i@MnLj I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
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i@MnLj@"There ain't no such thing as a bad mitten."
i@MnLj@... I apologize for that awful pun.
( ί ί) I like Darkpa!
( > <) ...and MITTENS!
i@ί nίjI'm not sure...
i@MLj..what's better?
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i@MnLj@It's suddenly so quiet around here...
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i@MnLj Looks like I lost control, indeed.
i@MnLj Welcome, Shii. Haven't you brought Giko with you?
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i@MnLjI am most displeased with where this is going...
i@MnLjSECURITY!
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( ί ί) Darkpa, how's your job stealing food from other threads been going?
i@MnLj ...I forgot all about that, Mittens
( ί ί) What about the maid cafe/weight loss camp?
i@MnLj...That thread is so old...
( ί ί) Yeah! I was scrolling through old threads and found it!
i@MnLjYou're a strange one, Mittens.
i@MnLj I'm getting tired of this.
i@MnLjSecurity, out with him.
Π*L°MΠ c'mon lets go nya.
( ί |ί) I don't want to
Π*L°MΠ Okay nya.
( ί -ί) I'm not leaving
Π*L°MΠ I said okay nya.
i@MnLj Are you utterly useless?!
( ί -ί) Staying right here.
Π*L°MΠ Yes, yes.
Π*L°MΠ ...nya.
i@MnLj ...where is that batboy from a few posts ago when you need him...
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i@MnLj ...Tanasinn again...
i@MnLjI think I'll go for a run.
iMnL@jI'll come back when this thread is good again.
( ί Oί) DARKPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ί -ί) Don't give up hope just because of one jerk! Keep fighting!!!!!!!
( ί ί) Hey, nachos!
Π*L°MΠ Hey, mittens.
Π*L°MΠ Sure, why not?
( ί ί) Darkpa, who's cuter? Me or Security kitten?
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( ί -ί) ...
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( ί -ί) I am so cuter.
Π*L°MΠ Yeah.
i@MnLj Hm.
Π*L°MΠ So darkpa what else do you need while I'm here?
i@MnLj A drink.
i@MnLj Something strong.
i@MnLj Original polish wedding vodka.
( ί -ί) That stuff will strip the varnish right off of a bar in 30 seconds.
Π*L°MΠ I'm not allowed to buy, drink or look at alcohol, nya.
i@MnLj Oh, that's too bad. How old are you, may I ask?
Π*L°MΠ 68.
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i@MnLj My sense of humor is in a state of decline.
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i@MnLj Although I am humbled and honored that a cat such as yourself would welcome one such as I into your species, I must assure you that I am most definitely NOT a cat.
i@MnLj And my name is Darkpa, not Darpa.
( ί ί) but Darpa is so much cuter!
i@MnLj And TIPS was just adorable.
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( ί ί) Hey Darkpa! What do you call "www.becauseitswinter.com."?
( ˃ ˂) An FDQN!
i@MnLj I am afraid that I do not understand, Mittens; but if that was an intended to insult, I would greatly appreciate it if you were to stop. Winter is a kind man, and a very good friend. I will most definitely NOT allow even you to insult him in my garden.
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natur@l v1@gr@ h3r3 -> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Cracky-chan
( ί ί) Also, this was possibly the best geeky joke I ever invented!
( ί[ί) winter put you up to that, didn't he?
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