(-Ν-) I AM SPARTACUS!!!!
( ί ί) Gwandpapy! Gwandpapy! I made a poo-poo!
iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?
iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?
iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?
iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me?
(EΝE) Sing me a song, Grandpa.
iLΦ` j So did I. Can you reach over and grab that box of Depends off the counter for me? *τ*
(KΝB)@Poasting in a legendary thread.
i LΦ`jkids
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i LΦ`j Good Jr, you look kinda cool
Meanwhile in North Korea....
i=< MΝL) I must fit in with the locals.
i=< MΝL) How about that Starcraft, huh? Pretty great game!
i LΦ`j Junior, I thought I specifically told you not to go snooping around the lower left drawer box in my bedroom.
(KΝB) Sorry grandpa, but I couldn't resist trying heroin for at lesast once in my lifetime...wow, is that pink Yukorin over there?!
i LΦ`j It's a clock...
(EΝE) .....Grandpa, who is that guy?
( ί ί) I like -
( ί -ί) oh wait. wrong thread.
( ί -ί) ........
i LΦ`j Please state your insults in the form of a question.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you smell like mothballs and farts?
i LΦ`j Junior, at least I don't smell like piss like you you do.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you ever going to pull grandma's used tampons out of your nostrils?
i LΦ`j Yes, it will be passed down to you and generations to come.
i LΦ`jWhy does that young girl keep coming in to my house?
(EΝE) Hey grandpa, did my classmate drop by yet?
(EΝE) I don't know if she'll remember that she's supposed to, she's a bit ditzy.
i LΦ`jYou know I'm just going to have my way with her.
( ί ί) I like having my way with girls 12- and 22+!
(ί- ί ) .....
i LΦ`j Junior, what did I tell you about bringing lesbians to the house?
(EΝE) Always have the camcorder ready?
i LΦ`j That too, but... also always bring two of them.
(EΝE) Grandpa, they only sell them in six packs!
i LΦ`j Lesbians?
(EΝE) Camcorders.
(ί Ν o) Grandpa, I've been playing Disgaea lately. I have a Divine Majin at like, level 9999, with the Yoshitsuna and has two maxed out Gladiators and stuff!!!
i LΦ`jSuch an honor; surely you will be the most repected of guests at the garden party!
(EΝE) Why are you so legendary, Grandpa?
i LΦ`jWell son, if it doesn't have to do with the fact that I've lived for eons, saved the universe a few hundred times, and my incredible wit, humor, and sexiness...
i LΦ`jI have two 1000-post threads and one thats ongoing. I created you, Darkpa, and a lot of the more popular DQN characters. And, dagnabbit, I'm the 4-ch mascot! Now get me some fucking pie, Junior!
( ί ί) Who wanted leasbians???
( ί -ί) Umh I mean...
( ί ί) Pie!
i LΦ`jNo! No! It's four and twenty blackBIRDS baked in a pie!
Those poor, poor kids...
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( ί -ί) No lesbians?
(ί -ί ) I'll be going then.
i(EΝE)΅
(EΝE) So Grandpa, what do you think of Atlus' recent aquirement of Super Robot Wars OG 1 and 2? This is much more important than Disgaea shit!
i LΦ`j..........
i(EΝE)΅ But Grandpa!
Μ(EΝE)Μ I feel pretty!
i LΦ`j Don't tempt me!
Μ(EΝE)Μ Keep away from me! I'm trying to get the lesbians to stay. It's a tough job, but a man gotta do what a man gotta do.
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) You're a real lesbian underdcover, aren't you!
( ) Your panties are showing.
Μ(EΝE)Μ Honeypie I swear, I'll become lesbian for you! HARD LEZ!
Μi LΦ`jΜ Sei! Sei! Sei!
Μ(EΝE)Μ Foooooo!
( ί ί) Big sisters!
i LΦ`j all this excitement is really bad for my rheumatism. I'm going to lay down for a while.
i LΦ`jzzzzzZZZZZzzz...lesbians...zzzzzzzz....
Μ(EΝE)Μ What's this gay noise?
i LΦ`jMust be this thread...
( ί ί) Oneeeeeesamaaaaaaaaaaaa
(EΝE) Hey,
as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn. ( http://www.animenfo.com/forums/about5546.html&highlight= )
i LΦ`jSonny, you still have a lot to learn about kopipe.
(EΝE) Why can't you ever respect me, Grandpa?
(EΝE) Nigga, I gon' fuck you up like a bitch aint knowin
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(EΝE) He's made of rubber!
( ί ί) How did that happen?!
i LΦ`jYou kids should be more focused
(EΝE) I'm sorry, Grandpa, I forgot to take my meds.
( ί ί) Mittens!
( ί-ί) No, wait...
(ί-ί ) Brb...
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( ί-ί) I was away for, what, 2 seconds and already this place is ravaged by wild bu-n. That kinda sucks.
i LΦ`j You kids have no sense of history. Once, this thread was ravaged by wild bu-n, until hunters nearly drove them to the point of distinction. The fact that they are finally returning is a sign that the atmosphere of DQN is finally becoming less poisonous.
(EΝE) Grandpa! Tell is a story!
( ί-ί) I meant us...
( ί ί) Wow Junior you looked like me for a while!
( ί-ί) Weird...
(ί-ί ) I'm going to the lil' ladies' room.