（ ｀ハ´） I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
（ ｀ハ´） I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
（ ｀ハ´） ...except emo-kid, of course.
（ ｀ハ´） My parties always inspire hilarity and spontaneous japes.
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（ ｀ハ´） ...Anonymous...
（ ｀ハ´） It seems I will need to request the services of Mittens once again after all.
Damn... they're all having fun without me again・・・
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（ ｀ハ´） I would be proud to invite you if you were to shave, change your name, and join the army like a true upstanding citizen.
（ ｀ハ´）I get so lonely these days ....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, do you like Mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YOU SHOULD THROW A MITTEN PARTY NEXT TIME!!!!
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（ ｀ハ´）...
（・∀・）Darkpa, is there any chance that you're wiser then Grandpa? Because if you are I'd much rather ask you questions instead!
（ ｀ハ´） I am indeed wiser than your Grandfather, but as I am humbled thanks to the teachings of Tanasinn, I cannot share any of my wisdom with you.
（・∀・）I like you, Darkpa!
（ ｀ハ´） I, too, am fond of you. Please paint my house.
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（ ｀ハ´） ...I really do need to call Mittens soon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) darkpa.... I can't find my big muscle AA ... sorry.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like parties and drinking and shit like that!
（・∀・）Darkpa, who is mittens?
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（ ｀ハ´）Mittens, dear friend. Would you mind escorting him to the door?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I won't fail you, Darkpa!
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(valium) ￣"⌒ヽ
／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ `､
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ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ）> I will not leave until I have presented you with this AMAZING marketing oppertunity!
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( ´ω`) Valium?
( ´ω`) Tsk, tsk, kids these days.
（ ｀ハ´）I agree.
（ ｀ハ´）Mittens, hand that Valium over immediately.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Needs more MITTENS!
( ﾟ oﾟ) Darkpa! Watch out! There's a bottle rocket headed straight for you!!!
（ ｀ハ´）Please enjoy the delicious potato puffs, crab rangoon and baby lamb chops from the wandering servers.
（ ｀ハ´）If you really must, kindly come into a kleenex and dispose of it in the handy garbage receptacles.
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( ´ω`) Darkpa, check out my new swordskill!
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（ ｀ハ´）Lack of sound effects renders your skill too plain my friend.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and this party sucks dick like the rest of those
（つ つ wannabe "I've worked so hard so I'll throw myself a party" parties.
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( ・ω・) DON'T THINK. FEEL AND YOU'LL BE TANASINN.
（ ｀ハ´） I am the master of Tanasinn. You cannot defeat me.
(´^ิ౪＾ิ)Durrr I think I can!
(´^ิ౪＾ิ)I made a joke! Get it? I said when it comes to tanasinn I think I can defeat darkpa!
(´^ิ౪＾ิ)Get it? It's funny because no one can ever beat darkpa.
（ ｀ハ´）I have some pamphlets...
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___ ( ´ω`) < I've beaten Darkpa on one occasion: when he was taking a piss, I slit his throat
＼ ⊂ つ⊥ from behind. A most dishonorable death, but you sometimes gotta do whatever it takes.
￣￣ゝヽ(⌒)⌒) ゝ￣￣￣￣￣
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（ ｀ハ´） Grandpa hasn't been sober since 1927, but I keep inviting him to my parties because he can really put it away!
（ ｀ハ´） Besides, it's always wise to invite an ugly friend along, so you'll look fine in comparison.
（ ｀ハ´） This accounts for quite a few of the male invitees.
Oh, so I'm the ugly one, eh?
( ´ω`)（ ｀ハ´）!? (He appeared behind me without me knowing?!)
（ ｀ハ´） ...this must be his legendary drunken fist that I have heard so much about. Interesting.
( ´ω`) I invented the Drunken Style, Darkpa.
( ´ω`) Just for your party, I'm willin' to do a few moves to impress the crowd - who should be my dummy?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hey Grandpa, what's up?
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( ﾟ oﾟ) Woah, nice ventriloquism act.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Could use better dialogue, though.
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___ ( ´ω`) < I've beaten thinking about retiring.
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（ ｀ハ´） It's nice to see you again, but in the future please remember to RSVP.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am so glad that post got cut off where it did.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) microcephaly
（ ｀ハ´） Hello, strange creature. I have a strange feeling that I may like you.
(・∀・) there's long line for bathroom. wtf.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DARKPA DARKPA WHAT'S THAT THING WITH THE ORANGE CHEEKS?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Is it mittens?!?!?!!!
（ ｀ハ´） I think I may adopt it. Now, what should I name it?
（ ｀ハ´） And no, I don't believe that it is mittens, Mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's..not?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Snorunt!!!!
（ ｀ハ´） Does one really need to 'catch them all'?
（ ｀ハ´） ...
（ ｀ハ´） It all seems kind of pointless in the greater scheme of things.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SNORUNT!!!!
(・∀・) I think we should call it Dark Junior.
（ ｀ハ´） That certainly has a nice ring to it.
（・ハ・）..（;ハ;）
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（ ｀ハ´）Why thank you, young lady. I do appreciate a fine Rubenesque figure.
（ ｀ハ´）Though an ample bosom is nice, smaller figures are fine, too.
（ ｀ハ´）
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（ ｀ハ´）彡 （ ｀ハ´）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Unmask! Unmask!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
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（ ｀ハ´）彡 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
（・ハ・）Darkpa! I'm your grandson! From the future~
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（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） （ ﾟ ヮﾟ） ☆ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ） WE CAN DANCE
⊂ ⊂ ） （ Ｕ つ ⊂__へ つ WE CAN DANCE
< < < * ） ） ） （＿）| EVERYBODY LOSE CONTROL
（＿（＿） （_＿）＿） 彡（_＿）
∧＿∧ + ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ Young man,
( ´ω) ( ´ω) ☆( ´ω`) there's a place you can go
⊂ ⊂ ） （ Ｕ つ ⊂__へ つ I said, young man,
< < < * ） ） ） （＿）| when you're short on your dough
（＿（＿） （_＿）＿） 彡（_＿）
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） I see all of you fuckers!
∧＿∧ + ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ｀ハ´） （ ｀ハ´） ☆ （ ｀ハ´） The name's Darkpa,
⊂ ⊂ ） （ Ｕ つ ⊂__へ つ You wish you were me, don'tcha?
< < < * ） ） ） （＿）| This party's just gettin started,
（＿（＿） （_＿）＿） 彡（_＿） too bad this rhyme is retarded.
（ ｀ハ´）I feel like such a fool.
∧＿∧ + ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） （ ﾟ ヮﾟ） ☆ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ） MITTENS!
⊂ ⊂ ） （ Ｕ つ ⊂__へ つ MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
< < < * ） ） ） （＿）| EVERYBODY LOVES MITTENS!
（＿（＿） （_＿）＿） 彡（_＿）
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/ };;ﾞ l ）） Hello Mittens!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're an ugly, small-eyed mutant, and I hate you.
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/ };;ﾞ l ）） Noooooo!!! Mittens Kawaii bishie! glomp! glomp! glomp!
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（・ハ・） Darkpa, you are the coolest... and I broke your window.. sorry.
（・ハ・）200 get!