（ ｀ハ´） I have worked so hard on my garden and plant sculptures that I should reward myself.
（ ｀ハ´） I think quiet, dignified and refined garden party would be a wonderful reward for my efforts. I will invite everyone I know
（ ｀ハ´） ...except emo-kid, of course.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
（ ｀ハ´）Where did everyone go? The party is just getting started, my friends.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 555get, if man is 5...
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ and the devil is 6....
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ´ω｀) then GOD is 7!
（ ｀ハ´）I am pleased about the level of discourse at my affairs.
（ ｀ハ´）I am, however, displeased with the current turn-out.
（ ｀ハ´） Only 1200 visitors. I've done better.
(・...・) やれやれだ ...
（・-・ ) Gee, looks like the neighborhood's going to shit. Have you considered moving to "General", Darkpa? I hear the prices are dropping fast over there.
（ ｀ハ´） Zombies aren't much of a worry, I can kill them with one punch from my holy fist. I've been eyeing some land in Not-English for an international version, however. If that were to go well, I could begin a full expansion into 日本語!
(´^ิω＾ิ)
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ nya
～(,_ｕｕﾉ
(・...・) ...brains?
（ ｀ハ´） None here. Try the Grandpa thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...mittens?
（ ｀ハ´） They were all distributed as party favors.
（ ｀ハ´） I don't believe any are left.
（ ｀ハ´） Perhaps you would enjoy a cold drink instead?
(´ｰ｀) No thanks, Darkpa. It appears that 4-ch has frozen over. Would you happen to have any hot tea?
（ ｀ハ´） I did a few moments ago, but now the best I can offer you is iced tea.
（ ・-・) So I hear 4chan's down again.
''';;';';;'';;;,., 4chan
''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,., 4chan
;;''';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
;;'';';';;'';;';'';';';;;'';;'';;;
vymyvwymyvymyvy 4chan
4chan n_n,n_n、n_n,n_n、n_n,n_n、
∩＿∩＾－＾∩＿∩＾－＾∩＿∩＾－
4chan ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩
∩＿ ∩＿＿∩ ∩＿＿∩ ＿∩ ∩＿ 4chan
∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩ ∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ | ノ ヽ | ノ ヽノ ヽ
/ ● ● | / ● ● | ● ● | ● ● |
| ( _●_) ミ | ( _●_) ミ ( _●_) ミ ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀ 彡､ |∪| ､｀＼ |∪| ､｀＼ |∪| ､｀＼
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / / ＿＿ ヽノ /´> ) ヽノ / ノ //ヽノ/´> )
(＿＿＿） / (＿＿＿） / (／＿） / (／ / (_／
（ ｀ハ´） Welcome... erm, guests. ...You there! No peeing in the pool!
∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ
/ ● ● | Oh dont worry, I wont go anywhere near the pool.
| ( _●_) ミ
彡､ |∪| ､｀
(´ｰ｀) lol pool's closed.
(´ｰ｀) .... due to aid...
(´ｰ｀) ... s
（ ｀ハ´）Please help yourself to the ample supply of iced coffee.
(´ｰ｀) lol party's closed, snow in the pool.
（・∀・） VENDOR BUY BANK GUARDS
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 |
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | 'sup, Darkpa? I thought I'd drop by on my way home from work.
＼| ＼＿/ ／
＼＿＿＿_／
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
Nobody's around, I can safely do my crossdresser dance.
♪
♪ ,(ゝ､ ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
ｰ=y; (（ﾉりヾヽ ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
＼(ﾟдﾟ从 ﾔﾝﾏｰﾆ
ﾉノ| y |＼;y=‐ ﾔｰｲﾔｰ
／ へゝ
~く~~~~
（ ｀ハ´）This air of frivolity never ceases to lift my spirits.
（ ｀ハ´）I hope all of my guests are enjoying themselves as much.
(一д一) Yawn, maybe I should head over to Clonepa's place...
（ ・ω・）My remote broke. Can I watch the news here instead?
（ ｀ハ´）No, but you can feel free to mingle with the tentacles poolside.
＿ ／- イ､_
＿＿ ／: : : : : : : : : : : (
〈〈〈〈 ヽ /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
〈⊃ } {:: : : :ノ --‐' ､_＼: : ::｝
∩＿＿＿∩ | | {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ､ ェｪ ヾ: :::}
| ノ ヽ ! ! 、 ｌ: :ﾉ ／二―-､ |: ::ﾉ
/ ● ● | / ，,･_ | /／ ￣7/ /::ノ
| ( ●_) ミ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨ 〉(二─-┘{／
彡､ |∪| ／ ､･∵ ’ ／､／/| ￣￣ヽ
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / ／ // |／／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / // /＼ ／
.,. -──-､ ＿＿
／. : : : : : : : : :＼ 〈〈〈〈 ヽ
/.┛┗: : : : : : : : : :ヽ 〈⊃ ﾉ
. !.::┓┏,-…-…-ミ: ::', | | ∩＿＿＿∩
{::: : : : :i '⌒' '⌒'i: : ::}ノ ! | ノ --‐' ､_＼
{:: : : : : | ｪｪ ｪｪ |: : :} / 、 / ,_;:;:;ノ､ ● |
. { : : : : :| ,. |:: :;! ／ , ，,･_ | ( _●_) ミ kumasinn....
. ヾ: : :: :i r‐-ﾆ-┐| ::ﾉ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨彡､ |∪| ミ
ゞイ! ヽ 二ﾞノｲゞ ､･∵ ’ ／ ヽノ￣ヽ
/ ＿ ` ｰ一'´￣/ ／ ／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / /
∩＿＿∩
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴／∴∵＼＼
/∵∴●∴∴.● |
|∵∵∵ ( _●_) ∵ミ kumasinn...
彡∵∵∵|∪|∵∵|
| ∵∵∵ ヽノ ∵∵|
＼∵∴∵∴∵ ／
／ ＼∵∴∵／＼
（ ｀ハ´） Not fist fights or I'll have the whole lot of you tossed out.
（ ｀ハ´） Assuming that security isn't slacking off again, that is.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Darkpa, you're wearing a cat!
＼Violence always fascinates me!／
.￣￣￣￣|/￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ .＿ ／- イ､_
＿＿ ／: : : : : : : : : : : (
〈〈〈〈 ヽ /: : : : ::;:;: ;: ;:;: ; : : : ::ゝ
〈⊃ } {:: : : :ノ --‐' ､_＼: : ::｝
∩＿＿＿∩ | | {:: : :ノ ,_;:;:;ノ､ ェｪ ヾ: :::}
| ノ ヽ ! ! 、 ｌ: :ﾉ ／二―-､ |: ::ﾉ
/ ● ● | / ，,･_ | /／ ￣7/ /::ノ
| ( ●_) ミ／ , ’,∴ ･ ¨ 〉(二─-┘{／
彡､ |∪| ／ ､･∵ ’ ／､／/| ￣￣ヽ
/ ＿＿ ヽノ / ／ // |／／＼ 〉
(＿＿＿） / / // /＼ ／
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ( ｀ハ´)ﾐ
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ Hello, is this the renowned Garden Party of Darkpa ? I have some questions too ask him.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） ... Ah, the persian cat. Known best for its luxurious fur and it's pea-sized brain.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ 601get, nya
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） Ah, there you are! ...Wait, where did you go?
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ ~Nya?
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） Get off my head, pea-brain!
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ* ´ｰ｀ﾐ I'm not on your head, nya.
～(,_ｕ ｕﾉ
( ｀ハ´） ...Oh. My apologies.
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │・ω・ |│ < So, this is the place for the furchan meetup?
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
( ｀ハ´） oh what has my party become?
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │｀ハ´ |│ < If you can't beat 'em, play them at their own game and win.
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
( ˃ ヮ˂) PARTY PARTY JOIN US JOIN US
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │・ω・ |│ < Great! Now we can start the yiffing!
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
へ＿＿＿_ﾍ
|ノ ヽ
｜ ´ ｀ | .
ﾐ * ____ｰ__ ﾐ
| │｀ハ´ |│ < .....
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
∧＿∧
ﾋﾟャｰ< ｀ェ´> ＜Sorry im late, was busy bringing kimchi, nida.
＝〔~∪￣￣〕
＝ ◎――◎
happy unbirthday
( ｀ハ´） I appreciate the sentiment, >>612.
( ｀ハ´） Did you happen to bring along a bottle, or perhaps a covered dish?
( ｀ハ´） Aiyah... the garden party is not in the best shape. It could use more refreshments. Where is that caterer? It's been weeks!
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i ...I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as if someone is about to tear me a new one....
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
== THE REI'S DINER ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞
( ｀ハ´） Regrettably, once again I will have to go to other threads and scavenge food.
( ｀ハ´） Or send Security Kitten to do the dirty work.
（ ・ω・） The last of the apolojuice was used making the rum punch.
（ ・ω・）The lolis are soaking in it.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ And Security Kitten is in hot pursuit (several days later), nya~
＝〔~∪￣￣〕
＝ ◎――◎
( ｀ハ´） At times like this, even a cat's paw is useful.
（ ・ω・） Fartpa hasn't had a garbage darky since slavery was outlawed.
( ｀ハ´） Pardon me. I was distracted by the death of Our Dear Leader.
( ・-・) You can't fool me, Sina. "Dear Leader" was just your lackey.
( ｀ハ´） Even so, you can't get good help these days. Aiyah!
( ｀ハ´） That being said, where IS Natumi?
( ・-・) Natumi is still in the Wheel Country, of course.
Spotted a rogue dancer.
♪ ∧__,∧.∩
ｒ（ ＾ω＾ ）ﾉ _ It's party!
└‐、 ﾚ´｀ヽ
ヽ _ノ´｀
（ .(´ ♪
｀ー
♪ ∩ ∧__,∧
._ ヽ（ ＾ω＾ ）7
/｀ヽJ ,‐┘
´｀ヽ､_ ノ
｀) ） ♪
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I'm back from the wheel country, who wants some wheel
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Dear god everyone died of old age.
( ｀ハ´） I am alive of old age! MUOHOHOHO!
( ｀ハ´） No, but nothing has been the same ever since Grandpa started being dead for tax purposes.
( ｀ハ´） This calls for drastic measures!
（ ・ω・） Hey Darkpa! Would you happen to have any sugar?
（ ｀ハ´）No. Please Leave.
I'm still a voice I need for pudding