（ ｀ハ´） I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
（ ｀ハ´） I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
（ ｀ハ´） ...except emo-kid, of course.
（ ｀ハ´） Ah, mittens! Would you please make sure that all of our guests are fitted with the proper handware?
（ ｀ハ´） ..now what am I going to do about those annoying coreans...
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ nya nya
ヽﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ﾉ nya na
( へ) nya nya
く ya
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ nya nya
ヽﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ﾉ nya na
(へ ) nya nya
> nya ya
（ ｀ハ´） Ahh. Much better.
∧ ∧＿
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ￣"⌒ヽ
／ ） ヽ' ／ ､ `､
γ --‐ ' λ. ;
ｆ ､ ヾ ／ ） Let me get this straight, Junior nya~.
! ﾉヽ､., '｀"／ ,. '" You're not going to steal my job
| ￣ｰ-ヽ 〈 < _ ヽ. from me so easily, nya~.
!､＿＿,,, ｌ ,＼_,ソ ﾉ
〈'_,/ / ／
| | イ-､__
l.__| ｝_ ｌ
＿.| .〔 ｌ ｌ
〔＿＿＿! 'ｰ'
（ ｀ハ´）<Nope, just your sanity
<ヽ｀∀´> did someone calls for a Corean nida?
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ under normal conditions
ヽ（ ｀ハ´） ﾉ I would
( へ) never embarass
く myself
♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ like this.
ヽ（ ｀ハ´） ﾉ But my
(へ ) my guests
> aren't going to just entertain themselves...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yo, Darkpa! Where da Moderately attractive women at?
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i I'm here.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞================================
== THE moderately attractive woman'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HELL~OOOO hot yet within reason!
(・∀・) She's hot like a cold fish!
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i Sorry we're out of fish
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞================================
== THE moderately attractive woman'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So, baby..what's it like, workin' in a joint like this?
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i eh, it's a living.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========================================
== THE not exactly ugly but not really all that hot chick'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ever thought of making a livin'...
IN MY PANTS?
(・...・) < やれやれ...
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i Order something or go away.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞====================
== THE STRICTLY BUSINESS DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Harsh, Dudette.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HARSH FIVE!
(・...・)worst pun ever.
（ ｀ハ´）Excuse me miss not so incredibly good-looking but not that bad either but I don't remember allowing you to set up a DINER in my garden.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i We went over your head.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========================================
== THE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
（ ｀ハ´）Mittens! Call a towing company and have this thing removed!
（｀ハ´ ）...
（ ｀ハ´）Where does he go whenever anyone needs him?
( ´ω`) My threads seem to have far more attractiveness than your pitiful "garden party", Darkpa.
（ ｀ハ´） My patience with you is at an end, elder. As the youths say, "It's on!"
Someone blowing their fucking whistle in the quad.
（ ｀ハ´） We're still out of ice.
（ ｀ハ´） Perhaps Marty will have some to spare.
（ ｀ハ´） ...
（ ｀ハ´） The memory of Rei's glare still makes me shudder.
人
（_◎）
（(●)(●)）
（_ﾄｪｪｪｲ_）
. ( ಠmƣ) I say, my hat and I find this party to be quite pleasing.
人
（_◎）
（(●)(●)）
（_ﾄｪｪｪｲ_）
. ( ಠmƣ) In which direction might I find the VIP section?
（ ｀ハ´） The attractive women are lounging pool-side.
（ ｀ハ´） Please don't hesitate to mingle with the other guests.
( ´ω`) Darkpa, what the hell is a CHIMPOKO ♪?
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) derp
TANASINN
（ ｀ハ´） Grandpa, it is indeed a mystery to me.
（ ｀ハ´） Perhaps you should ask it of the attractive poolside women.
(・д・) Darkpa ! They're drowning !!
(・...・) ... I wish those cute girls would come back....
sigh
（ ｀ハ´） ...
（ ｀ハ´） Where is my trusty lifeguard who I hired at great expense for this party?
（ ・-・) Oh hai, I was chatting up Rei over at the bar. Hope you don't mind.
(・д・) They're going down for the third time!!!
（・-・ ) Oh, is that Mittens? I better go talk to the little whore.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
（ ｀ハ´）Where did everyone go? The party is just getting started, my friends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 555get, if man is 5...
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ and the devil is 6....
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ´ω｀) then GOD is 7!
（ ｀ハ´）I am pleased about the level of discourse at my affairs.
（ ｀ハ´）I am, however, displeased with the current turn-out.
（ ｀ハ´） Only 1200 visitors. I've done better.
(・...・) やれやれだ ...
（・-・ ) Gee, looks like the neighborhood's going to shit. Have you considered moving to "General", Darkpa? I hear the prices are dropping fast over there.
（ ｀ハ´） Zombies aren't much of a worry, I can kill them with one punch from my holy fist. I've been eyeing some land in Not-English for an international version, however. If that were to go well, I could begin a full expansion into 日本語!
(´^ิω＾ิ)
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ nya
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ
(・...・) ...brains?
（ ｀ハ´） None here. Try the Grandpa thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...mittens?
（ ｀ハ´） They were all distributed as party favors.
（ ｀ハ´） I don't believe any are left.
（ ｀ハ´） Perhaps you would enjoy a cold drink instead?
(´ｰ｀) No thanks, Darkpa. It appears that 4-ch has frozen over. Would you happen to have any hot tea?
（ ｀ハ´） I did a few moments ago, but now the best I can offer you is iced tea.
（ ・-・) So I hear 4chan's down again.
''';;';';;'';;;,., 4chan
''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,., 4chan
;;''';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
;;'';';';;'';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
vymyvwymyvymyvy 4chan
4chan n_n,n_n、n_n,n_n、n_n,n_n、
∩＿∩＾−＾∩＿∩＾−＾∩＿∩＾−
4chan ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩
∩＿ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ＿∩ ∩＿ 4chan
∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ | ノ ヽ | ノ ヽノ ヽ
/ ● ● | / ● ● | ● ● | ● ● |
| ( _●_) ミ | ( _●_) ミ ( _●_) ミ ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀ 彡､ |∪| ､｀＼ |∪| ､｀＼ |∪| ､｀＼
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / / ＿＿ ヽノ /´> ) ヽノ / ノ //ヽノ/´> )
(＿＿＿） / (＿＿＿） / (／＿） / (／ / (_／
（ ｀ハ´） Welcome... erm, guests. ...You there! No peeing in the pool!
∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ
/ ● ● | Oh dont worry, I wont go anywhere near the pool.
| ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀
(´ｰ｀) lol pool's closed.
(´ｰ｀) .... due to aid...
(´ｰ｀) ... s
（ ｀ハ´）Please help yourself to the ample supply of iced coffee.
(´ｰ｀) lol party's closed, snow in the pool.
（・∀・） VENDOR BUY BANK GUARDS
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | 'sup, Darkpa? I thought I'd drop by on my way home from work.
＼| ＼＿/ ／
＼＿＿＿_／
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
Nobody's around, I can safely do my crossdresser dance.
♪
♪ ,(ゝ､ ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
ｰ=y; (（ﾉりヾヽ ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
＼(ﾟдﾟ从 ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
ﾉノ| y |＼;y=‐ ﾔｰｲﾔｰ
／ へゝ
~く~~~~
（ ｀ハ´）This air of frivolity never ceases to lift my spirits.
（ ｀ハ´）I hope all of my guests are enjoying themselves as much.
(一д一) Yawn, maybe I should head over to Clonepa's place...
（ ・ω・）My remote broke. Can I watch the news here instead?
（ ｀ハ´）No, but you can feel free to mingle with the tentacles poolside.
＿ ／- イ､_
＿＿ ／: : : : : : : : : : : (
〈〈〈〈 ヽ /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
〈⊃ } {:: : : :ノ --‐' ､_＼: : ::｝
∩＿＿＿∩ | | {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ､ ェｪ ヾ: :::}
| ノ ヽ ! ! 、 ｌ: :ﾉ ／二―-､ |: ::ﾉ
/ ● ● | / ，,･_ | /／ ￣7/ /::ノ
| ( ●_) ミ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨ 〉(二─-┘{／
彡､ |∪| ／ ､･∵ ’ ／､／/| ￣￣ヽ
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / ／ // |／／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / // /＼ ／
.,. -──-､ ＿＿
／. : : : : : : : : :＼ 〈〈〈〈 ヽ
/.┛┗: : : : : : : : : :ヽ 〈⊃ ﾉ
. !.::┓┏,-…-…-ミ: ::', | | ∩＿＿＿∩
{::: : : : :i '⌒' '⌒'i: : ::}ノ ! | ノ --‐' ､_＼
{:: : : : : | ｪｪ ｪｪ |: : :} / 、 / ,_;:;:;ノ､ ● |
. { : : : : :| ,. |:: :;! ／ , ，,･_ | ( _●_) ミ kumasinn....
. ヾ: : :: :i r‐-ﾆ-┐| ::ﾉ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨彡､ |∪| ミ
ゞイ! ヽ 二ﾞノｲゞ ､･∵ ’ ／ ヽノ￣ヽ
/ ＿ ` ｰ一'´￣/ ／ ／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / /
∩＿＿∩
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴／∴∵＼＼
/∵∴●∴∴.● |
|∵∵∵ ( _●_) ∵ミ kumasinn...
彡∵∵∵|∪|∵∵|
| ∵∵∵ ヽノ ∵∵|
＼∵∴∵∴∵ ／
／ ＼∵∴∵／＼
（ ｀ハ´） Not fist fights or I'll have the whole lot of you tossed out.
（ ｀ハ´） Assuming that security isn't slacking off again, that is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, you're wearing a cat!
＼Violence always fascinates me!／
.￣￣￣￣|/￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ .＿ ／- イ､_
＿＿ ／: : : : : : : : : : : (
〈〈〈〈 ヽ /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
〈⊃ } {:: : : :ノ --‐' ､_＼: : ::｝
∩＿＿＿∩ | | {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ､ ェｪ ヾ: :::}
| ノ ヽ ! ! 、 ｌ: :ﾉ ／二―-､ |: ::ﾉ
/ ● ● | / ，,･_ | /／ ￣7/ /::ノ
| ( ●_) ミ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨ 〉(二─-┘{／
彡､ |∪| ／ ､･∵ ’ ／､／/| ￣￣ヽ
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / ／ // |／／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / // /＼ ／
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ( ｀ハ´)ﾐ
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ Hello, is this the renowned Garden Party of Darkpa ? I have some questions too ask him.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） ... Ah, the persian cat. Known best for its luxurious fur and it's pea-sized brain.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ 601get, nya
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） Ah, there you are! ...Wait, where did you go?
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ ~Nya?
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） Get off my head, pea-brain!
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm not on your head, nya.
〜(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） ...Oh. My apologies.
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │・ω・ |│ < So, this is the place for the furchan meetup?
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
( ｀ハ´） oh what has my party become?
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │｀ハ´ |│ < If you can't beat 'em, play them at their own game and win.
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
( ˃ ヮ˂) PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │・ω・ |│ < Great! Now we can start the yiffing!
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │｀ハ´ |│ < .....
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
∧＿∧
ﾋﾟャｰ< ｀ェ´> ＜Sorry im late, was busy bringing kimchi, nida.
＝〔~∪￣￣〕
＝ ◎――◎
happy unbirthday